KaSh Heaven: Red Carpet - Page 1

Z: COME ON RI! You look fine, now shut up and let's go! We have to be out on the carpet in two minutes!
*Zaynoo and Riya walk out on the carpet, Riya is still fixing her makeup*
R: I'm so nervous Z, I have no clue how to host this!
Z: Look, take it from me, I've done LOADS of these, it's a piece of cake! I'm a professional Red Carpet host, you know?
R: Yeah, yeah, I know. You've told me tons of your imaginations where you hosted several Red Carpets and award shows.
Z:Yeah man, see? I'm following my dreams! GET IT? Get my joke? Like I'm following those imaginations'
R: *cuts Zaynoo off.* That's the lamest thing you've ever said.
Z: Yeah? Well you've said some pretty lame things in your life too, and WHO THE HECK made you my co-host? You're annoying me already!
R: SHUT UP, I feel like I'm more mature than you right now! FOCUS! We're on air in 2 seconds!
Z: Welcome one and all to KaSh Heaven and I-F's first ever 800 Appreciation Threads Awards Ceremony! I'm Zaynah--
R: and I'm Riya! We feel so privileged to be given the chance to host this honourable ceremony and we can't wait till everyone starts arriving for the main event!
Z: Ooh! A limo just pulled up! Our first person, let's see who it could be!
R: Oh my God, it's Sarah!
Z: She's coming this way, be cool Ri, be cool!
R: I can see that perfectly, Z. Just shut up & you start talking first. And aren't I supposed to be the nervous one since you're the "professional?
Z: I'm not nerv' Hey Saraaah!
Sarah: Zaynoo and Riya! *Hugs Z & R* You guys are hosting tonight? Finally! I've been waiting for you guys to host together! It's gonna be a riot now!
R: Yup, we are! And thank you so much! You look absolutely stunning tonight! We bet you have a special someone accompanying you, ehh? *wink wink*
Sarah: Well, I do have a date, but he-- *smirks at Zaynoo* hasn't arrived yet, we wanted to come in separately'don't ask why, you'll see later on! I'm heading in now, keep up the awesome job!
R: Well, guess we'll have to wait to find out who Sarah's special someone is! See you inside! Have fun!
Z: ahaaah. See you inside Sarah.
*Zaynoo glares at Sarah as she walks off & mumbles to herself*
R: YO, what's your problem Z? That was SUCH a sarcastic smile you passed at her, it looked so rude...
Z: That "HE" she was talking about was none other than KSG! The nerve of that girl! I'm gonna go after her! NO ONE absolutely NO ONE can call KSG their date when I'm around. *Starts to go after Sarah, but Riya holds her back*
R: Stop it yaar Zaynoo, chodo ye sab & focus.
Z: Everyone knows by now to lay off of KSG, he's MINE. Okay? MINE. Yaar, Sarah always tries to link me up with other celebrities'like Bruno Mars!
R: UGH! You and your illogical talks! We all know who he belongs to and it's NOT YOU, so shut up and just HOST. Look Swanz & Ramsha are coming! I thought Ramsha would come in to ruin a performance but nevermind..
Z: I say we scream BHOOT when Ramsha comes! You game?
R: You know it! They're coming near! 3..2..1..GO!
Z&R: BHOOT!
Ramsha: Start running, I'm serious.
*Ramsha lifts her dress to begin the chase*
Swancy: Shut up you freaks! *holds Ramsha back* Ramsha calm down man, they're pulling you're leg.
R: Thank you for always being the mature one Swanz, anyways, coming back to reality...wait, what are we doing here again?
*Zaynoo smacks Riya's arm*
Z: *whispers* we're hosting man, stop forgetting, no wonder we started off as MLFs (Memory Loss Friends)
R: *whispers back* Oh yeah..oh well, who cares...gotta live up to the name of MLFs!
Swancy: Can you guys stop talking to yourselves...and talk to us? Or can we PLEASE MOVE from here?
R: What's with your obsession of moving all the time? You can just go inside. It's that way! *points to the left*
*Ramsha & Swancy head in*
Z: I hope whoever comes next is fun.

Just then, three people come out of a limo and Riya & Zaynoo walk towards them.

