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Shyam ji
The Wannabe Murderers Organization (WMO) wants to extend its warm welcome and congratulations for joining the organization. As a long standing member myself, i can assure you that this is the best decision you will have ever made in your life. Members enjoy many perks including but limited to:-
1. Two annual conferences, one held in Delhi and the other in Lucknow
2. Idea forums and workshops to learn new ways to murder anyone
3. A FREE weekend spouse-murder workshop session, especially focusing on new breakthroughs in murdering your spouses.
4. Free access to a wealth of knowledge, information, newsletter and countless posts by our rich cache of members at www.murdersRus.com
5. Access to one of the best Murderers network, esteemed members who have completed more than one successful projects.
7. A one time free Catalog listing all our lovely and effective merchandise to aid your pursuit. Here you will find the most potent weapons ever. Some of our most popular products include
I promise you, you will enjoy being part of our organization and will find benefits far surpass the agony, frustration and many failures of DIY projects. We hope to hear from you after your first successful project, so do write to us at voices@murdersRus.com
Happy Killing!
Sincerely,
K.B Hacksaw
The Wannabe Murderers Organization (WMO) wants to extend its warm welcome and congratulations for joining the organization. As a long standing member myself, i can assure you that this is the best decision you will have ever made in your life. Members enjoy many perks including but limited to:-
1. Two annual conferences, one held in Delhi and the other in Lucknow
2. Idea forums and workshops to learn new ways to murder anyone
3. A FREE weekend spouse-murder workshop session, especially focusing on new breakthroughs in murdering your spouses.
4. Free access to a wealth of knowledge, information, newsletter and countless posts by our rich cache of members at www.murdersRus.com
5. Access to one of the best Murderers network, esteemed members who have completed more than one successful projects.
7. A one time free Catalog listing all our lovely and effective merchandise to aid your pursuit. Here you will find the most potent weapons ever. Some of our most popular products include
- Live wires and Wire-cutting Kit - With tips on how to Waltz to trap your victim.
- Scorpions by the dozen, packed in cute yellow boxes. UPS second day shipping is free.
- Tarantulas - buy one get one specials,no returns.
- Drowning Kit with FREE vacation ideas to Cancun and other water/sea resorts.
- Magi-Strings - magical Strangling wires that leave no marks on neck and asphyxiate with 100% success rate
- Jugular Vein Slayer - A neat tool that cuts jugular vein like butter, raises no suspicion, detective-proof cuts.
- Kidnap and Torture kit - includes gag, chloroform, ropes, and a priority reservation in the nearest Godown or Warehouse for exclusive use of members only.
- Rat poisons and other miscellaneous poisons - delivered right to your homes in child-proof packaging.
- Oxygen cylinder Operations manual - special techniques to switch off oxygen without drawing attention from hospital staff
- Suitcase Kit - 101 ways to make a suitcase a lethal weapon
I promise you, you will enjoy being part of our organization and will find benefits far surpass the agony, frustration and many failures of DIY projects. We hope to hear from you after your first successful project, so do write to us at voices@murdersRus.com
Happy Killing!
Sincerely,
K.B Hacksaw
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