Can you prevent a FLOP film and if so, HOW?! - Page 2

• Latch on to one of the Shirtless Clowns.
• Look for a South script to copy or "get inspired" from (focus on testosterone fueled masala)
  
• Kick out any writer who talks about logic
• Cast Katrina or a popular South actress or someone new who comes from a filmy clan
• Channel male chauvinism when directing the scenes
• Hire a stunt director who can create mindless action. Preferably get him drunk (or high) on set.
• Despite the crazy action, make sure there's not too much gore. Action must be senseless but not bloody.
  
• Always go for a happy ending. Don't depress the audience.
• Do NOT forget the over-the-top, slapstick, absolutely nonsense comedy tracks.
  
• Make sure actors don't actually prepare for...acting. If anyone tries, fire them.
  
• Catchy music.
  
• Go nuts on the promotion. Don't forget gratuitous images of your hero's half-naked body, showcasing his 100 packs (bring out your gay side).
  
• Generate ridiculous controversies.
  
• Figure out a suitable festival/holiday release date that will work in your favour.
• Send a hefty cheque to Taran Adarsh.
  

Originally posted by: Kal El

Latch on to one of the Shirtless Clowns. Look for a South script to copy or "get inspired" from (focus on testosterone fueled masala)
Kick out any writer who talks about logic Cast Katrina or a popular South actress or someone new who comes from a filmy clan Channel male chauvinism when directing the scenes Hire a stunt director who can create mindless action. Preferably get him drunk (or high) on set. Despite the crazy action, make sure there's not too much gore. Action must be senseless but not bloody.
Always go for a happy ending. Don't depress the audience. Do NOT forget the over-the-top, slapstick, absolutely nonsense comedy tracks.
Make sure actors don't actually prepare for...acting. If anyone tries, fire them.
Catchy music.
Go nuts on the promotion. Don't forget gratuitous images of your hero's half-naked body, showcasing his 100 packs (bring out your gay side).
Generate ridiculous controversies.
Figure out a suitable festival/holiday release date that will work in your favour.
• Send a hefty cheque to Taran Adarsh.

Originally posted by: chocobear88

Tees Maar Khan

Originally posted by: Kal El

• Latch on to one of the Shirtless Clowns.
• Look for a South script to copy or "get inspired" from (focus on testosterone fueled masala)
  
• Kick out any writer who talks about logic
• Cast Katrina or a popular South actress or someone new who comes from a filmy clan
• Channel male chauvinism when directing the scenes
• Hire a stunt director who can create mindless action. Preferably get him drunk (or high) on set.
• Despite the crazy action, make sure there's not too much gore. Action must be senseless but not bloody.
  
• Always go for a happy ending. Don't depress the audience.
• Do NOT forget the over-the-top, slapstick, absolutely nonsense comedy tracks.
  
• Make sure actors don't actually prepare for...acting. If anyone tries, fire them.
  
• Catchy music.
  
• Go nuts on the promotion. Don't forget gratuitous images of your hero's half-naked body, showcasing his 100 packs (bring out your gay side).
  
• Generate ridiculous controversies.
  
• Figure out a suitable festival/holiday release date that will work in your favour.
• Send a hefty cheque to Taran Adarsh.
  

Originally posted by: Kal El

• Latch on to one of the Shirtless Clowns.
• Look for a South script to copy or "get inspired" from (focus on testosterone fueled masala)
  
• Kick out any writer who talks about logic
• Cast Katrina or a popular South actress or someone new who comes from a filmy clan
• Channel male chauvinism when directing the scenes
• Hire a stunt director who can create mindless action. Preferably get him drunk (or high) on set.
• Despite the crazy action, make sure there's not too much gore. Action must be senseless but not bloody.
  
• Always go for a happy ending. Don't depress the audience.
• Do NOT forget the over-the-top, slapstick, absolutely nonsense comedy tracks.
  
• Make sure actors don't actually prepare for...acting. If anyone tries, fire them.
  
• Catchy music.
  
• Go nuts on the promotion. Don't forget gratuitous images of your hero's half-naked body, showcasing his 100 packs (bring out your gay side).
  
• Generate ridiculous controversies.
  
• Figure out a suitable festival/holiday release date that will work in your favour.
• Send a hefty cheque to Taran Adarsh.
  

Haha of course Katrina Kaif!