Hi friends,
A Scene sketched for ekta & co.....with atlest 1 film name in each dialogue.Mr.Dummy, so called Creative kth Writers(CKW) were having Nescafe in a nearby dhaba.
Mr.Dummy: Look at Kati Patang.
CKW: Looking at ur Chehra.
Mr.Dummy: Main Sunder Hoon Na...
CKW: Jhooth Bole Kauwa Kate...Waise tum sa nahi dekha....Aaina dekha hai..
Mr.Dummy: (embarrassed) Sshh.... Godmother is coming.
Ekta enters......(Background score, Baadab,....hoshiyaar....telly queen ekta padhar rahi hainnnnnnn...)
Ekta: Rajeev left kth but Kuch to hai. Kabhi khushi kabhi gam, yeh hai mere karam..
CKW: He had his own laksha & we had aitraaz on it. He behaved as if he was Hero No.1 & we were Coolie No.1. (they get angry)
Ekta: In newspaper interviews , it felt as Ali baba aur chalis chor against him...
Mr.Dummy: Don't Worry MAin hoon Na...
Ekta: I guess Kal Ho NA ho...So talk less to be an original Duplicate.
Mr.Dummy: Yes Boss!
Ekta: Rajeev & Akash ka kya kahena , Great in Time Bomb.
CKW: Hum Kissi Se Kam Nahi anyways its only weekly we r lucky.
Ekta: But its for 1hr, Paisa Vasool..
CKW: Dont think abt Badai miya but chote miya, meaning think abt Ravi rai not ketan mehta.
Ekta: Jo jeeta wohi sikander, let Kashish start.
CKW: It can be Muquaddar ka sikander, with Rajeev out of kth.
Mr.Dummy: Mujhe kuch kehana Hai..
Ekta: Speak fast before I make u gayab...
Mr.Dummy: I heard Kth has not got extension but I will work with u frm Qayamat se Qayamt tak.
Ekta: Hum Sath sath hain, thats why the extension was disapproved.
CKW: Filhaal ekta the paheli can be solved with Yaadein scenes of kth 2004.
Ekta: Kabhi kabhi I too feel u r dim witts. Next project for 11pm on the lines of darna mana hai is on.
CKW: Oh ! kalakaar kaun hai...
Ekta: PAdmashri Laloo prasad yadav....oops I mean Mr.Dummy, Amar
Upadhya, Rakshak sawhney.
Mr.Dumy jumps up & down with Khushi...
Ckw whisper to ekta, Why Dummy???Khalnayak chahiye..
Ekta: Dil chahta hai to throw them out, but promised them 1 role.
CKW: Give them role of Premagan I mean prem in KZK.
Ekta: Mein Prem ki Deewani hoon....by the way... u do writing not casting ....
CKW: Ok!! I have a Naam for the project. Kold & Keautiful..
Ekta: Its very original Ranjnigandha will sponser the project.
CKW: We r going for Monsoon Wedding, till then for kth u refer kzk script.
Ekta: Ok phir Milenge with kold & Keautiful.
CKW walks towards left lane , while ekta to right. Dummy wonders, Hope Amna quits kth soon, Ms .Dummy can come to be my humsuffer before kth ends.
Chalo friends the scene ends, chalte chalte, though my dil mange more, let ur peace of mind be intact & not become pieces of mind.
with luv
Bhoomi
ps.....again this is not meant 2 offend any1......its written by bhoomi frm yahoo grps.....ENJOY!😊