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So basically all the methods Shyam is coming up with to kill his beloved wife is failing. Its like all of them are showing a middle finger to him. Now even I am bored of Anjali so I don't mind giving him few tips to kill our Poojali...
This post is not for sensitive people with no sense of Humor.
So here is my list.
Phew...Pls add to this..😆
- Hide away all the pooja thalis,Sure to make her lose consciousness and go into coma.
- All temples on strike for a day and Poojali will die of shock.
- Hide her phone with which she cootchie coo with her husband.
- Tell her if she fasts for 20 days she will get back her Brain contents which she lost..sorry which she wasn't born with.
- Get Gopi Bahu here so that she can bore Anjali to death.
- Ask ASR to dance non stop so that Anjali can keep repeating 'What the F' and loose conciousness.
- Get Suhana here so that her accusing Ishaan shocks Anjali and she drops dead.
- Renovate the temple side of house and turn it into dancing studio for Nani.Sure to kill Anjali
- Or maybe renovate the temple and set it like a gold shop and sell all of Mami's gold. Both mami and Anjali will drop dead.😆
- Get a dog. It might mistake Anjali for a chew toy and will chew her to death.
- Get Ghadda prasad from Chidiya Ghar .Anjali will find her match in dumbness and will die of shock.
- Send Anjali to Forks or Mystic falls or Bon Temps where the vampires can drain the blood of her body.
- If she still returns after getting glamoured,Send her back ,so that werewolves can eat her off.
- If she still returns, Kidnap ASR.
- Help ASR and KKG elope. Anjali can't bear her brother's loss.
- Make her see all the Rajnikanth's movies back to back.
- Make her see only Telugu Mythological movies for a day.
- Make her see Ra.one continuously for a day.
- Make her see Dard-e-dicso, Chikni chameli, Sheila ki jawani,munni badnam hui,chammak challo..repeatedly till she faints.
- Curl her hair into an Afro which will take her one week to straighten.Definitely will kill her to stay away from temples.
- Make her see all the movies of Rajkumar's Fugly sons. She will die of see overdose of ugliness.
- Make her see back to back Diganth,John Abraham,Mahesh Babu, Surya's movie.She will die of hotness induced on screen.
- Make her watch Back to back episodes of jersey Shore and Keeping up with kardashians.
- Tell NK that Anjali is suffering with neck pain so that he can strangle her giving a neck massage.
Disclaimer: No one can kill Anjali. She is a fictitious lame character.
P.S: Aja meri Jaan Cinderella..Add to these..
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