BKBOTW---It can't get dumber than this---

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Hello There! I am back with the new BKB thread and as this has been in running for a long time now I don't think I need to explain about how this thread works. So without wasting any time I want to come straight to giving you pointers about this week's BKB:

1. When u look into her eyes, there is high probability that u can see straight through to the back of her head.

2. She has a sharp tongue, doesn't mean that she has a keen mind.

3.
If she were twice as smart as she is now, she'd be absolutely stupid.

4. What she is lacking in intelligence, she more than makes up for in stupidity.



5.
Her mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained. See above to get a picture.

6. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but she always abuses the privilege.

7.
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of interpretation but not the power of conversation. Quite strange?


8. She loves to have affairs with spammers. Best of them all was multiple affairs with the same man in different forms--JohnCena, KammalDuggal, MyNameisKhan.

Ok now after all the humiliations something good about her(not much though)😆

9. She is very tall but only when u compare her to a dwarf.

Also for people to see her she should wear atleast 1ft high heels. For example:

Oops sorry I said good things right, I keep forgetting as its very difficult to find one in her..Ok let me try one more time..🤣

10. She is the epitome of dumbness. When someone asked God what does dumb mean HE created her as an example and said it can't get dumber than this.See below:


Oh ho what the hell I am trying my best to come up with something good. Ok lemme try one last time.

11. I know it can get good, bad, ugly when she is around but one can't deny the fact that she is the life of the forum. Everyone loves her to death and her conversations even though dumb charms everyone. One can hate her bak bak but can't ignore her.



I guess everyone would have guessed it in the first pointer itself. Need I say more guyz...

She is none other than our

Universal Dumbo(UD)
a.k.a
Maayee
a.k.a.
Ekta
a.k.a.
Rupinder Kaur
a.k.a
MadameX

We love you UD...Have fun.

And here goes the questionaire:
A. On a scale of 1 to 10 rate UD on the following:(10 being the highest or best rating)

1. Intelligence Quotient:
2. Humor Quotient:
3. Creativity Quotient:
4. Looks(Sex Appeal):
5. Dumbness Quotient:(Please note that 10 is the lower limit here. So u can't give her less than 10🤣)
6. Sweetness Quotient:
7. Rudeness Quotient:
8. Leadership Qualities:
9. Communication Skills:
10. Personality on the whole:

B. What do you like about UD?

C. What do you dislike about UD?

D. Please mention any unforgettable/memorable interaction which u had with UD?

E. Please mention any embarrassing/forgettable/ interaction or argument which u had with UD?
C'mon guys, its now the time to pen down, I mean type and post your feelings for the creature we love most here on IF.

Please utilise this opportunity to the maximun..
We will be back with another bakra/bakri next week..
till then,
Sayonara.

PS: UD please don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.😈
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tejeshec thumbnail
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Posted: 14 years ago
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I am not going to melt😈
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: tejeshec



I am not going to melt😈

Par kyuuun? Kya hum ache dost nahi hai? Cry😆😆
Let me remind you that friends are not cruel to friends. 😉😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: MadameX

Par kyuuun? Kya hum ache dost nahi hai? 😭😆😆
Let me remind you that friends are not cruel to friends. 😉😆



I am not being cruel I will just mention the facts...Only truth shall prevail😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: tejeshec



I am not being cruel I will just mention the facts...Only truth shall prevail😆

But your truth is always twisted...ie, false. 😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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stop disturbing me I need to concentrate...It will be called my best work so far😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: tejeshec

stop disturbing me I need to concentrate...It will be called my best work so far😆

Let's just aimlessly chat...that would be more worthwhile than concentrating on this silly thing...and it'll save you from embarrassing yourself for calling it your best work. 😉😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Tell me how's the weather there in Hyderabad. That's where you dwell, right? 😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: MadameX

Tell me how's the weather there in Hyderabad. That's where you dwell, right? 😆



Nope I am in Bangalore..Weather is pleasant outside but in my room it is unbearable as someone is online😡
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: tejeshec



Nope I am in Bangalore..Weather is pleasant outside but in my room it is unbearable as someone is online😡

Well, get off the internetz then...you're polluting it anyways. 🤣 So how's the weather in Hyderabad then? 😆

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