Sacch Ka Samna: Dharm Bhrasht ke Khilaf!!

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Nandalala

@Nandalala

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Posted: 13 years ago

Ok, T.G.I.F...Thank God Its Friday...😃 & I have a four day weekend...🥳

Aaj hot seat mein hai DQ...nahi, not Drama Queen, not Dairy Queen, but DHARMA QUEEN...

Kastur Gala, ultimate Dharma Queen from the house of Mumbai's one & only Gala Masalas & Saroj Super Store...Aaj hum inse kuch sawal karenge to prove (or disprove) if she is indeed the ultimate Dharma Queen...toh chalo, shuru hojate hain...😳

Q 1: Kastur, agar tumhare devar, Kanu, ne tumse kaha..."Bhabhi, mujhe pyaar hogaya hai, I love her, I love her, I LOVE HER--just like aap Bhai se pyaar karti hoh! Lekin, lekin, woh ek hip, modern, super sweet, non-Gujrati, non-vegetarian hai...I want to marry her, bhabhi, I will only marry her...Please aap kisiko mat batana, lekin hamari help zaroor karna"!...

Kastur, tum kya karogi...!

Option A: Bahu dharm nibhaogi: newspaper ki tarah sabko bataogi...Yeh toh Gala parivaar ke naam dharam ka sawal hai...

Option B: Partial dharm nibhaogi: Mohan se help manglogi, lekin quiet rahogi

Option C: Pyaar toh Bhagwaan ka doosra roop hai...Kanu ko full on, 100% quiet support dogi...

Q 2: Kastur, tumhari saas, Saroj, tumse aake kehti hai..."Sun, mera ek kaam karogi? Tujhe mere liye ek khoon karna padega..."

Kastur, tum kya karogi...!

Option A: Bahu dharm nibhaogi: Ma ka command, sarankho pe...Tumhi hoh mata, pita tume hoh...

Option B: Partial dharm nibhaogi...Mohan se advice manglogi..

Option C: Khoon! Woh toh paap hai...Main aisa bilkul nahi karungi!

Q 3: Shubh Kadam Detector (SKD)...aka tumhare sasur, Bhanu, tumse kehte hain..."Kastur, aaj kaal tere shubh kadam mein thodi se weakness hain...isse correct karna padega...tumhe din mein at least 5 baar nahana padega..."!

Kastur, tum kya karogi...!

Option A: Bahu dharm nibhaogi...din mein 5 baar kya, 10 baar nahaogi!

Option B: Partial dharm nibhaogi...jab paani garam hoh toh 5 baar, lekin thanda hoh toh all bets are off...

Option C: Kabhi nahi, pup-pa! Wha!!!!????? Pneumonia ki maareez nahi bana...bhaad mein jaaye tera SKD...

Q 4: Kastur, tera Mohan tumse kehta hain..."Kastur, chalo yahan se, yeh sab reeti-rivaj, parampara 19th century ke baatein chod, BAAPJI ke ghar ko chod, kahin high rise mein jaake reh lein..."

Kastur, tum kya karogi!!

Option A: Bahu dharm nibhaogi: Mein Baapji ko chodkar kahin nahi ja sakti hoon...aap Baapji ko kyun nahi samjhte...

Option B: Patni dharm nibhaogi...Piya baawari hooon...

Option C: Kaunsa dharm, kaunsa rivaj...naaansense! Chalo, jaldi batao kaunse high rise mein flat book kiya hai!!!

Toh aap sab decide karlo Kastur kaunse options chose karegi...even at the cost of all rationality...If you have any objections, please bring it up with DJs A 'CREATIVE' unit...where creativity often goes out the window...🤣

P.S...Please take note there is a Dharm Bhrasht detector onsite...🤣🤣

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Manasi

@manasi_31

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Posted: 13 years ago

🤣

Without second thoughts and esp after yest's epi I can blindfoldedly say she will always go for the 1st option 🤣 kyunki agar 2nd select karegi toh Mohan ki dharampatni banane ke 50-50 chances hai ... 50-50 because becoming and being an ideal dharampatni is inconsiderate of the term called smartness 🤓 3rd karegi toh direct out of Gala house jaane ke 95% chances hai without any any title ... so its an ultimate loss ... But if she goes for the 1st one she has 101% self-assurance that she WILL get the title of an ideal dharambahu 😃🤣 Pehle dharambahu ka title; then promotion to dharampatni title 🤣

Lovely post Anji di

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sam123_0

@sam123_0

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Posted: 13 years ago

Anj 🤣

Ok let me finish with 🤣 first...

