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FOA A WARM WELCOME TO ALL THE READERS N MY DEAR FRIENDS I MISSED U N THIS PLACE TERRIBLY
A WORD OF ADVICE /CAUTION :
THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE SILLY NONSENSICAL INSANE POST
PLEASE KEEP UR BRAINS N LOGICS B4 READING THE POST .THEY R OF NO USE HERE .
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so we all know the Angry papa (in my language Dadiyal uncle )is always Shown to be angry . I feel sometimes he is THE FICTIONAL EXAMPLE (whatever that means😆) of Jaya Bachhan(angry 24/7)[No offence to Jayaji 's fans just for reference sake she is a wonderful actress n all great blah blah blah ]
whats the reason for his never ending anger .udi baba lost all hair (in short became taklu baba ) wondering this .BECHARE UDI BABA KE SARE KESH IS EK PRASHN KE KARANN SWAHA HO GAYE .LITTLE did he know he n booh aah dadi r the sole reason for it😡
so b4 all u guys lose all ur hair pondering over this let me explain u
its all abt the time when Angry papa was romantic munda ,n his adhuri pyaar ki ek kakani.
our very own Nautanki Naari had unraveled the MYSTERY OF HIS ANGER that dates decades back
25 YRS AGO ...
it all started long long long (dont ask me how long 😆) time ago when our very own om in his kindergarten days was friends with his padosi ramlal 's daughter gulbadhan(from different caste) .they used to go kulfi dates,rasmalai dates years passed our romantic chokra ( aka present angry papa) n his gulbadhan went in same school n college oops i mean visva vidyalay .he was full on lattoo on her even had sung songs running around trees n the usual jharne ke neeche pahhadi ke peche kind of romance aka the flower kissing romance😳
it all was going smooth till booh aah dadi got the wind of it .u see budiya ki purani adat hai galat time pe har jagah tapakne kii HARI OM PRABHU G😡.She saw them coochi cooing in Nana nani park where she had went to romance oops pranayam(in her terms)with her 3rd bayfriend PrabhuG( i hope u guys remember my earlier post where i unraveled BD's colorphul life😉)
She straight went away to udi baba who was busy reading the worst seller 'roopkali ki katil adayein ' n having such look .as soon as he saw BD storming in quiclky hid the book under his dhoti on the pretext of doing pranayam .
BD :- bhaisahab hamre parivaar ki maan maryadi ka bantadhar huigaya .
UB going back to his usual .he was mighty pissed as BD has invaded his much gyan vardhak privacy*roll eyes*
UB (stare * gulp * stare) :- Kya hua sarawati is prakar hamari ekant ko bhang karne ka kya tatparya hai
BD:- bhaisahab idhar aap ekant mein padrahe mera matlab pade hain udhar apka OM is parivaar ki izzat dubone ke tayari kar raha hai.
UB:- jo bi kehna hai saaf saaf kaho
BD:- bhaisahab hum abi nananani park mein om ko ek ladki ke sath gulchare udate dekha
UB:- ye bataiye ki aap vahan kya kar rahi thi
till now BD was in her angry avtaar UB's Q caught her off guard .she got nervous n murmured
BD:- hum to vaha asan karne gaye .ye sab chodiye bhaisahab om ko rokiye (smartly brushed off the topic)
UB called Om n blasted him Om got tongue tied scared off the fiery eyes of UB that can anytime attack him with his laser uv eyes 😆
UB:- ye hum kya sun rahe .
OM:-(head down)baa baaa bujii vo mein...
UB:- hum sab jante hain tum kya kar rahe ho
OM:- vo mein ...
BD:- muh mein kya dhai jama rakhi he .bolte kahe nai apni raasleela ki daastan HARI OM PRABHU G
OM:- vo mein mein ...
UB:- tumse humein aisi apeksha na thi
OM:- vo vo mein ...
UB:- humne tumhara vivah nischit kiya hai humari jati ki kanya se (DA Sr).aur ramlal se keh diya hai us kanya ki shadi kisi aur se karaye
OM:- par babuji ...
UB angry stare look freezed OM he cudnt even utter his usual mein vo mein
[i guess now every1 understood from where did majnu babu got his inexplicable irritating stammering which appears during all important confronatations]
OM n gulbadhan were married off to different persons .there were no modern means of comm'n or internet so they cudnt even remain in touch .his unsuccessful love has made him cold filled him with anger .NN wonders given his adhuri pyaar ki daastaan n vendetta against all how did he find time to romance with DA sr i mean the lolopochos n father 2 children
arre bhai jab Internet connection tha nahi tho wallpapers kaise downlaod hue (naughty NN ponders😆)thats a different story altogether which will be unearth it soon NN vows .she wants to find all the hidden skeletons of the loonys closet😉
i m sure ppl wanna know whose this gulbadhan [ if no 1 is interested it doesnt matter NN wants to show it to the forum member]😳
NN just got hold of a video of hers where she is singing dancing n is lost in Angry papa's thought.IT WAS DURING THE TIME when OM had went to accompany udi baba's in mars where he was suppose to deliver sermons .gulbadhan was missing Om n singing n dancing n completely lost in his thoughts .kya pyaar hai 😆
the video was hidden deep inside the store room .NN ki ankon se kuch nahin chupsakta 😛
the video
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APZNO_rQXHM&feature=player_detailpage#t=0s[/YOUTUBE]
*Random musings*
Frankly i m not that intelligent n witty as the mindblowing n suberb writers of Adda .but still wanna giv a try .i just have 1 musing after all the brain storming
I MARVEL how in this world is the the cameraman all other crew members still in their senses after watching this out of the world (literally) 😆performance by the lady
DISCLAIMER
THIS WAS A FUN n utter silly POST .NO OFFENCE INTENDED .I DONT KNOW HOW FAR IT WAS FUNNY OR NOT .IF NOT THEN SORRY FOR THAT .I M NOT HAPPY WITH THE OUTPUT .
ALL ANDAS TAMATARS WELCOME😳
Anupamaa
