Stand up comedian takes a dig at SHAHID

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Posted: 14 years ago
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October 10th, 2011

Stand-up comedian takes a dig at Shahid Kapoor

The vertically-challenged Shahid wears butt-pads only so that he can reach the steering wheel of his car, jokes a comedian

A roomful of people recently had a rocking time at the Mausam actor's expense. At his recent gig at the Comedy Store stand-up comedian Karan Talwar took some really mean pot-shots at Sasha.

Claiming that they both happen to work out at the same gym, Karan shared an amusing anecdote about Shahid. Apparently every time the actor enters the gym, he doesn't forget to flaunt his clean-shaven chest. But what's ironical is the fact that the guy who endorsed Complan during his childhood days hasn't really transformed into a well-grown man.
One can't really figure from where he starts and where exactly he ends, since there is not a huge distance between the two…err…ends.
So one piece of advice he gives to all the mommies out there is the next time they go to a grocery store, they should probably pick up some other health drink.
The deluge of jokes continued and the next punch on Shahid's face landed when Talwar remarked that the actor wears butt pads so that he is able to reach the steering wheel of his car. Phew! We wonder how the situation would be if Shahid was around – he would have probably sat there helplessly with a forced smile on his face. After all sporting a diplomatic grin is one thing our B-town actors are really good at!

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Posted: 14 years ago
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One can't really figure from where he starts and where exactly he ends, since there is not a huge distance between the two…err…ends.


hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 14 years ago
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OMG ... Poor Shahid .. ek to Mausam flop ho gayi .. upar se ek ke baad ek sab uske peeche pad rahe hain 🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
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You know I love Shahid, he makes me laugh but I gotta be honest with you, we February 25th babies seem to have a problem with being short.
I feel for you Shahid, I really do---maybe you need to eat more chicken, my man.
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Is Shahid really that short? I used to think he was of decent height till I joined this section. 😆

Those comments though are hilarious!!
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Posted: 14 years ago
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If Shahid (5'10) is short, what about our midget Khans? 😉😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Awwh Shahid...poor thing has been the 'butt' of all the jokes lately. No pun intended 😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Ok if you call a decent height a "Short Person"...then what about the MIDGET KHANS - Aamir, Salman & SRK.😆😆
Yeh teen to phir start hi nahin huye..kahan katam hoge to pata hi nahin 😉
But have to say all these press, media & comedians all ar ebig time Khan lickers...😃
Shahid is getting it rough now a days.
What do I hear about rumour of him saying bad stuff about Vidya's Dirty Picture promos??? - somehting like she is looking fat adn horrible.
I don;t believe this as Shahid can not say that so openly...Why would he say that so openly
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: -Maddy-

October 10th, 2011

hasn't really transformed into a well-grown man.


i know what exactly he is coming to 🤣 oh man...shahid...now u have become a piece of entertainment for stand up's ... ab jao aur likho twitter par ki 'inke adarsh bhi gir gaye hain'😛m sure hardly one cares 😉
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Haha Shahid is not 5'10"

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