*Ok.. now that I have my breathe back*... I cant believe you came up with such innovative and correct questions even after seeing this show🤣

But you forgot... Kastur will choose the option deciding on what baapji or saroj say... so first they need to be directed these questions... Kastur does not have a brain... oops sorry.. she does but it does not function... it is only in piya-bawri-mode😳... it gets into action only Baapji and Saroj open their mouths and Ksatur goes... "They are right... they are right... Mohan jee is wrong... mohan jee is wrong"... so she will always select the option for a good dharamBahu... not patni🤣

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Nandalala

@Nandalala

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Posted: 13 years ago

@Manasi...teekh pechana...piya bawari becomes robotic bahu...she can't see beyond Baapji's wig...😡

@Sam, yaar, meri budhi bhrasht nahi hogayi hai...🤣🤣...Nothing gives me more pleasure than calling out naansense... Its been a long time since I've written a post like this one, but Kastur gave me my MOJO back...🤣☢️

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-Nakshatra-

@-Nakshatra-

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Posted: 13 years ago

Anjali superb Post👏

The entire post had me in splits🤣🤣🤣

For once let Besharam Kastur have the right thing to be in mood and i trust Mohan to be spot on.

She will choose Option C once the above is fulfilled. They would be thrown out of the Gala circus and we will be at peace. "Am in Dreaming Mode" 😍

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Nandalala

@Nandalala

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Mohur
Anjali superb Post👏

The entire post had me in splits🤣🤣🤣

For once let Besharam Kastur have the right thing to be in mood and i trust Mohan to be spot on.
She will choose Option C once the above is fulfilled. They would be thrown out of the Gala circus and we will be at peace. "Am in Dreaming Mode" 😍

Mood, dhoodh, aur Mohur...😍🤣

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sam123_0

@sam123_0

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Posted: 13 years ago

Chalo.. if Kastur didnt teach any of us girls how to become a good dharam Bahu.. she atleast gave us a reason to have some phun in life😉 🤣

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Nandalala

@Nandalala

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: sam123_0
Chalo.. if Kastur didnt teach any of us girls how to become a good dharam Bahu.. she atleast gave us a reason to have some phun in life😉 🤣

Phun in PUNS!!!🤣

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Neha

@silky_harshad

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Posted: 13 years ago

New Options
Q.1 kastur will help kannu 🤣 7 days tk MohUr only salt n roti khaenge for kannu's gf shuddhikaran🤣 n clothes ka dharam phle ki bharasht ho chuka hey(thanx to tpb) so no tension🤣
Q2. Kastur khoon kregi but sirf sia ka...manjoor he MIL 😳 🤣
Q3. Kastur 10 times nahaegi but condition hey ki Mohan ko apne room me hi rhna hoga n he will have to gift her a bathrobe🤣 🤣
Q4.kastur new flat me jaegi but yaha b condition hey...Mohan ko daily doodh peekar mood me aana hoga🤣 🤣

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-Nakshatra-

@-Nakshatra-

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Posted: 13 years ago

#10

Originally posted by: silky_harshad
New Options
Q.1 kastur will help kannu 🤣 7 days tk MohUr only salt n roti khaenge for kannu's gf shuddhikaran🤣 n clothes ka dharam phle ki bharasht ho chuka hey(thanx to tpb) so no tension🤣
Q2. Kastur khoon kregi but sirf sia ka...manjoor he MIL 😳 🤣
Q3. Kastur 10 times nahaegi but condition hey ki Mohan ko apne room me hi rhna hoga n he will have to gift her a bathrobe🤣 🤣
Q4.kastur new flat me jaegi but yaha b condition hey...Mohan ko daily doodh peekar mood me aana hoga🤣 🤣

Wah wah Silky Ben... Awesome...👏

Make a Snippet if possible🤣🤣

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