Bakwas Times (Edition-1)

BAKWAS TIMES

The show "Kuch Toh Khichdi Pakayenge' is one of the most discussed shows on tv at the moment. Our reporter JS was asked to meet Dr.Handsome to get his views on the various issues related to the show. But we had to get past his 'army of defenders' at his drool mandir before we could do that ..

And this .. is what happened there

As we approach the place we hear fans singing a bhajan.

'tu pyar ka saagar hain...Tere ek smile ke pyaase hum

Tu root ke jaaye toh...Roh roh ke marjayenge hummm'😭 (chorus)

Idhar ghoom ke gaaye fans teri...Udhar hain 'bashers' khade

Koi na jaane kahaan se aaye...Uljhan mein fans pade

Ab tu hi isse niptaa...Tere 'updates' ke pyaase hum

Fan1-" welcome to the drool mandir. But kindly bear with us while we check u to make sure u have no weapons to harm our Handsome ji"

JS- "I am just a reporter guys. Why wud I want to harm him?"

F2- " Please don't feel offended. This is just the routine check up. We are after all the self appointed defenders of our Dimple king. Since u r here for an interview, let me make one thing clear. U shall not ask any question that may hurt us or Handsome ji. So we wish to hear the questions u are going to ask him"

(Poor JS looks lost for a moment but decides to take a chance)

JS- "Why do u think The fans love u so much"

(Everyone claps and approve the question.)

F1- " Oh we can answer that question for u! He is the best thing that has happened on the show! Have u seen his eyes??? O my god, I wanna drown in them every time I look into them!"

F2- " And have u seen his smile???? Aww.. those dimples are to die for ! (giggles) "

F3- " How can a man be so freakin handsome at this age??? He makes me go weak-kneed every time he comes onscreen"

( The other 7000+ fans join the hustle and bustle in explaining why they too love him.)

JS- " Ok guys, my question .. The show was touted to be the next blockbuster show on tv but has ended up garnering not so impressive trps. What do u think went wrong?

( A murmur of disapproval among the fans)

F1- " Please don't try to pull down the show. Every one here knows that this show is the best thing that happened ever on Indian television. Have u ever seen any show where the 'falling in love' is shown so esthetically?"

JS- " well' people blame that it happened as fast as the Shadabdi Express train."

F2- " u shouldn't say things like that. It will hurt our Handsome ji. "

( Others make noise in consent )

F3 to other fans- " I find this guy suspicious." Turns to JS "oye ask the next question before our jaan reaches here. We don't want him to hear any unnecessary questions."

JS- " Why are there very less scenes between the leads? And whenever there are scenes , they are with the body doubles. So what exactly is the problem "

( A pin drop silence for around 3 seconds. And the fury lashes out.)

F1- " O my god! This guy dared to talk about BDs??? Didn't any one tell him that words like BD, script, horrible, problems etc are banned here???"

F2-(in a high pitched emotional voice)- " why??? O why are u here man?? To hurt us?? To hurt our jaan, our dumply dimply King??? Do u want him to leave us estranged again just becoz gossip mongers like u come to this pavitra bhoomi and ask irrelevant questions???"

F3 ' " Tum kya jaane JS babu, fans ka dil cheez kya hoti hain

Kabhi yeh hanste hain, kabhi yeh rota hain

Kabhi drool, kabhi swoon aur baaki time bak bak karte hain"

( all cries 'wah wah' and clicks 'like')

F4- " This is the reason why we guardians do not allow any strangers to meet our sweetie pie. Do u know how much we had to beg, cry , wail and conduct dharnas to bring him back the last time. Some of us even went to Motuji's house and cried buckets of tears. And finally when we have got him back, u come here to create problems??"

JS- "err am just a reporter asking relevant questions. This is my job"

F5- " Bhaad mein jaaye tera job aur tuu bhi! 😡Guards throw him out before he asks any such ' relevant questions which we do not want to hear. "

Poor JS is unceremoniously kicked out and returns to his office a dejected man😛

Originally posted by: aekiel

Fab stuff Shamil 👏 'nuff said 😊

Wasn't long by any stretch of imagination- so long as you've got it nicely divided into paras, there's no issue ( I certainly had no probs)

Maybe another piece about how JS plants a mole in the fans' army and they going hoarse to find who the traitor is? 😆

JS- "Why do u think The fans love u so much"

(Everyone claps and approve the question.)

F1- " Oh we can answer that question for u! He is the best thing that has happened on the show! Have u seen his eyes??? O my god, I wanna drown in them every time I look into them!"

F2- " And have u seen his smile???? Aww.. those dimples are to die for ! (giggles) "

F3- " How can a man be so freakin handsome at this age??? He makes me go weak-kneed every time he comes onscreen"

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😆😆😆😆 really cute...so true about them dimples and eyes...😆 good job...totally funny.

Originally posted by: shamil

I plan to send "Karamchand ki Dewani'😛 She is the best person for the job.😉 (sorry tanu🤣)

Originally posted by: yanks28

JS- "Why do u think The fans love u so much"

(Everyone claps and approve the question.)

F1- " Oh we can answer that question for u! He is the best thing that has happened on the show! Have u seen his eyes??? O my god, I wanna drown in them every time I look into them!"

F2- " And have u seen his smile???? Aww.. those dimples are to die for ! (giggles) "

F3- " How can a man be so freakin handsome at this age??? He makes me go weak-kneed every time he comes onscreen"

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😆😆😆😆 really cute...so true about them dimples and eyes...😆 good job...totally funny.