BY EKTACongratulations & Celebrations ! Aaj tu 70 saal ki Buddhi ho Gyiii 🤣 🤣 O Sorry galti se mistake ho gayi 😳 🤣 I said the Wrong Age :P Aaj tu 80 Saal ki Buddhi ho gyi 🤣 🤣 Yay ! Yay ! M so happy 😃 Ab toh shadi krle 🤣 80 saal ki ho gyi h & ab tak Ian, Mohit, Rob Etc Etc ka wait kr rai h 😲 Besharam, they r BACCHAS ! Bakshofy those guys, they r NOT Intrested in You ! 😳 😡 🤣
*Juhi Whispering sumthng* OMG ! Is dis Aku's B'day?! 😲 Sorry wapas Galti se M I S T A K E ho gyi 🤣 🤣 I thot mere pados me rehne waali Budhiya whu is 70-80 saal ki uska B'day h 🤣 Shez not Married yet & Thinks herself to be 17 😲 & Aku & usme zyada fark bhi nhi h 🤣 Aku is the New Budhiya-in-the-making ! :O 🤣 🤣
Ok so Happy Birthday to YOU Happy Birthday to YOU Happy Birthday Duffer AKU Happy Birthday to YOU 🤣 May U forever be in ZOO & later marry a Monkey 🤣 then u both live happily ever-after wit ur sweet little Donkeys 🤣
Wah ! Mazza aa gya By God 🤣 Aaj tak maine kisi ko bhi itne acche se wish nahi kia 🤣 Happy Birthday to the Topper of Mumbai 😳 Hey Bhagwaan, Muje kamsekam acche no se HSC paas krwa dena coz m not like HER 🤢 Miss CA 🤣 Ur the most scholar but Duffer Girl I've ever seen 🤣 A very Weird Combination i've seen 🤣 🤣 Shez a HUGE Fan of Himesss Bhai, KRK, Sonakshi Sinha, Kasmira Shah, Rakhi Sawant, Veena mallik & inke jaise sab Bade Bade Stars 🤣 So Give her a huge round of applause for tolerating them 😳 🤣 🤣
Okay 1 Song for U of ur Fav Himesss Saiyyan & hum sabhi ke Himesss Bhaiya 🤢 🤣
Let' S Rock To Mehfooz On The Floor
Mehfooz Rakhta Hoon Dil Mein - 2
Tere Ishq Ka Fasaana, Fasaana
(Mehfooz Rakhta Hoon Dil Mein
Tere Ishq Ka Fasaana, Fasaana
Nahi Nahi Nahi Nahi Gawaara
Tera Aur Kisi Ka Ho Jaana) - 2
Mehfooz Rakhta Hoon Dil Mein
Tere Ishq Ka Fasaana, Fasaana
Meri Har Junoon Se, Meri Aarjoo Se
Teri Dhadkane Hai Aashina
Teri Aashiqi Se Meri Zindagi Hai
Tujhme Hi Hai Meri Jaan
Mehfooz Rakhta Hoon Dil Mein
Tere Ishq Ka Fasaana, Fasaana
Nahi Nahi Nahi Nahi Gawaara
Tera Aur Kisi Ka Ho Jaana
Shikave Bhi Karana Rehna Khafa Bhi
Par Door Jaana Na Kabhi
Ek Siva Mere Aur Tu Kisi Se
Nazarein Milaana Na Kabhi
Teri Chaahaton Mein Meri Raahatein Hain
Chaahoon Tujhe Beintahaan
Mehfooz Rakhta Hoon Dil Mein
Tere Ishq Ka Fasaana, Fasaana
Nahi Nahi Nahi Nahi Gawaara
Tera Aur Kisi Ka Ho Jaana
Mehfooz Rakhta Hoon Dil Mein
Tere Ishq Ka Fasaana, FasaanaI've Copy Pasted from Google 🤣 Just ROFL 🤣 🤣 Google was also givng me ANGRY Glares for searching this kinda thngs 😳 🤣 Dkh tere liye kya kya krna padta h 🤣 🤣 Chal ab tune me gaana band kar 🤣 I knw its ur Fav song 😉 🤣