R: Wow, three idio..
Z: Shush Ri; this is gonna be fun! And we have so much more people to come across anyway!

As the three KaShians are walking towards them, Rinki stops for her to be spoken to. Zaynoo & Riya walk past Rinki leaving her in shock.

R: *whispers* Ignore her, she talks a lot..she won't let us speak a word.
Z: Viruuu!
R: Heyya guys! You all look fabulous!
Rinki: *clearing throat*
R: So, how exciting is this for you guys?
Nori: I'm super nervous. That's all I can say!
Virina: I'm just waiting for the moment when I take away all the awards...they all sooo have my name written on it!
Z: Conceited much, Viru?
Virina: No, I call that optimism in Shona style!
Rinki: I'm going in! You guys are acting like I'm not here.
Z&R: See you soon Rinki!
Rinki: Oh finally you all noti--*mumbles off to herself*

Z: OMG look Mari Di & Tara Di are coming!
R: We'll see you guys soon! Please head in!

*Walking towards Tara & Mari*

Z: We should say...Welcome Back!
Mari & Tara: Thank youuu!
R: We're so glad you're back! We've all missed you so much!
*Mari and Tara smile*
Z: How does it feel to be back?
Mari: It feels awesome to be back! I've missed everyone so much, and I'm sorry I don't get to interact as much, but the memories are always with me, and I'd always love to keep coming back!
Tara: I agree with Mari! My Shonas are sooo sweet, who wouldn't want to come back and feel at home again? Whenever I'm here, they're always smiling, and I love that about them!
R: Well we're thrilled to have you guys back! You may head in, and have fun!
Mari: Thanks guys, and keep up the awesome job!
Tara: Keep 1'2'3'ting-ing Shonas!
Amna: OYE! RUK JAO!
*Everyone turns around to see Amna shouting*
Amna: MARIAM!
Mari: *mumbles* Oh shoot, it's Amna. Tara, can we walk a little faster?
Tara: Why do you wanna run from your..um wife? *laughs*
Amna: YOU FORGOT IT AGAIN. DIDN'T YOU?!
*Z&R stay rooted...with shock written all over their faces*
Mari: Umm..noo, It's in my purse...
Amna: YEAH RIGHT. I love the way you lie. *Marches towards Mari*
Mari: *mumbles to herself* Just gonna stand there and watch me burn..*looking at Tara, Riya & Zaynoo*
Z&R: Guys..you're quite lou--
Amna: *cuts Z&R* You two shut up and get lost from here. Mari, first you disappear without letting me..your WIFE know and secondly, you don't have the tickets even after a YEAR of our marriage?
Mari: Well--
Amna: HOW COULD YOU? *continues to ramble on*
Mari: Can I--
Amna: SHUT UP, let me speak, it's my turn now.
*Mari rolls her eyes*
Amna: DID YOU JUST ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME?
Tara: Cut it out both of you..anyways, what is this about? The honeymoon tickets?!
Amna: SEE MARIAM? Even TD knows me so well! And you..UGH. BLAH YOU! *storms off*
While Amna is heading in, she turns around and shouts: "You two there, you guys SUCK as hosts!...didn't even speak once..who the hell made you hosts?!"
Z: KaSh did! NOW WHAT? Bolti band?
R: Z, I don't think she heard that...cuz she has already gone in...
Z: Damn it, oh well, let's go receive the other guests!
R: TD & Mari Di, you guys can go in..sorry for all that chaos!

*As the event carried on, loads of smiling KaShians walked the glamorous red carpet and shared their excitement about the ceremony and brightened the atmosphere even more with their stunning attires!*

