READ Devi Mayya appears to Khushi - LIVE!!

Khushi ' Why is this happening to me? How can you sit mute and let it happen? This is gross injustice. Why don't you say something?

Devi Maiyya (DM) ' Listen kid, like Lalit says this shall too pass, (mental note, send Lalit a book of quotes), like kidney stones and constipation, but the s** is going be mind boggling and you are going to thank me for it.

Khushi ' Oh! How do I kill time till the day it happens?

DM ' Get busy with kitchen politics, cooking, dressing like a doll

Khushi ' But no one talks to me

DM ' Ah! I am sending Rakshak Prakash your way

Khushi ' and how about this Rakshas?

DM ' sneak a look when he works out. If possible, sneak into his bathroom too.

Khushi ' he is going to rake me over coals for this DM.

DM ' I will freeze him to the spot while you get an eyeful.

Khushi ' Hey Devi Mayya, thum Mahan ho.

DM ' And remember, Rakshak will take care of Rakshas, meanwhile, you can tear his shirts and bleach his pants white.

Khushi ' thanks Devi Mayya

DM' You are welcome kid, just remember the three letter word. and Patience is a virtue.

Winds blow furiously in a mini-tornado, Bells swing and toll uncontrollably threatening to fall on someone's head any second, Conches blow loud enough to tear eardrums, tongue-twisting, undecipherable Sanskrit Mantras being chanted at full fury in the background and the proverbial red hibiscus flower drops from Devi Maiyya's hands to the Pooja thali as a sign of blessing''.(a touch of Bollywood!!)

Edit

Meanwhile Shyam prays to DM too and DM appears to Shyam
She sends one strong ZZZAAAPPP!!!!! and disappears
Shyam sees smoke rise from his fly. The End.

LOL...🤣🤣

Originally posted by: sree07

LOL...🤣🤣

wish it was a bit more longer... Could not have enough of the funny doses

Devi Maiyya is a busy person, she can only appear for a few mins to a devotee.

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DM ' sneak a look when he works out. If possible, sneak into his bathroom too.

Khushi ' he is going to rake me over coals for this DM.

My favorite lines! Would like to add a little.

Maybe Khushi can skewer and season him too! Hmmm. Right after he gives his dose.

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 Great post!

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

Devi Maiyya is a busy person, she can only appear for a few mins to a devotee.

Hahahahha. "Remember the three letter word."

Superb SJ.. loved it when DM says 'this shall too pass' 🤣

So the new entry is not who we thought it's be. It's one of the prakash bros.🤣 So even DM wants khushi to check out ASR's assets... CVs r u listening!!!!!🤣