Chalo I thnk i wrote a lot ! :P U remember Our 1st meeting on FB?! :P U got 92% in SSC & was telling me M not Studious :X My Expressions wer Hillarious dat tym 🤣 Paagal ! I Chatted wit u at dat tym nly bcoz u had Mohit's DP dat tym ☺️ warna hum kabhi naa milte 🤣 Mohit ke Chran chuuna chaiye tuje dat coz of him u got a frnd lyk me 😎 🤣 Nver ever had i thot ke tere jaisi ADIVAASI meri itni acchi frnd banegi 🤣 🤣 But Jab Kismat Kharab ho toh Bhagwaan bhi kuch nhi kr skte 🤣
Chal now time for sum nakli gifts 🤣
Tere Baccho Ki Fauj 🤣 🤣
& Now tym for sum Orignal Gifts 😉 -
^^See I've bought DENTURES for U 🤣 A perfect Ideal Gift 🤣 I knew u always wanted 1 🤣 Chal ab zyada Khush mat ho, frnd hone ka naate it was my Farzzz 😳 🤣 [It's looking Horrible :O But will suit You 🤣]
Chal now tym for ACTUAL Orignal Gifts- 🤣 🤣
^^ Itni Shiddat se maine Sigg banwane ki koshish ki hai, ki har zarre me mujhe Juhi ke saamne Giggidwaane ki koshish ki h 🤢 Dont see aage peeche, 2 hi hai 🤣 U shud know by now, How Kanjoos I am 😎 🤣Khush reh itne me hi 🤣
*PHEW* Likhna toh bahot kuch hai, but my Hands are Paining 😳 😆 Jo baaki baatien h i'll say wen i Call u up to wish u :P Kisi SPECIAL SUM1 ke saath Busy mat rehna 🤣 😉 Baaki ki saari Baatien & CENSORED Talks on fone lyk Gaalis 🤣 🤣
Once Again Many Many Happy Returns of the Day ! 🤗 May God Bless You & Fulfill all ur wishes & may all ur Happy Dreams cum true 🤗 ❤️ [Including the Wish of marrying a Monkey 🤣]
Enjoy this Day & Have a Blast Aku Terrorist ! 🥳 🤣 M always der to EAT ur Brains 😎 🤣
Hate You Ermm I mean Love You 🤣
With Loads of Love,
O Meri Jaan O Meri Jaan Mereko MAJNU banakar,
Kahaa Chaldi Kahaa Chaldi Pyaar ki PUNGI Bajaa Kar 🤣
Samjhi ki nahi, Chodd Chaad ke apne Salim ki Galli,
Anarkali Disco Chali 🤣 🤣
Ekta 🤗 🤬 ❤️ 🤣
BY JUHI
Hello miss buffalo 😎 🤣 🤣
Finally wo manhus din aa hi gya 🤢 jab tune is dharti ka bojh badane ke liye janam lia 🤢 🤣 🤣
Lekin ab tapak hi gayi h to kya kar sakte hain...🥱 🤣 Jhelna padega hi...
Chal dont give me that looks 😳 aaj to mera hakk banta hai teri insult karne ka 😎 🤣 waise to roz hi mera hakk banta hai...but aaj onli special insults hogi 😳 🤣 🤣
Sabse pehle...teri liye b'day song- *singing*
Happy b'day to u
Happy b'day to u...
Happy b'day Akkuddi Pigudii...
Happy b'day to u
*Juhi opens her eyes & sees evry1 is dead coz of her singing* 😲😡 🤣 🤣 WTH guyss...*slaping ekta* wake up...mai itna bhi bura nhi gaati😡 🤣 🤣
*changing the topic*
chod yaar...meri singing pe mat ja...bhavnao ko samjh😳 🤣
So finally...tu *pata nahi kitne* saalon ki ho hi gyi 😲 🤣 🤣
2 minute ruk...mai pata kar k aati hu tu kitne saal ki hui 🤣 🤣
*opening FB a/c ---> Akriti's Prf----> Info*
Damn...logo ko apni age chupane ki kitne gandi aadat hoti hai 😡 kamini FB pe apna year hi nahi daala 😳😡 🤣
Chal chod...thoda serious wala b'day wishes😳
Washing Powder Nirma, washing powder nirma...
dhoodh si safedi...nirma se aaye...
rangeen kapda bhi khil khil jaaye...
