BIG-BOSS KI PAATHSHAALA : UNDEKHA ACTION-II
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PART-II ACTION CONTINUES
CAUTION: Those who hate Toilet Humour, please skip this topic and move to some different topic please!👏
BIG BOSS: JUHI----
JUHI (Constipated expressions, as always): Ji Big Boss-
BIG BOSS: Juhi! Aapne Big Boss se shikaayat ki thhi ki Principal ke role mein aapko pakau character diya gaya hai.😲
JUHI(Constipated expressions): Big Boss Main ye bilkul maanti hoon ki mere saath na-insaafi hui hai, Mahek aur Sunny ne skirts pehni hui hain aur gustaakhi maaf ho Big Boss, but sabhi jaante hain aap kitne Tharkee hain. Rain Dance mein khoob dekhe thhe humne aapke close up Camra movements Big Boss---
BIG BOSS (In Panic): Juhi. Aap sirf sawaalon ke jawaab deejiye. Big Boss kisi tarah ka Paksh-paat naheen karte. Big Boss chaahte hain ki aapko bhi utni footage mile jitni Sunny ya Mahek ko mil rahi hai. Big Boss, aapko skirt pehne hue naheen dekh sakte magar footage zaroor milegi aapko. Aap koi kavita sunayiye Juhi Ji!
JUHI (Squeals in that stupid, irritating kid voice): Thanku, Thanku, Thanku Big Boss-----Macchli Jal Ki Raani Hai, Jeevan Uska Paani Hai, Haath Lagao-Darr Jayegi-Baahar Nikaalo Mar Jaayegi----hoyeee!!!!! (Starts clapping and jumping up and down).
Only Sky claps wholeheartedly with a,----Oye Hoye'waah-waah Juhi Ji waah, hein-hahahahaha-hein-hahahaha----- All others have expressions of disgust on their faces. Even Sunny.😕
BIG BOSS: Juhi. Big Boss bade dukh ke saath apko ye bataana chaahte hain, ki ye is ghatiya kavita pe, aajkal EK saal ke bacche bhi ultiyaan kar diya karte hain, thook dete hain! Big Boss aapse apeksha karte hain ki aap kucch aisa sunaayein ki Big Boss ke saath saath, ghar ke doosre sadasya bhi aanand ka anubhav kar sakein.😡
JUHI (Rotten expressions, but): Big Boss, kavitaayen toh mujhe saari aisi hi aati hain, magar aap kaien toh main Sanskrit mein shlok suna doon? Agar aap permission den, toh main Sky ji se request karoongi ki wo mere shlok ka Angrezi ya Hindi mein anuvaad kareinge.
BIG BOSS: Theek Hai Juhi JI👍🏼
SKY (eyes pop out like Budweiser advertisement frog's!): Aye, Aye, Aye! Sanskrit-Vanskrit naheen aati mujhko haan?😲
JUHI (Mooli stinker release, stinking expressions on face): Arey yaar Sky, yehi aapki problem hai. Poori baat sunte naheen. Main bataati hoon na matlab--------aap sirf, waisa boliye jaisa main samjhaati hoon! ------------Shlok dhyaan se suniye, mere expressions dhyaan se dekhiye aur phir waise explain keejiye jaise main aapko samjha rahi hoon aur in photos main position mein hoon, OK?-----OK Yaar, aap bhi naa------ pehle hi ghabra jaate ho!😡
(Lots of khusar-pusar between Sky and Juhi and here comes Juhi's Sanskrit Shlokas and then...):
JUHI (Wide eyed, Scary Expressions on face): Utthamam Paadam, Dhadh-Dhadaath paadam...
SKY: Best fart is that one which comes out roaring-------like..the sound of motor vehicle... and I have been told to explain it comes out best when someone enjoys a watermelon on an empty stomach!
JUHI: Madhyam paadam thuchuck thuchuck ...
SKY: Second grade fart is one that stutters, does not come out in one burst and goes thuchuck-thuchuck-------..like chhuk-chhuk-chhuk-chhuk of train----------and I have been told to explain that this one comes out best when one has had a surplus of dry fruits, almonds, pistachios, walnuts etc. on top of a heavy, oily regular meal!
JUHI: Ghanistham paadam thud-thudi paadam...
SKY: This Juhi ji says is the 3rd grade fart, sounding like the siren of an ambulance...borderline difference between a sick and just healthy person. I am told to explain it usually is a permanent feature with too many Chhole-Bhature-Aloo Poori, and Oily Halwa eating persons.
JUHI: SURR- SURRI PAADAM, PRAAN GHAATAKAM'.🤣
SKY: This, Juhi ji says is the deadliest fart, totally silent, a stinker and mastered by years of practice, best delivered under a badboodaar razaayee. Being a Silent killer, can be skillfully donated by passing a hatred-ful glance on some unsuspecting soul, sitting nearby! Juhi Ji says, practice makes a person perfect and in highest state of achievement, the practitioner is able to release Sur-Surri Paadam absolutely silently and without any kind of wince or pain on face. Serious practitioners love oily Mooli Paranthas served with generous doses of clarified butter on top!
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