Z: This is so much fun! Wonder who's coming next!
R: Ohhh joy, Maham, Tani Di, and Tiha.
Z: Let's hand this hosting to someone else..
R: Why? Are you chicken? It's just Maham, Tani Di, and Tiha, they don't bite or anything...
Z: How about you interview them then?
R: Uhhh..no. Kidding, I love them really!
Z: I love them too, but Maham calls me a fool. ALL THE TIME.
R: You call people fools all the time so quit moaning.
Tiha: Riya! Tell Tani & Maham that's its NOT hard to understand me...they've been constantly saying how they can't understand a word I'm saying.
Tani: Yeh lo, phir shuru hogayi...
Maham: All I heard was my name & pani.
Tiha: TANI. NOT pani.
Z: Hahaha, sorry Tiha, but you laughed at my accent when you and Maham gave me lines in hindi to say, now it's my turn! PAY BACK SUCKS.
R: I can completely understand everyone here..the accent debate sucks..if you guys, I mean Tani Di & Maham, let Tiha speak..I'm sure you guys would understand but with you two, any third person does not stand a chance to say a word..forget a word, even a letter is impossible.
Z: Speaking of accents, I still don't get how Tani moved from Indian serials, to Korean Pop and is obsessed with Taec Khun now.
R: *whispers* nice way to change the topic and stop a war. *winks*
Tani: It's not that big of a deal, Zaynoo! *rolls her eyes* Haven't you ever heard subtitles?! Sheesh! There's subtitles on everything nowadays.
Z: True that but you would have to like juggle between the subtitles and the faces of people.
Maham: I came to KaSh Awards..not Korean Awards.
R: Yes, thank you Maham, no wonder you got the Most Diplomatic Member the last time we had awards.
Maham: Don't talk about that, talk about 800 Awards.
Z: *shocked* WHAT? I don't understand when to talk about what with you. Go inside already *huffs in rage*
Maham: Tumhe toh main baad mein dekh lungi ZayNooo! *heads in*
Z: *screams* WE SHALL SEE!
Tiha: Oh I better get that We Shall See award! I can't wait anymore..am going in! See you guys soon!
Tani: What language is she speaking? English or French? Ya phir Frenglish? Jo bhi ho, am going in..
R: Frenglish...*laughs* See you guys inside!
Z: Ab kaun hai hamara doosra target?
R: There's a white limo coming up, looks like there's gonna be more than one person!
Z: Ahaaan, it's Roz, Jenny and Nina!
R: The creativity field comes in! Well, missing a hell lot of people but yeah, still!
Z: Wow! Look at the fans roaring with screams! No surprise though, Jenny created Heaven, and Roz and Nina are two outstanding VM makers! Rozie, Jenz & Nina, come this way!
R: On this day, I take the opportunity to officially ask Roz about completing Morey Saiyyan in front of all the fans.
Roz: Why oh why is that always brought up as soon as I walk in.. & Zaynoo, I told you not to call me Rozie, I'm not old.
Jenny: Because you've left it incomplete since more than a year now.
Z: Aww hell naww, I like calling you Rozie. And you still haven't cooked for me.
Nina: Cook? Huh? I thought this was an awards ceremony!
Roz: Whatever, Z. There better be some good refreshments and appetizers when we get in. I'm hungry. And Jenz, I'll complete that, one day...don't ask me when. No further comments on that.
Jenny: Wow, that was such a celeb attitude.
Z: Nina, why the heck did you decide to come with these two?
Nina: I didn't decide...they decided for me.
R: Damn, you should have just came in alone, or with us.
Z: Anyways, why don't you guys head in, and have some refreshments, so Roz's stomach doesn't blow up because of hunger. Have fun inside guys!
R: Stomach blows up when it's too full Z, not when it's empty.
Z: No but..it also--
R: *cuts Z* Oh snap! Reeno's already here! And alone? Let's see what's up!
Z: Why is she alone man? *both walk up to Reeno*
R: Reenooo! Wow yaar, looking beautiful!
Z: And dude, where's Alisha? You guys are like always together!
Reeno: Hey guys! Thank you for the compliment and um...Alisha is working on the last set of requests!
Z: Bet she gets like 50 every time she opens her gallery!
R: She does, cuz' people flood to her shop the minute she opens!
Reeno: That is true...but forget Alisha, let's talk about me now!
