A sardar invested 2 lakhs in a business and suffered a huge loss. DO you know what the business was ?
……………….He opened a saloon in Punjab
A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,suddenly all the realtives beat him why?
………….He said smile please
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Sardar gets ready,wears tie,coat,goes out climbs tree,sits on the branch regularly .A man asks why he does this.
Sardar :"I've been promoted as branch manager
Sardarji standing under a tubelight with an open mouth
WHY?
Because the doctor advised him"todays dinner should be light".
Sardar and family go to a party.He introduces himself
I SARDAR, she SARDARNEE, the boy my kid the girl my kidney
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college
DO YOU KNOW WHY??
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking
A teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match…. All were busy writing except one Sardarji
…………….HE wrote due to rain no match
Postman- I have to come five miles to deliver you this PACKET
SARDAR- why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it
Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop. SARDAR says DRINK quickly
Wife asks why
Sardar says hot coffee RS 5 and cold coffee RS 10
A sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce ………Judge asks How u'll divide
You have 3 children ? Sardar replied ok we'll apply next YEAR
Sardars wish ……………. When I die I wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep like all the passengers in the car he was driving
Sardar was writing something very slowly.Friend asked why are you writing so slowly
Sardar I'm writing to my six year old child he cant read very fast
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in the hospital man says CHIN YU YAN and dies
Sardar goes to china to find out the meaning of his friends last few words
IT is you are standing on the Oxygen tube
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed .His wife asked what are you doing ------
He said I want to see how I look when I am sleeping
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
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1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosri ne Deshwasion ke liye!
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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date
and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus??
MOTI VATING
| Mother: What did you learn in school today | |
| Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning. Student: The brain is a wonder full thing Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home | |
| TEACHER : What is an island ? | |
| TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round | |
| TEACHER : What shape is the world in? | |
| TEACHER : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it. | |
| TEACHER :What's you name ? | |
| TEACHER : I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of | |
| TEACHER : Name four members of the cat family | |
| TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon ? | |
| TEACHER : Ravi, can you find me Australia on the map please ? | |
| Pupil : I wished we lived in the olden days | |
| TEACHER :What kind of birds do you find in captivity? | |
| TEACHER : What is the plural of mouse ? | |
| TEACHER : What's the longest word in the English language ? | |
| TEACHER :: I despair, Ravi, how do you manage to get so many things wrong in a day ? |
TEACHER : What do we do with crude oil ?
Pupil : Teach it some manners !
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to see!
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
None, they were all copycats!
Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we weren't listening the first time!
Teacher: Are you good at math?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!
| Why did the teacher marry the janitor? Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows? What is the center of gravity? What is the Great Depression? Why did the class clown give a dog biscuit to Reeta? Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school? Who should be your best friend at school? How do you spell Hard Water with 3 letters? What school do you greet people in? Why was the students report card all wet? What is 5Q + 5Q? Why did Ravi take a ruler to bed? 😛 |
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