The DP Snippet Corner: New Snippet Pg 70! - Page 44

Soo true even d keys wna stay in my pyare MOHAN's hands😍😍.

Snippet:32
MohUr's suhaagraat
Mohan:mera bed bas ek insaan ko sula skta hai,aur wo hu main...u go to couch 😳
kastur:par main aapki dharampatni hoo 😭
Mohan:dekho mera ek hi funda hai,either my way or the highway 😎
Kastur:itni raat ko aap apni dharampatni ko highway par bhejenge 😭
Mohan:cut the melodrama,main kisi dharam aur uski patni ko nhi janta 😳
kastur:par muje bed pe sone ki adat hai 😒
Mohan:change iz the need of hour 😎
Kastur:u go to the couch 😡 warnaaa we will talk tomorrow
*Mohan ignores n sleeps on bed*
*in morning Mohan breakfast plate is full of dhokla,fafda,thepla etc etc
Mohan:wat is dis 😡
kastur:punishment 😳
Mohan:momzy 😭

Originally posted by: silky_harshad

Snippet:32
MohUr's suhaagraat
Mohan:mera bed bas ek insaan ko sula skta hai,aur wo hu main...u go to couch 😳
kastur:par main aapki dharampatni hoo 😭
Mohan:dekho mera ek hi funda hai,either my way or the highway 😎
Kastur:itni raat ko aap apni dharampatni ko highway par bhejenge 😭
Mohan:cut the melodrama,main kisi dharam aur uski patni ko nhi janta 😳
kastur:par muje bed pe sone ki adat hai 😒
Mohan:change iz the need of hour 😎
Kastur:u go to the couch 😡 warnaaa we will talk tomorrow
*Mohan ignores n sleeps on bed*
*in morning Mohan breakfast plate is full of dhokla,fafda,thepla etc etc
Mohan:wat is dis 😡
kastur:punishment 😳
Mohan:momzy 😭

hilarious one silky 🤣

👏 I cant stop laughing, that was great silky.

Originally posted by: harshu.sundas

🤣, wondr if it really happens wat will saroj do?????

Wah wah, kya baat hai...keep writing, perhaps CV's are reading & will include this😉

Snippet:33
*loan shark is holding Mohan's friend collar*
Loan shark:so wen,we r going 2 get our money bak 😡
Friend:y u trouble me only??u know i keep hiding in autos,taxis,slums all day 😭 n luk at Mohan,he lives wid his family,rescues gals,wears stylish clothes, n now he is getting engaged in a royal white sherwani 😭
*gun falls from loan shark's hand*
Loan shark(removes hat)OMG Mohan in white 😳
Friend:u r a girl!!! 😲 😲 😲
Loan shark:yesss dude!!! Ohhh Mohaaan 😳
Friend:ohh so dats y Mohan is enjoying so many liberties😡😡 i will tell ur boss dat ur a undercover dharampankhi 😡 😡
*he goes to the boss*
Friend:c is not ur bully 😡 c is a pankhiii...
loan shark's boss:😆 yea c is a pankhi...n y only c even I am a pankhi tooo...
*Mohan'sfriend faints*
Mohan:meri pankhis da jawaab nhi 😃

Silky..ROFLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRILLIANT 😆 😆

Wow...kahani mein twist...accha hai...😆

Snippet:34
aftr marriage, Mohan is doing his nite duty in a bar
kastur:Mohan jee,ye kya kr rhe hai,sharaab chod do😭
Mohan:nhi chodunga 😡sb khte hai ye chod do,woh chod do 😭 loan sharks piche pde toh friend ne kaha london chod do,maa ne kaha baap jee key rules chod do,😭baap jee ne kaha masal shop se khud ko jod do,2mhare ghar gaya toh baa ne kaha kastur ko chod do 😭 uske baad gundo se maine kaha "mujhe chod do,mujhe chod do"😭 maa ne fir kaha shaadi chor do😭 2mne kaha "mere pappha key paise chod do"baap jee ne kaha apna bussiness chod do,abhi 2m kh rhi ho,sharab chod do but janti ho mera dil kya khta hai 😒
Kastur:kya jee 😭
Mohan:ab agar kisi ne kaha ye chod do,woh chod do tohhh "uske hath pair tod do"😡😡😡