Warning: If you're a sentimental Gohem or RaJi fan then please don't read it.š
I didn't write this to offend anyone or to pull anyone's leg. So Please keep your mind open while reading this.
Rashi called her mom
"Hello mummy...aapne wo TRP ke laddo taiyaar kar diye"
Urmila replied
"Haa meri dikari...maine ladoo mai TRP kaa masala mix kar diya hai
ab dekhna tu iska kamal"
Rashi said
"Bahut acche mummy...app to kamal ho. ab jo bhi is TRP wale laddo ko khayega wo TRP badane wali harkate karne lagega"
"Sahi kaha meri dikari...aaj to mere ye laddo TRP bada kar he rahenge..."
Its Modi resident...everyone is busy playing holi with everyone. Kokila and Hetal are welcoming guests. Savita behan is also there.
Urmila arrives Modi house with those TRP wale laddoo. Kokila asks her
"Ye kya hai vevan ji"
"Ji maine socha apni dikari ke ghar jaa rahi hu to kuch leti jao, isliye ye ladoo le aayee"
Kokila suspects that something is wrong...so she said..
"Ye to bahut acchi baat hai...laayeye pehle aap kaa he muh meetha kar dete hai"
Urmila in trouble...
"Nahi...nahi...vevan ji...ye to baccho ke liye hai...wo sab saath mai khyenge.."
Kokila now sure something is wrong...
"are aise kaise...laiye mujhe dijeeye"
Kokila grabs that laddo kaa dabba from Urmila..opens it up and shoves one laddo down Urmila's throat.
Rashi was watching all this from far away. Kokila makes an excuse and runs away from there.
Rashi asks her mom...
"Are ye kya mummy...aapne kyu khaya...ab aap TRP badane wali harkate karne lagengi"
Urmila is in shock. She knows that now she has to ask Rashi about that bag and try to expose both of them...because that will increase TRP.
But she wanted to make sure that she gets even with Kokila. So Urmila goes to Gopi and give her a laddo..
"Gopi dikara...ye le dikara..laddo.. ye kanha ji kaa prasad hai..naa mat karna."
Gopi in trouble...
But now Gopi is smart she knows the evilness of her Mami..so she makes an excuse
"Mami jee app dejiye mai baad mai khaa lungi"
(Something is wrong...hey TRP going down...go back...go back)
Gopi in trouble..
But she is stupid...she takes one laddo and says
"Thankyou Mami jee...you are the best maami of this word. You are always so kind towards me. you always take care of me...you never shout at me...blah..blah...blah"
(TRP back to normal...phewww)
Suddenly before Gopi could eat that laddo Kokila calls her. Kokila's timing is always right isn't it? *viewers rolling their eyes*
And suddenly Gopi bumps into Ahem...
Gopi and Ahem start to blush. *viewers rolling their eyes...again*
"Ahemji...ye kanah ji kaa prasad...khaayee naa."
Ahem, since he is now become a good husband can't say no. Before that he was only a good businessman, a good son, a good big brother, a good boyfriend, a good actor...oh wait...
So anyway where were we...yeah...
they bump into each other to create the most romantic scene of the century and send people into lala land...
and now Ahem eating that Laddo mixed with TRP masala...
On other hand lets see what is happening to Urmila...whats she is doing to increase TRP...
"Rashi mujhe wo bag dekhna hai...abhi ke abhi..."
"Mummy abhi nahi...abhi dekhaungi to hamara bhanda foot jaayega..."
(TRP meter slowly moving up)
"Nahi Rashi mujhe dekhna hai abhi ke abhi..usme mere saare paise hai jo maine Kinjal se churaye hai"
And suddenly when they both turned, they saw all Modi family was standing there...listening all this.
(TRP meter moving up fast)
Jigar starts to shout at Rashi
"Rashi mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi the...tum aise nikalogi...tum aisa karogi...tum waisa karogi...blah blah..blah"
Jigar kicks out Rashi again.
(TRP skyrocket)
On other hand Ahem was totally under bhang...ooops I mean TRP influence...
He gets close to Gopi...Gopi start to blush...He gets more close to Gopi...Gopi start to blush more...and now he is only 10 feet away from Gopi...
*viewers rolling their eyes*
He gets really close...he picks her up. And they go to their badroom...I mean bedroom..sarry bad english...
He starts to makeout with Gopi...
(TRP meter slowly moving up)
They start to have their SR. Ahem could hear Gopi's moaning...but he ignores it. He wants to have all the fun...no one can stop him now since he has taken that TRP ka Laddoo...
(TRP meter moving up fast)
In morning...Ahem wakes up...he saw Gopi standing near the door...making a sad face.
Ahem in trouble...
He shouts...
"GOPI...Agar tum waha ho to is bistar pe kon hai?"
He removes the badsheet...I mean bed-sheet...and screams...
"Savita Aunty aap??"
(TRP Skyrocket)