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MKPians who were hopeful that Tanshi track would decrease post LEAP are seething to find their screen time increasing by LEAPS and BOUNDS. So to overcome the ANGST and frustration please post some funny thoughts and FFs . FRIENDS forum had so many hilarious FFs which were way better than the serial itself, just like MKAP LUD! So here below is just a stray thought IF IT IS SILLY, sans logic, farfetched and kindly excuse! it is not meant to hurt anyone.
The Women's Hostel's warden looked at the clock and saw it was showing 11.00PM. She waited for the usual chatter , sighs and giggles from the Hall where the girls were watching MKAP as usual.
She too loved to watch the romantic duo Kriya esp. Krishna, but did not want them to know about it and so she watched it on the sly on a rerun.
Today She thought it odd that not a sound came from the usually boisterous crowd gathered in there. Finding it rather unusual, she went in to the hall to take a peek at what the matter was. And the bizarre sight before her shocked her to the core. Running to the phone kept in the hall, she called the doctor who was the visiting doctor at the hostel.
Warden: Hlo,Drji, it is the warden of the hostel. I want.. no... need.. hell.. Please come here fast!
Doctor : Now what? Who is sick? Can't it wait till morning?
W: Oh, no, Drji. I think it is rather serious and it has struck enmasse!
D: You want me to believe there is a sort of out break there! Kidding right?
W: No,Dr. maybe another time! As usual they were watching this serial MKAP and...(she is interrupted by the Dr's voice which sounds suddenly rather hollow)
D: Not again! KRISHNA Krishna!
W: God! Don't tell me you too watch it on the sly like me!
D: Stop right there! Now tell me the symptoms! No, let me tick off the symptoms, Lady!
(the warden who has no clue what the dcwa is driving at just nods her head)
D: Now, do the girls have a vacant look in their eyes?
W: Not just eyes ,DRji, they look drained of their whole being.. well.. Whatever. A fortnight
ago,they were such a noisy , lively bunch, smiling and eyes sparkling. Poor kids. Kisi ki
Nazar ...
D: Stop rt. there, Maidamji! I perfectly get it. Now tell me are they trying to tear their hairs out?
W: Oh, Docji, how.. wow...well,some are
D: Now comes the tricky and awkward question. Er.. well ..recently for the last ten days have
they been showing any aversion to the word TIL and any word beginning with TIL like TIL TEL, TIL Laddoo; MOLE, MOLEHILL and especially MOLE COUNT?
( the warden who is so flummoxed by the Doctorwa's genius can't hide her admiration any
more and gushes out)
W: Drji, wow.. how could you really...You are clairvoyant...wow
D: Clairvoyant my foot! You don't know how many calls I receive everyday after this MKAP Leap
and what a hellhole my life has become...( poor Drwa's voice is breaking and the warden is
eagerly waiting for him to bawl loudly. But he collects himself ) Do you want to know what
this new affliction is called?
W: Oh.. yes ...please
D: It is called SHAMETANSHI effect -and it is more of SHATANSHI than SHAME, though- and is
caused as a result of too much exposure to their tracks And added to this is the huge
KRIYADEPRIVATION the fans are going through.
W: Great, sir! Are you doing research on this effect too JI?
D: Research! EKDUM BAKWAS! I have a daughter, sister and wife who are KRIYA crazy and
have gone zombie like since a fortnight. I sit out with them and watch MKAP to feel their
anguish, madam ji. I have even watched the earlier episodes of Kriya romance, just to
fathom the agony the poor dears are going thro' JI! Having compared the two I too can
feel their anguish ,Ji! And I have no qualms in telling you Ji, it made me squirm in my seat
watching that TIL episode. God , I too am getting allergic to that word! Thank god, I am bald
( Drji's voice is again breaking, poor man)
W: But drji,why today of all days?
D: Madam, today's MKAP was balder than my bald pate JI! poor kiddo logon there who were
glued to the TV hoping for the hotness of their Arry and kriya cracked under the aridness of
other actors Ji ! Better I write to CVS to show some verdant Kriyacentric scenes other
wise my family ... ( he is too flustered to speak)
W: there , there..don't be so upset sirji!
D: Thanks, Maybe I could ...
W: Please Drji, come ASAP
D: NO! who said anything abt coming there, JEEZ!
W: then...
D:I am sending my daughter,wife and sister too over there...may be they all can sing and dance
to krishna bhajans a la Meera and cheer themselves up!
THANKS for both 👎🏼👍🏼 Mountain out of MOLEhill track was devoid of any finesse whatsoever.
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