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So, I am not supposed to be posting. I am supposed to be writing a very long and boring document. But, what the heck. I have to eat lunch. And that's when I catch the epi. And I see that everyone is busy salivating over how adorable ArHi were. And they were! But seriously, did anyone pay any attention to everyone else's moves?
I loved Buaji's "I'll use my my braid as a prop" dance move. She actually did a pretty good job of being "bhangtoxicated". The only one who looked a little stoned. The rest of them looked super drunk. Not stoned. There is a big difference between drunk and stoned. Vidhya knows. 😉
Akashji and Payalji were neither drunk nor stoned. They were just stupid. But nice *nudge nudge wink wink* touch from the CVs to have them call each other "Ji" even in their insensate states. Cute. I'll bet when he makes her scream in pleasure, when they finally you know, do what nobody in India talks about but everybody does, she'll say Akashjiii...main aa rahi hoon! And he'll say, Rukiye Payaljiii...saath saath chalte hain! 😆
Garima looked slightly tipsy. Like someone who's never drunk wine before and has three glasses their first time. Tipsy. Not stoned. But that's OK. We don't care if she's tipsy, stoned, or frankly, even dead. That's how much we care about Garima.
Anjali. Honestly, I know she didn't have Bhang. But she looked like she'd inhaled. You know, like passive smoking. She was passively (and I might add!) incorrectly, drunk. (Correctly, she should have been passively stoned). Why else would she go all "Call me Di" and "Bhabhi" on Khushi's ass? Weird chick, that one.
Heroine. Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada. She alternated between super drunk and flashes of insight into her drunken state. Now, as an expert, I can tell you this. You are either drunk. Or not. You really can't be both. Before you slip into what I like to call, complete wastedness, (usually this requires mixing several kinds of Alcohol and a few hours of drinking) there is a mellow phase. When you are buzzed. Best place to be in. Slightly buzzed. Khushi wasn't slightly buzzed. She was out of her mind drunk. The kind that is usually accompanied by the inability to walk straight. But she interspersed her drunkenness with being Miss-smarty-pants-I'll exchange-thandai-with-bhang. So, for being "bhangtoxicated" Khushi gets an F. She failed. Because not only was she not stoned, she was also alternately drunk and not drunk. For sheer cuteness, A+. For saying What the a million times..A++++++++++++++++++++++.
Hero. Arnav Singh Raizada. Honestly, when you're that dishy, neither Vidhya nor Maxine care if you're drunk, Bhangtoxicated or just plain sober. Do what you will Raizada. I will always love you.
Cheers!
Vidhya
I loved Buaji's "I'll use my my braid as a prop" dance move. She actually did a pretty good job of being "bhangtoxicated". The only one who looked a little stoned. The rest of them looked super drunk. Not stoned. There is a big difference between drunk and stoned. Vidhya knows. 😉
Akashji and Payalji were neither drunk nor stoned. They were just stupid. But nice *nudge nudge wink wink* touch from the CVs to have them call each other "Ji" even in their insensate states. Cute. I'll bet when he makes her scream in pleasure, when they finally you know, do what nobody in India talks about but everybody does, she'll say Akashjiii...main aa rahi hoon! And he'll say, Rukiye Payaljiii...saath saath chalte hain! 😆
Garima looked slightly tipsy. Like someone who's never drunk wine before and has three glasses their first time. Tipsy. Not stoned. But that's OK. We don't care if she's tipsy, stoned, or frankly, even dead. That's how much we care about Garima.
Anjali. Honestly, I know she didn't have Bhang. But she looked like she'd inhaled. You know, like passive smoking. She was passively (and I might add!) incorrectly, drunk. (Correctly, she should have been passively stoned). Why else would she go all "Call me Di" and "Bhabhi" on Khushi's ass? Weird chick, that one.
Heroine. Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada. She alternated between super drunk and flashes of insight into her drunken state. Now, as an expert, I can tell you this. You are either drunk. Or not. You really can't be both. Before you slip into what I like to call, complete wastedness, (usually this requires mixing several kinds of Alcohol and a few hours of drinking) there is a mellow phase. When you are buzzed. Best place to be in. Slightly buzzed. Khushi wasn't slightly buzzed. She was out of her mind drunk. The kind that is usually accompanied by the inability to walk straight. But she interspersed her drunkenness with being Miss-smarty-pants-I'll exchange-thandai-with-bhang. So, for being "bhangtoxicated" Khushi gets an F. She failed. Because not only was she not stoned, she was also alternately drunk and not drunk. For sheer cuteness, A+. For saying What the a million times..A++++++++++++++++++++++.
Hero. Arnav Singh Raizada. Honestly, when you're that dishy, neither Vidhya nor Maxine care if you're drunk, Bhangtoxicated or just plain sober. Do what you will Raizada. I will always love you.
Cheers!
Vidhya
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