Ok so where I live IPPKND is aired pretty late in the night. And after a day's work, I dont like it when I tune in for mushy kisses and prelude to the night dreams, and end up watching Nightmare on Raizada Street.
So Shamsey (this is my ode to the great Indian Ramsey film productions), here is a big ether coated thumbs down to your pathetic attempts at scaring me and because I had to spend 8 minutes cleaning up the water on the sofaš³
Oh and Shyamsey's expressions dont matter, he gives the same anyways. šš...Oh yes and viewers may want to order glares while watching Shyamsey glare. Here is mineš
Suggested prop: Shyamsey with a bottle and syringe, both filled with what else, ether!!
Suggested location: Any pillar in Raizada house, preferably the one where Lakshmi lurks till she is asked to feature wearing a new dress
Liquid unhey jeene nahi dega,... aur oxygen marney nahi dega"
Suggested prop: Shyamsey with an oxygen tank
Suggested location: Raizada house bathroom, whose, of course his
Suggested prop: Shyamsey with a butter knife, or better still pen knife or wait, envelope cutter!
Suggested location: Shamsey, once again behind a pillar, this time, near the living quarters of OP and HP
Suggested prop: Shyamsey with a mike and recoder. Viewers, no ...Governments can then tape the sound waves and use it for counter attacks in warfare.
Suggested location: Shyamsey on the terrace, waiting to gloat and float in his victory.
Suggested prop: Shyamsey with a spanner in each hand, a garland of fairy lights, a crown made of meethi chashni mein doobi jalebi, and heavy eye make up to accentuate his expressive eyes and glare.
Suggested location: JWMRK's TV screen...and she shrieks in fright...again
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