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 | A pizza gets to our house faster than an ambulance. |
| | There are handicap parking places in the front of skating rinks. |
| | Drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. |
| | People order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. |
| | Banks leave two sets of front doors unlocked and open and then chain their pens to the counter. |
| | We leave cars worth thousand of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. |
| | We use answering machines to screen our calls and then have "call waiting" so we won't miss a call from someone we don't want to talk to in the first place. |
| | We buy hotdogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. |
| | We use the word "politics" to precisely describe our crazy process: "poli" in Latin means "many" and "tics" means "bloodsucking creatures". |
| | We have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. |
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Anupamaa
Health and Fitness
