8th Feb:Shyamsey produces fright night

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Posted: 14 years ago
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Ok so where I live IPPKND is aired pretty late in the night. And after a day's work, I dont like it when I tune in for mushy kisses and prelude to the night dreams, and end up watching Nightmare on Raizada Street.

For example, yesterday the shriek I let out at Shyam Babu's expressions made my neighbour's dog bark loudly, a rap from my folks and me spilling water all over the sofa.

So Shamsey (this is my ode to the great Indian Ramsey film productions), here is a big ether coated thumbs down to your pathetic attempts at scaring me and because I had to spend 8 minutes cleaning up the water on the sofa😳

Lalit Mohan bhai and Co, am not sure how long this nightmare is going to last, but get Shamsey some fitting worthy dialogues please.
Here are my top 5 for tonite as he is playing peek-a-boo amidst the pillars and posts of Raizada mansion.😃

Oh and Shyamsey's expressions dont matter, he gives the same anyways. šŸ˜†šŸ˜†...Oh yes and viewers may want to order glares while watching Shyamsey glare. Here is minešŸ˜Ž

1) "Hamara naam Shyam Jha, hai, Shyam Jha, aur hum Ether chidak chidak ke maarte hain"

Suggested prop: Shyamsey with a bottle and syringe, both filled with what else, ether!!

Suggested location: Any pillar in Raizada house, preferably the one where Lakshmi lurks till she is asked to feature wearing a new dress

2) "Agar Rani Sahiba bach gayi to hum unkey bathtub mein liquid oxygen daal denge,

Liquid unhey jeene nahi dega,... aur oxygen marney nahi dega"

Suggested prop: Shyamsey with an oxygen tank

Suggested location: Raizada house bathroom, whose, of course his

3) "OP/ HP and viewers with collective BP, yeh chaakoo hai, haath lagey to khoon nikal aata hain"

Suggested prop: Shyamsey with a butter knife, or better still pen knife or wait, envelope cutter!

Suggested location: Shamsey, once again behind a pillar, this time, near the living quarters of OP and HP

4) "Shyam Jha khush hua! HA HA HA"

Suggested prop: Shyamsey with a mike and recoder. Viewers, no ...Governments can then tape the sound waves and use it for counter attacks in warfare.

Suggested location: Shyamsey on the terrace, waiting to gloat and float in his victory.

5) "Pachaas Pachaas countries mein, jahan Star Plus air hota hai, jab nanhe munne bacchiyan soti nahi hain, to parents kehte hain, soja beti soja, nahi to Shyamsey screen pe aajayega"

Suggested prop: Shyamsey with a spanner in each hand, a garland of fairy lights, a crown made of meethi chashni mein doobi jalebi, and heavy eye make up to accentuate his expressive eyes and glare.

Suggested location: JWMRK's TV screen...and she shrieks in fright...again

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Posted: 14 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 God, cant stop laughing! the dialogues were hilarious!!!!
wish CVs to read this!!!
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: Fazila~

lol...thats funnyyy...God,i hate shyammm

Seriously, he should be in a "how to spoof a horror story" showšŸ˜†šŸ˜†
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Posted: 14 years ago
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OMG!!!!!!! that was sooo hilarious!!!! 🤣 🤣 can't stop!!!!
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: bhaktiii

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 God, cant stop laughing! the dialogues were hilarious!!!!

wish CVs to read this!!!

šŸ˜†šŸ˜† you know the only way I deal with watching him is I imagine him in all sorts of villanous roles, then it is slightly bearable
Even the actor is so OTT in these type of scenesšŸ˜†
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Superb bhayanak analysis of Snake's tricks...Hope ur sofa is not damaged 😊
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: amisuv

Superb bhayanak analysis of Snake's tricks...Hope ur sofa is not damaged 😊

Sofa is alrite, but eyesight maybe, Shyamsey's glares🤣

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