Sabki pasand Nirmaaa...Nirmaaa
^^😲 🤣 🤣 ye kya likh dia 😲 🤣 dhyaan me hi nahi rha be 😳 🤣 🤣 ab tu gaana band kar...wo bhi tune me 😳 🤣 🤣
Ab seriously serious wala wishes...hopefully 🤣 🤣
Many many many happy returns of the day (is line ka matlab muje aaj tak nahi samjha 😳 ) 🤣 🤣 May God bless u...100 saal jiye tu kamini aur aise hi mera sir khati reh 😳 🤣 🤣 juug juug jiye tu...sada suhagan reh...jitne baal utne bacche ho 😲 haila 😲 flow me beh gayi & kuch zyada hi aashirwaad de diye 😲 😳 🤣 Pehle Shadi to kar le baad me ye sab aashirwaad ka paalan karna 🤣 🤣 Apni shadi pe bulana mat bhulna muje😳 nahi bhi bulayegi to bhi aa jaugi 😎 🤣 🤣
*warning*
Ian be zyada drool mat karna...warna tere birthday ko death day bana dungi 😈 🤣 🤣
hmmm...insult kar li...wish bhi kar dia...ab kya baaki hai?? *thinking* & *thinking*
yaad aaya...b'day bombs baaki hai 😎 🤣 🤣
Ye le tere B'day BUMS 😳
last but not the least 🤣 🤣
^ 🤣 🤣
aur chahiye ya itna kaafi hai?? 🤣 🤣 aur chahiye to bol ok 🤣 🤣 tere liye kuch bhi karugi 🤣 🤣 Aakhir Dil tera muft ka hai na 😲 🤣 🤣
Ruck tera b'day cake le k aati hu 😉
*running 2 google bhai 4 help* 🤣 🤣
^^ suits u 🤣 🤣 🤣
ruk abhi aur cake baaki hai 🤣
^ bwahahahaha 🤣 🤣 though u r 18 yet 🤣 🤣 u deserve it 🤣 🤣
bas...now u njoii eating these cakes 🤣 🤣
Finally...dkh maine tuje dhund nikala google pe 😎
^ aaye haaye...pyaari bacchi ko nazar na lage 🤣 🤣 kitni sundar lag rhi h 🤣 kya makeup kia h 🤣 🤣
^Ekta dancing on ur b'day 🤣 🤣 kitni acchi lag rhi h na 🤣 🤣 woohooo...go ekta...go ekta...yeah baby...yeah baby... 🤣 🤣 🤣
^ ye dkh Dolly 🤣 🤣 par dolly...tu itni sad kyu hai? 🤣 🤣
^ last...but not the least...u cutting ur cake 🤣 🤣 🤣
Happy b'day pigudi 🤣 🤣
Jab tera janam hua
Baadal fata Adbhoot roshni hui,
Bhagwaan khud sab k saamne prakat hue aur bole -
SORRY 4 DA MISTAKE! KINDLY ADJUST PLZ..! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Bas ho gya ab...google meko marega...kuch zyada hi use kr lia google bhai ka 🤣 🤣
Happy b'day kamini 🤗 njoii ur day & have a blast 🤗 blast matlab ghar ka saaman mat thodne lagna 🤣 🤣 aisa sab bolte hain to maine bhi bol dia 😳🤣 🤣
Last but not the least...some siggys...jo maine bahut hi mehnat se bani hai...to use kariyo kutti 🤣 🤣 🤣
Sabse pehle...ur most favv
Monaya
Now my personal favv 😍
Delena
Now ur 2 hotties ❤️
Paul & Ian
Last from me...but not @ all the least...its the Birthday girl 🤗
Combined ur pix & made out something 🤗 hope u like it bitchy 🤗
Aaata zhala majha...itna kaafi hai...*phew* finally i typed ur b'day msg...wo bhi itna bada... 😲 proud of myself😳 🤣 🤣
Chal abhi mera maggi ban gya...so m goin to have it :* :* 🤣 baaki ki baatein kal...jab tu muje call karegi 🤣 🤣 🤣
Love u & hate u always 🤣
Juhi 😎 🤣 🤣