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After receiving such an Overwhelming response to my Physi(ques)cs classes, I thought I will distribute more Arhi gyaan to all the IF souls who are dying to attend my classes.๐Ÿ˜†

The credit for this post definitely goes to UltimateBarun a.k.a Zoha who had initially started this idea and this time I would also like to credit Rv_ipkknd a.k.a Risha for coming up with this wonderful idea.

Let's begin!
Arhi's Law of Gravitation is based on the famous Universal law of Gravitation once again proposed by our very famous Newtonji (Muahaha.. Newtonji must be rolling in his grave hearing my laws. But this is payback time and Revenge is always sweet)๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Arhi's Universal law of gravitation states that:

Arnav attracts Khushi or vice versa with a force directed along the lines of centres of the two of them (their hearts duh!) that is proportional to the product of Arnav and Khushi and inversely proportional to the square of the physical distance between them.๐Ÿ˜ณ

Arhi's force of attraction = (B x Arnav x Khushi) / (physical distance between them)^2 ---(2)
where B is a GH & RM constant i.e. Blindness of the people around them.๐Ÿคฃ (Based on univesal constant G)


Proof for B:
1) Everyone around Arhi is blind towards the love between them whether it be GH or RM. In a way it is good because Arhi have the best moments when no one notices them. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Hence B is multiplied to increase their attraction.๐Ÿ˜†
2) But once they are outside the two houses, everyone seems to notice their Lovvvee.. and they go into Denial mode.Remember Nainital Dhaba, the waiter during Payash fiasco etc. Hence B is only valid in GH & RM.๐Ÿคฃ

Continuation:
From the previous equation 1, in my previous post, we know:
Life = Love X Khushi --- (1)

Since Life is also a type of force, hence equating 1 & 2, we have,
Love X Khushi = (B x Arnav x Khushi) / (physical distance between them)^2
Love = (B x Arnav) / (physical distance between them)^2
This implies That their Love depends on Arnav who has to take first step towards Khushi. So Hottie, Be a Man and go pounce on your girl and reduce the physical distance between you both to increase the Lovvvee between u 2.๐Ÿ˜ˆโ˜บ๏ธ

Conclusions:
1) As per the equation, Once again Arnav hottie and Khushi Nottie have to Multiply to increase the force between them.๐Ÿคฃ ( Be fruitful and multiply!)
2) Since force of attraction is inversely proportional to square of distance between them, Hence whenever they come physically close to each other, we get awesome Rabba Ve's ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Point to be noted:
If the distance between them becomes ZERO (I hope u know what I meanโ˜บ๏ธ), all of u know that 1/0 is infinity ๐Ÿฅณ. Hence when that day comes, the force of attraction will be infinity and the full forum will be on fire resulting from the sparks between them.๐Ÿคฃ

Counter Arguments:
Now I know some of you might be having doubts! And I as a good teacher will clarify all your doubts๐Ÿ˜†
Some of you might Argue with me that isn't this law applicable to all objects(ppl) around them just like Newton's law. So my answer is yes! It applies to everyone. But Arnav's love and Khushi's love is so huge that everyone else's love is negligible.

I.e Arnav's love>> NK's love/ HP's or OP's love/ Shyam's love (rather lust)๐Ÿคข [hence negligible in the main equation]๐Ÿ˜†
Even Khushi's love>>Lavanya's love [Hence she had to leave Arnav]๐Ÿ˜†


How was the class everyone! After this, I should not see even a single negative post on the love between Arhi and telling that they are not deserved for each other. Now you know that if anyone else comes in between their love, they are all negligible as per the equation.๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
Hope you had fun! If not, I'm sorry!๐Ÿ˜ญ
If you liked it plz leave a like or a comment! Afterall, itni mehnat jo ki hai itna bada post likhne mein.๐Ÿ˜†


On serious note, here is a quote by my favorite Baby Albert Einstein ( yes, you heard it right. I had a crush on him unlike Newtonji ๐Ÿ˜† Plz don't laugh. It's a private joke๐Ÿ˜ณ)
"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."

