Shop For Selling Husband*A Joke*

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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
> woman may go to choose a husband.
> Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
> store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
> There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
> shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... you may
> choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
> floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a
> woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...
> On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
> Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
> The second floor sign reads:
> Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
> The third floor sign reads:
> Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
> extremely good looking.
> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
> fourth floor and sign reads:
> Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
> good looking and help with the housework.
> "Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes
> to the fifth floor and sign reads:
> Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
> gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
> reads:
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
> this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
> impossible to please.
> Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
> exit the building, and have a nice day!

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Plz Dont lock it

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Posted: 19 years ago
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tfs but this doesnt have anythng to do with kumkum

post it in members lounge! 😊
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Posted: 19 years ago
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yeah post it in the member lounge and btw this will be closed i think
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Ok
I Have Posted
I Just Wanted To Make U Laugh

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