Munching On Bhains Ki Nicker

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Posted: 14 years ago

So there was a time when Munchy was very young (like six years ago) and innocent (ITS TRUE!) and she had a hard time saying swear words so she accidentally said 'Bhains Ki Nicker' while trying hard to stutter 'Bhain Choud' on the insistence of her friends. Ever since then 'Bhains Ki Nicker' has been a term used for utter bull crap in my circle of friends.

So today's episode was good, we made leaping frog progress as far as a decent conversation was concerned and now our Ditzy Jalaibie Girl has a righteous bee in her bonnet and she will finally reach the right conclusions because she has proved on many an occasion that she is the only one with some grey matter in her pretty skull.

But that's not what I'm going to focus on today because I don't do obvious! What was so Bhains Ki Nicker about today's epi was:

#1 LAME EXCUSE TO SWING IN MY GOUDIE

OK first the CVs did trip and catch to death. Now this Tarzan and Jane act of swinging her up in arms is getting so old and boring I actually cringed today. WHAT THE f**k!!! The arm carry was so unnecessary and seemed so forced! I think Sobti should ask for a raise because he's being made to pick her up every other episode and that's not fair man! What the hell, I know he works out but why do I get the feeling that the CV Petite Mortitia has a fascination with Sobti's goudie and wants to land in it soon! Jab daikho goudie main jhoulay lay rahi hoti hai. AB BASS!! Get on with other positions! The goudie seems like their missionary now, boring and not always pleasurable.

#2 I KICK YOU OUT OF HOUSE BUT I SEND YOU DOGGY BAG

Abay Bhains Ki Nicker! You tell her she isn't wanted, needed or loved and then you tell her to leave but you still buy her a present that you send through your other daughter as a majbouri ka naam shukria tactic... What are you? A colonist, whats with the carrot and stick rule? Shit! This was the worst scene ever! No redemption for Buaji and Garima, if that's what the CVs were trying to achieve.

WHAT THE f**k MOMENT OF THE DAY:

"Hum sab ko dukh day kay aap ko kya mila?"

Bhain Choud! TOU mili! Aik nosey, cry baby nanand!!

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Paru

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Posted: 14 years ago

Res & now Edited:

The "lets swing her in my arms...TRP's are going down" act got me majorly pissed...what the Fu*k ... one minute he screams like a banshee at her loud enough that the mandir bells stp tolling on their own accord & there's pin drop silence and the next moment he pulls a "you Jane, me Tarzan" act 😕 ...Though i must admit imagining the Hottwa in a Tarzan chaddi seems quite ...ermm "nice" 😳😆😆
But the whole scene had me cringing... Bhains ki nicker indeed CV's 😡...

And while I am cursing you CV's, please get a message across to the resident mournful "oh-I-am-so-ill treated" moron on your sets to change her singular expression 😕...she seems to be stuck in rut since past couple of weeks ---- Your brother married you Dumb-As*, he did not murder someone...GET OVER IT !!!
(or else at least ditch the mid riff see-through sari's & dress in black --- goes with the mourning occasion 😕)

Edited by ipkkndfan_29 - 14 years ago

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UltimateBarun

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Posted: 14 years ago

🤣 Munchy! whats with Bhains Ki Nikkar!! thank q for teaching me a new filler for a gaali! 🤣

N u r rite we now need new position ,,😉, hopefully after they drink bhaang and get talli (as per the spoiler) we will get all Kama sutra positions!

I am not liking Anjali anymore! So true!

But glad ke khuhsi ke dimagh ki batti jalee! After all the swirling of Jalebis her brain too started working

Edited by UltimateBarun - 14 years ago

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-Devanshi-

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Posted: 14 years ago

Hahahaahaahhaaahah...just when i thought you couldnt get any funnier and sarcastic ...l.you do!!!!!!!i have laughed from the first line to last line!!!luv u loads, muchy!!!!

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nuts

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Posted: 14 years ago

Munchy the missionary position cracked me up...they wanted some romance for the 200th episode so the only option was for ASR to carry her which is why they had that silly hide nd seek and argument.

The only positive was in Kushi regaining her ability to think.

Keep up the good work Munchy! (I sound like a school teacher coz I'm one).

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incandescent

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Posted: 14 years ago

Kyunki Munchy Bhi Kabhi Innocent Thee !!!

Unbelievable !!!

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Ariel

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Posted: 14 years ago

LOLOLOL!!!

But I think Gaarima bought the gifat to maintain phirst imphressions at RM so nothing happens to her Payalia..No concern for Khushi here!

Loved your post!!

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Posted: 14 years ago

Originally posted by: incandescent
Kyunki Munchy Bhi Kabhi Innocent Thee !!!

Unbelievable !!!

ITS TRUE I TELL YOU! hahahahah even I find that hard to believe now but I was so innocent at a point in time in my life I thought even balls made their way in to the woman which is why it is so painful... my friends sorted me out... warna main bhe Anjali ki tarhaan immaculate conception ka intezaar karti.