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Posted: 14 years ago
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hahahahahaha!!!! wow thiis is brilliant!!! i loved it totally...LOL imagine explaining this to my physics teacher!!๐ŸคฃThanks for d credit though you deserve most of it!!๐Ÿ˜ณOh nd loved d eintstein quote๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘
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Originally posted by: rv_ipkknd

hahahahahaha!!!! wow thiis is brilliant!!! i loved it totally...LOL imagine explaining this to my physics teacher!!๐ŸคฃThanks for d credit though you deserve most of it!!๐Ÿ˜ณOh nd loved d eintstein quote๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘


Thanks for liking it and especially for your idea. Ha ha ha! I can totally imagine your Physics teacher. He will be like "What the!"๐Ÿคฃ
But I'm sure of one thing, whenever you come across this equation, you will instantly remember Arhi.๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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OMG ! I Was ROFLING ...How Could You be So good at thinking ...Making out such hilarious Posts Out Of Newton's Law...That guys must be screaming With Dismay in The graveyard...That Was really insane I am Really loving These Laws...let Them Come... ๐Ÿ˜‰

P.S. - The Einstein quote was worth mentioning ! ๐Ÿ‘
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Originally posted by: Vampire.wingz

OMG ! I Was ROFLING ...How Could You be So good at thinking ...Making out such hilarious Posts Out Of Newton's Law...That guys must be screaming With Dismay in The graveyard...That Was really insane I am Really loving These Laws...let Them Come... ๐Ÿ˜‰

P.S. - The Einstein quote was worth mentioning ! ๐Ÿ‘


Thank you, I'm flattered.๐Ÿ˜ƒ and thanks for commenting too.
I will surely try to make more laws and haunt Newton in his grave.๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Einstein's quote is one of me all time favourite. Hence I thought I will share it with you ppl.๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Posted: 14 years ago
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U r getting better wid each lecture!!That was too good and the Einstein quote even more so!!Witing for ur next laws!!!
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Posted: 14 years ago
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You have just killed me with your innovative Physics, my guru. ๐Ÿ˜‰
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Stop giving me credit,,,,No wonder I started, but I forgot all that physics n having a gud revision over here!!!!


Genious dear, It's ur mind behind this so creative awesome n may I say so knowledgeable post!!!

Its a dhamekedar physics, infact I remember all the lays only bynames, Boyles law charles law relating to pressure , so next u might implement that ooo so that I get gud revision...loved it darling I so loved it!!

U r my gud Physics student,, physics and mechanincs are 2 ๐Ÿคข subjects for me! i hated them, but these revised syllabus seems to be too gud!!!

keep rolling, hence youngsters can say they are not wasting time @ Arhi, infact they are studying!!!

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Posted: 14 years ago
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hahahahhaha...you cracked us up...cnt stop ROFLing
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Wish we had it in our Text books...top karne se koi nahi rokta !!!
U too good wit these theories ๐Ÿ‘
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: UltimateBarun

Stop giving me credit,,,,No wonder I started, but I forgot all that physics n having a gud revision over here!!!!



Genious dear, It's ur mind behind this so creative awesome n may I say so knowledgeable post!!!

Its a dhamekedar physics, infact I remember all the lays only bynames, Boyles law charles law relating to pressure , so next u might implement that ooo so that I get gud revision...loved it darling I so loved it!!

U r my gud Physics student,, physics and mechanincs are 2 ๐Ÿคข subjects for me! i hated them, but these revised syllabus seems to be too gud!!!

keep rolling, hence youngsters can say they are not wasting time @ Arhi, infact they are studying!!!

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘


Ofcourse you deserve the credit. Coz it's only because of ur initial idea, I could create this stuff. Otherwise, I would never ever have thought to make something like Physics laws on Arhi.

Hmm.. Charles law, Boyle's law. I felt like I've read it somewhere๐Ÿ˜† Shame on me! I just studied it last year and I don't remember it. maybe because it was in Chemistry (my another boring subject)

Anyways exams are approaching for students. So they can definitely get a revision here.๐Ÿ˜†
Thanks for liking and commenting on my post๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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