Favorite Maaneet DIALOGUES!!!

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Posted: 13 years ago

Hey frnds...I was getting bored, so thot of opening a thread in which I'll put all my favorite maaneet dialogues...

I will keep on updating it with time...

But here's some of my favs from HP

Episode 12

Pandit: Aapka humsafar aapki zindagi mein aaj hi aane wala hai

Maan: Chup [First word]

Maan: Logo ki madad karne ka itna shouq hota mujhe, to main shehar chhod ke jungle mein nahi reh raha hota!

Maan: Brake lagao
Geet: brake kahaan hoti hai

EPISODE 17

Maan: Mujhse takraana tumhara shouq hai, ya tum jaan boojh ke mere peechhe padi ho?

Maan: Ye jo aansu hai na, ye dimag ki sehat ke liye achche nahi hote. Jab ye behte hai na, to dimag ka chalna band ho jaata hai. Aur agar dimag ki madad chahiye, to aansuo ko rokna padta hai

Geet: Aap mujhe jaane bina, mere baare mein kuch zyada hi jaan gaye hain. Par aap ko jaanke, main sirf itna hi samajh paayi hoon, aap jaise insaan se naa to kisi ne pyaar kiya hoga, aur na hi koi kar payega!

Maan: Mere na chahte huye bhi, ye ladki baar baar meri zindagi mein kisi na kisi raaste aa hi jaati hai

EPISODE 26

Geet: Har aurat ko nasamajh samajhne ki galti hi har aadmi ki haar hoti hai

Maan: main itna bhi kamzor nahi, ke apne se kamzor pe haath uthaoon

EPISODE 28

Maan [to Brij]: Agli baar mera collar pakadne se pehle do baar soch lena. Nahi to sochne layak nahi chhodunga!!

EPISODE 30

Maan: ye jo tumhari adaaye hain na, kisi kamzor dil wale ke liye rakhna, kiyunki main pighalne walon mein se nahi hoon!

Maan: Zaahir si baat hai, mujhe koi takleef bhi nahi hoti

Maan: sign karo, nahi to abhi police ko bulata hoon
Geet: Bulalo police ko

EPISODE 31

Maan [to Brij]: Mujhe maarne ke liye mardo wala seena chahiye!

EPISODE 32

Geet: Ab to thes nahi pohanch rahi na aapke jhoothe ghamand ko??!!

Geet: Aapme bhale hi takat mujhse zyada hogi, par dimag mujhse kamzor, aur aapki soch, us se bhi chhoti!!

EPISODE 33

Maan: Aur mujhe naa sun-ne ki aadat nahi hai Geet Handa!

EPISODE 34

Maan: Aurto pe haath nahi uthaata to iska matlab ye nahi, ke aurte mujhe apni ungliyon pe nachati rahe... Samjhi?

Maan: Aur agar tumne aana-kaani ki, to zaroorat padne par, main tumhare ghar walon ke saamne, tumhe utha kar leke jaaoonga, aur mujhe koi rok bhi nahi payega, ab samjhi?

EPISODE 35

Geet: Agar aaj aapki zindagi mein sab kuch aapke plan ke hisaab se hota, to aap itne akele, aur itne rookhe nahi hote

EPISODE 36

Maan: Tumhare bodyguards kahaan hai??

Maan: Mujhse maafi maangna shuru karogi, to tumhari list to kabhi khatam hi nahi hogi! Amritsar tak tum mujhse maafi hi maangti reh jaaogi.

Maan: mujhe galti se bhi dhokha mat dena. Kiyunki main maafi dena nahi jaanta

Maan: tum wohi karogi, jo main kahunga

EPISODE 37

Maan: koi nazrein kab churaata hai, jab wo sachai se bhaagta hai. Samjhi?
Geet: aapne bilkul sahi kaha, sach ka saamna karna bada mushkil hota hai, kiyunki kuch sach mein zindagi ka rukh badlne ki taakat hoti hai. Sach kafi kadwa hota hai.
Maan: Par sach se door bhaagne se bhi koi fayda nahi hota, kiyunki zindagi bhi sach ko badal nahi sakti. Isliye sach ko zindagi badalne hi dena chahiye, samjhi?
Geet: Aur ye badlaav kabhi kabhi zindagi mein ek bada sa toofaan leke aa jaata hai

Maan: Jeep mein baitho! Ek to main apne saare kaam chhod kar tumhe ghar chhodna chahta hoon, aur tum meri baat nahi sun rahi ho

EPISODE 39

Maan: Kiyun wo ladki baar baar mere khayaalon mein aa kar mujhe pareshaan kar rahi hai? Kiyun?? Kiyun main jaan-na chahta hoon ke woh ladki aaj apne ghar sahi se pohanchi ya nahi. Kiyun???

Maan: Bhagwan ji jab akal baant rahe honge na, tab bhi ye ladki bina dhyaan diye huye wahaan se chali gayi hogi.

EPISODE 40

Maan [to Brij]: Shaam ki sair pe nikla tha, to tumhara ghar raaste mein aa gaya.

Maan: Main kabhi apni meeting bhoolta hoon kya munshiji?
Munshiji: Agar bhoolne lagte to shayad insaan ban jaate
Maan: Kya kaha aapne?

EPISODE 43

Maan: Maan Singh Khurana ne kadam badhaane ke baad, kabhi peechhe hatna nahi seekha

Maan: Jab tak ye ladki mere saath rahegi, tab tak ise koi haath bhi nahi lagaa payega

Thats all for HP dialogues Will update office dialogues in next post pretty soon

Edited by jazz07_dh - 13 years ago

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Saams

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Posted: 13 years ago

wow...great yaar..update soon..loved all the dialogues you hav already posted.
This is one of mah favourite dialogue.
Aapme bhale hi takat mujhse zyada hogi, par dimag mujhse kamzor, aur aapki soch, us se bhi chhoti!!

Maan's dialogue
chup..bilkul chup!!!

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Posted: 13 years ago

All the dialogues have been great

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KTPROCKS

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Posted: 13 years ago

i love Maan's Chup when he and Geet were on the same bed at the outhouse wasvery sizzling hot when he said that
there was passion in his voice

For Geet,i love when she say babaji and looks up to speak to God,it really reminds me of myself cos i do that all the time to complain to god abt something or someone ,sometimes just to Thank God

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iammani4159

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Posted: 13 years ago

woow super one... loved it..

gr8 idea...

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gafulu14

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Posted: 13 years ago

chithi likhti hai to, maan bolta hai muze ase ulzaleti hai

samzy tu

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DivyaMala

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Posted: 13 years ago

nice Thread yaar!!!
My Favourite Dialogue is in episode BEFORE MAAN TELLING 143 IN THE ARTIFICIAL BURFF AFTER GEET SAYING 143 IN THE HOSPITAL!!!
THE DIALOGUE IS
MAAN WITH PASSION :"ITNA PAS MAT AAO GEET, KUTCH KUTCH HONE LAGTA HAI"

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abinash079

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Posted: 13 years ago

awesome work dear keep up the good work

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Posted: 13 years ago

I loved Geet sherni's dialogue...

Aap sahi kehte hain...apne se kamzor par hath nahin uthana chahiye...aapme bhale hi takat mujh se jyada hogi par dimag mujhse kam aur aapki soch usse bhi choti...

I love this dialogue...

ur collection of dialogues is awesome..