Do's
1. Act gullible every walk of your life
2. Fill ur eyes with tears at the drop of a hat
3. Spend ur entire time doing pooja paat
4. In case u have any time left, involve yourself in household work, especially washing clothes
5. Always act innocent and question the wrongs with the right expression
6. Stay with the majority always, even if you know the person in question is not responsible or being forced to do something he/she doesn't like
7. When you are in trouble, either go to a denial mode, or transfer all your burden to the shoulders that pretends to be strong enough
Don'ts
1. Don't ever smile when you are not happy. There are too many souls who prey on ur unhappiness.
2. Don't put others happiness in front of yours. It will go unseen anyways.
3. When you are in financial crisis, don't volunteer to work. You wont be praised if you succeed but if you don't you are screwed.
4. Don't ever look beyond people's face value... If u look too much 'into' them u'll be in big trouble.
5. If you put you family before you, it will be like giving ur head under a Guillotine willingly.
6. If you learn to stay strong, no matter what u say or do, people will always find a way to blame you.
7. Even if you follow all thirteen pointers promptly, you are sure to get screwed because you are the female lead. So opt for some vamp role in the future where u can win senselessly until the final episode... 😛