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This post is required more than ever today!! I know I made it for tht floppy show on V-day!! But hey.. today is a confirmed big moment.
The Tarana tweet and the million articles about BIG C has made it clear that it's an attempt to sabotage our living!! How do you think we are gonna survive after this.
Hope all of you had a love filled day!! Now that we are awaiting for RaYa's romantic and passionate moments, I wanted to forewarn our viewers! These are extremely helpful and researchers have come up with these handy tools based on past experiences.
Precautions: 
1) Fire extinguisher : Yup!! Definitely needed today to save your TV's/Laptops or whatever medium you are using to watch the show!! You can thank me later!! Past data proves that this lead couple have set the screen on fire- just too many times! And if tht tweet has not done the destruction yet.. you better be handy.. this one's gonna be too hot to handle!
2)Tissues : Yeah!! Another Must Have.. It's gonna serve the purpose for both tears of happiness and the drools after seeing romantic, passionate RaYa. I can already hear a "Thank you" from the couch,carpets and the floor! Buckets are recommended for viewers with hightear density - a case of crying babies!
3) Phone - Speed dial 911 for US residents or book an ambulance in advance if you are in India and wish to get the necessary help in case of Skipped heartbeats and repeat fainting incidents. Apparently quite common in BALH watchers.. And today.. This is gonna be your lifeline..
4)PILLS : Since there is a possibility of network connection issues with your service provider, it's always safe to watch the show with Aspirin! It reduces the risk of increased palpitation or irregular heartbeats! Another sympton of Rayamaniacs! Prevention is better than cure people.. Remember?
5) Air conditioners : DO NOT TURN OFF WITH YOUR A/C's. Nope!! Never!!This is a hazard since the heat transmitted from the lead couple seems to cause sweating and breathing trouble for viewers. A/c could actually reduce the risk! Remember to keep it turned to the minimum for effect! But today.. this alone is not gonna work.. Guaranteed.
6) Nail safety - Thanks Ritigl! But I think instead of Nail clippers, we should gift mittens. RaYa viewing causes dizziness in women aged 12-64 and may result in chopping fingers instead of trimming nails!
7)Nature Therapy - Have a glass of water handy for unforeseen circumstances. Take a deep breath. Meditation and yoga are effective tools if used at the right time.
In case you have not followed any of the above procedures or failed to act due to the magnetic attraction to TV, you have reserved yourself a place in RaYaland just like me.
The RaYa effect can be nullified by watching any of the 4/5 top TRP shows!! Good luck viewing..
In case of trouble or further inquiries, look for Fosla who resides in India Forums under Bade Acche Lagte Hain! Or just get back to work!đ
Since we are gonna be concerned citizens, I have booked a hospital for Niharika and troup!
Enjoy the BIG C day!!
Kabhi Neem Neem Kabhi Shahad Shahad
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