Manav-Shravani get Engaged again (Eng Ver pg 4)

The function is organized in India. All are present.

Manav ' (To Savita) aai yeh sherwani mujhe fit nahi aa rahi hai..puraniwali koi pehen leta main..aaj ko mila ke paanchvi baar dulha ban raha hun main..kam se kam 4 sherwani honge mere paas ab to

Sulochana- chaar kaise? yaad hai tumhe Varsha ki shaadi mein maine tumhe ek yellow wali sherwani di thi'

Manav-haan Sulo aai main kaise bhul sakta hun kis tarah se gadhe ki tarah kaam liya tha aap ne mujh se'khana banaya tha bartan bhi saaf kiye the maine..upar se har 10 min mein aap ko asthama attack..baap re..waise Archana abhi tak nahi aai kya? Aap badi jaldi aa gayi. Lagta hai meri engagement ki khushi mein aapko kal raat ko neend hi nahi aai. Aise hi muh uthake chali aayi subah subah 😆

[Archana comes. Wearing a new saree. Looking damn hot. Song plays..tum aaye to hawaon mein ek nasha hai..berang saare sabhi nazare..aur kya..Manav and Archana have an eye lock]

Manav-nayi saree hai kya?

Archana-aap ki engagement hai Manav'mujhe to saj dhaj ke aana hi chahiye

Shravani- phir se tang ladane aa gayi tum Archana..

Manav- maine hi invite kiya tha use..mujhe kuch lena hai..mujhe dogi na Archana?

Archana- Chhiii gande! Sab ke saamne aisi gandi baat karte hain kya?

Manav- chhi gandi!! Hamesha gandi soch !! main aashirwaad lene ki baat kar raha tha..so that main zindegi main aage badh sakun 😆

(Another scene)

DK- Sulochana ji aap se kuch baat karni thi

Sulochana- boliye na

DK-kab se soch raha hun..kaise kahun..sochta hun aaj bol hi dalun

Sulochana- boliye na

DK-kya aap meri aankhen dekh kar samajh nahi pa rahi

Sulochana-(Sharma ke) phir bhi aap ke muh se sunne keliye betaab hun

DK-khas kar ke Manohar ji ke gujar jane ke baad aap ko kitni taklif hoti hogi mujhe pata hai

Sulochana- haan taklif to hoti hai..khaas karke raaton ko'😆..khair aap ko jo bolna hai 'ab bol bhi do na..mujh se aur raha nahi ja raha !!

DK-Archana ka haath mere haath mein de dijiye

Sulochana-nahiii maine to kuch aur samajh liya tha

DK-main to yeh keh raha tha ki manohar ke jane ke baad aap ke ghar mein jawan beti ko rakhna safe nahi hai..mujhe de dijiye..aap kahen to barat leke kal aa jaun? Aap kahen to main aapka ghar jamai banne ko tayaar hun..aap ki bhi wo wali tamanna puri ho jayegi 😆

Sulochana- aap Archu se hi puch lijiye..(aansso pochhti hai)

(Another scene)

Savita- (to ArMan) aye @#$% Archana..ab Manav ko chhodegi kya sakharpude ke rashm keliye

Archana-maine kya aap ke bete ko baahon mein pakad ke rakha hai

Shravani- kab se dekh rahi hun dono chonch se chonch se lagake khade ho..kya aise aashirwaad liya jata hai

Manav-ab shravani gussa karti kyun ho.. tumhari khushi ke khatir hi to engagement ho rahi hai..Archana hamari mehmaan hai..uski thodi khatirdaari to karne do

Shravani-khatirdaari ke naam par 4 baar kiss kar liya hai tum dono ne..ab bahut ho gaya..savita aai jaldi karo warna main chali

Manav- jo umer mein kam ho uske pair chhuke ke aashirwaad nahi liya jata..honthon se liya jata hai 😆

Archana- (weeping) nahi Shravani..main hi jati hun (goes and sits down in another corner)

(Another scene. DK comes to Archana)

DK- Archana kuch kehna hai tum se !!

Archana- boliye

DK-Maine sulo se baat kar li hai shaadi ke bare mein..unhe koi aitaraaz nahi

Archana-sach !! meri aai ki zindegi mein fir se khushiyan aanewali hain..?

DK-haan..tumhari life mein bhi bahar aanewali hai..

Archana-haan meri aai khush rahegi to main bhi rahungi na

DK- to mujhe ek meethi si puppy de ke is rishte ko pakka kar do'kal hi barat leke aaunga tumhe le jaunga..phir honeymoon..wow..jab se asshna gayi hai..tumhe soch soch ke hi kaam chala raha hun main 😆

Archana- what bullshit!!

DK-abhi to kaha tumhe koi aitraaz nahi

Archana-maine kuch aur samjha tha..tumse shaadi ka main kabhi soch nahi sakti..manav ki jagah koi nahi le sakta

DK-Manav ke paas aisa kya hai jo mere paas nahi hai..uske paas jo bhi hai bangle gadi daulat'mere paas woh sab kaafi jyada hai

Archana- lekin uske paas kuch aur hai jo aap se kaafi bada hai 😆

DK-haaila..tumhe kaise pata chala..Ashna ne bataya tha kya tumhe 😆

Archana- Main dil ki baat kar rahi hun Stupid 😆 waise ashna ne mujhe sab kuch bataya tha 😆

DK-Dil ka achar dalogi? Aao meri life mein aa jao

Archana- doongi kaan ke niche ..chal hat'

(the climax)

Pundit- ab ladka aur ladki ko idhar bitahaya jaye

(Manav, Shravani sit down there)

Pundit-ladka aur ladki ko bulao unke maa baap ko nahi 😆

Savita-aye pundit yehi ladka ladki hain..chal jaldi kar saale ghonchu

Arjun- come on give me a break'manav uncle aap ki himmat kaise hui fir se shaadi rachane ki..yahan hum teen teen jawan bachhe partner keliye taras rahe hain..oneway traffic mein gadi chala chala ke tired ho rahe hain'.aur is budhape mein aap shaadi kar rahe hain..

DK-beta arjun'Manav ko yeh shaadi karne do

Arjun-aap chup kariye papa..5 min pehle aap kaise Archana aunty ko line mar rahe the maine sab dekh liya aur sun bhi liya..sharm nahi aati aap ko..maine aap keliye haridwar aur banaras ki ticket le li hai..jaldi tirth yatra mein chaliye

Manav-saale DK..teri maa ki

(manav attacks DK. Things get messed up. Engagement is cancelled)

wow another mindblowing piece of writing 👏

SD Bhai👍🏼

Enjoyed every scene of it😊

especially DK's lines 🤣 🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: -SD-

Archana- doongi kaan ke niche ..chal hat'

SD , you are truly talented ...🤣

Awesome! What more can I say.