Random Musings : Kaun Dhoega Jai's Coat?

Bani to herself : I can't believe Mr. Walia....Jo Sari meine Tony ki Biwi ke liye Diwali Bakshish mein nikal rakhi thi, woh unhone Roshni ko de di!😡 Mr. Walia bahut kanjoos hote jaa rahe hai, arre Roshni hamare ghar ki Bai hai toh kya hua, uske liye bhi toh naye kapde aane chahiye!😆

Roshni to Jai : Sahab, kya mein aapka Coat utar sakti hoon?😉

Jai to Roshni : Haan Bai, utar lo mere Coat, but make sure woh Laundry se dhul kar time par wapas aa jaaye...Yeh mera favourite Coat hai!😆

Bani to Jai : KYA? Mere hote hue, yeh kalmuhi aapko Coat Laundry mein degi? Aap mere wifely rights us London Returned Bai ko nahin de sakte, Mr. Walia....Coat toh mein hi Laundry mein doongi....😡

Roshni to Jai : Sahab, Memsaab ko samjha dijiye, mere kaam mein interfere nahin karne ka....Laundry karna mere kaam hai, isiliye aapka Coat mein hi Laundry mein doongi.

Bani threatening to Jai : Mr. Walia, yaad rakhna, agar is Chudail ne aapke Coat ko haat bhi lagaya, toh agle ek mahine tak aapko bhi Bread aur Uble Andon par guzara karna hoga, Cobra...I mean Chopra's ki tarah!😡

Roshni to Jai : Koi baat nahin Sahab, Uble Andon mein kya kami hai....Mere Bhaiyya ko toh jab se Financial Loss hua hai, hum Log subah shaam Bread aur Uble Ande hi khaate hai....Dekhiye, kitne Tandursut hai hum?😆

Jai to Roshni : Bai, tum apni bakwaas band karogi.....Jao yeh Coat le jao aur acchi tarah dhul wa dena.....aur aise karo, Tony se keh kar Pantry mein se pichle hafte ke bacche hue Ande aur Sukhi Bread padi hai...Woh bhi le jaana.....Tumhare Bhaiyya ko bahut pasand hai na?😆

Bani to herself: Bas isi ki kami thi, ek toh apna Coat us Roshni Bai ko dhone ke liye de diya, aur jo Sade Gale Ande aur Bread maine Pia and Pushkar ke liye bachaye the, woh bhi un Cobra's...nahin...kya naam hai, Chopra's ko de diya....😭

Jai to Bani : Uff ho Janu, tum bhi, chotti chotti baaton par naaraz ho jaati ho....Arre mein Tony se keh kar, kuch Ande aur Bread tumhari behen aur Jeeja ke liye bhi rakh waaye hai......aur jahan tak baat Coat ki rahi....us mein bahut gandi badbu aa rahi thi.....Ranvijay ne kal raat ki Party ke Dahi Vade jo chura kar galti se meri Coat ke jeb mein daal diye the.....😆 Toh mujhe laga ki, us Coat ko usi Ranvijay ki behen hi saaf karegi!

Bani to Jai : Uff, Mr. Walia....Yeh Roshni, Pia, Pushkar, Ranvijay, Ande, Bread.....Mera toh sar ghoom raha hai....Chaliye, hum Party chod kar, hamare Candle lit kamre mein chalte hai.....😳😉

Jai to Bani : Oye Hoye, Kudiye....Kya Baat hai....Chalo Chalte hain......Jigyasa bhi nahin hai, kabab mein haddi ban ne ke liye.....😳😆

Cheers,

MT

PS: All the pictures are courtsey Monika!😃

😆 omgggg that was halariousss

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hahah dame funny dear
and yah this was needed to over come with yesterday's epic this was really needed to fresh the mind 😆

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Wow, Bani suggesting Mr. Walia to go with her to their room! Aisa din kab ayega?!

MT you are just sooooooooooooooooooo funny😆. That was just very very superb👏. Hai main kya karoon, mera toh aaj kaam hi nahin ho rahan hai😭😭😭

😆 😆 too gud.

hahaha too good! LOL i loved the bit about eggs and bread for pia and pushkar hahah

wow MT.....tussi badi gr8 ho...... 👏

kitna funny hai yaar 😆

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Jai is looking so hot in last pic. 😛
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😆 MT that was awesome and funny 😆