R: Reeno, Red Carpet's almost coming to an end so we decided to have some fun starting from now--
Z: She means it's time for some mini games!
Reeno: Okay...like what? You're not going to embarass me on international TV, are you?
R: That completely depends on you!
Z: Exactly! So all you gotta do is, whoever comes in next, you have to act mad at them for coming in 'late'.
R: I'd laugh if KaSh come.
Reeno: Hey! That's mean!
Z: Tough luck, Reeno! If you don't play, you can't go in!
R: Oh it's not just one but two people you gotta be mad at cuz Nikki & Sehru are heading over this way!
Reeno: Awww damn!
Z: Muahahahahaha!
Nikki & Sehrish: Hellooo everybody!
R&Z: Hey Nikz and Sehru! Welcome to the--
Reeno: I'm gonna kick both of your asses for coming in so late! I mean have you looked at the time? How the hell can you be so late? Thank goodness you reached before the ceremony was over though.
Nikki: *confused* We still have half an hour left till the main ceremony.
Sehrish: Yeah exactly, why are you so mad, Reeno?!
Reeno: Ever heard of punctuality? You were supposed to be here like since the Red Carpet started but no, too busy trying to look perfect.
*Zaynoo bursts out laughing*
R: UGH ZAYNOO! You ruined it.
Reeno: AHH thank you for laughing! Sorry Sehrish & Nikki but these two forced me to be mad at you for coming in late when I myself arrived like 5 minutes ago!
Z: I couldn't hold it in any longer Ri, shut your face up.
R: You shut your mouth.
Sehrish: You guys suck at being hosts you know...you're supposed to talk to us, not argue with yourselves...
Z&R: WE KNOW.
R: You three should just go in! Just take yourselves away from our view.
Z: Exactly, just go..go in. Vaise bhi I like looking at nice things.
Nikki: WHAT? I'm calling security! Security? SECURTIY!?!?
R: That's not gonna work, suckers! Better luck next time!
Sehrish: Next time? There's no chance you'll get to host next time!
Nikki: We'll make sure of it!
Z&R: JUST LEAVE!
Z: You know what Ri? Let's just leave..there are more important people coming in..let's go and leave these 3 idiots here.
*Z&R start walking towards Vaishu & Veenu who have just arrived*
R: Veenu Di! *KaSh Jhappi*
Z: Ahhh Veenu Di! Finally someone sensible has come in! *KaSh Jhappi*
R: Swear everyone who came till now were all so--
Z: Wacked up!
R: Yup, that's it!
Z: So how have you been Veenu Di? I mean it's been a LOOONG time since we last spoke! How does it feel being back? And where were--
Vaish: Main bhi hoon yahan pe.
Z: Oh yeah, hey Vaish. Anyways Veenu Di, so where were you all this--
Vaish: CHOD ISKO. Talk to me too.
R: Vaishu!
Z: We KNOW you're fine Vaishu..we talk to you ALL THE TIME.
R: Yeah, so Veenu Di, we're so glad you're back..I mean it feels like centur--
Vaishu: I'm singing tonight!
Z: Oh that's cool Vaish, nothing surprising. Oh yeah Veenu di--
Vaish: LET HER SPEAK AT LEAST! Kya Veenu di Veenu di laga ke rakha hai ye dono ne!
Veenu: CALM DOWN PEOPLE. I'm overwhelmed at the fact that you guys wanna know so much about me but for now, I'll head in and we can talk after the event is over.
Z: Aww, okay Veenu Di, we'll see you inside! Oh yeah, you too Vaish.
Vaish: Tu toh baat bhi matt kar. Kaise jhelta hai tera hubby tujhe? Anyways, chal Veenu, andar chalte hai! Aur waise, Tum dono hosting kar rahe ho ya bak-bak?!
Z: Tu mere hubby pe matt ja Vaish, andar ja.
R: She already walked off Z.
Z: WHY DOES EVERYONE WALK OFF ON ME?
R: Cuz you don't ever stop your non-sense. God knows how I'm stuck with you.
Z: Don't be complaining, you know i'm the best co-host ever.
R: Umm..no, you aren't.
Z: How would you know? It's your first time.
R: I just know it.
Z: Yeah well shut up and walk ahead, let's see who's coming...man I hate repeating this line over and over!
R: It's G, SMA, Deep and Reemz!
Z: What? Where?
R: Up in the sky!
Z: *looks up*
R: *smacks Z in the head*
Z: OMGGG, The Gang. Has. Arrived. SOMEBODY HOLD ME.
R: What? No? I'm talking about G's group, not the gang...
Z: The gang's right behind G's group!
R: FORGET THESE FOUR. LET'S GO TO THE GANG!

*Z&R run past Garima, Shilpa, Deep & Reema leaving them to stare back at R&Z in shock*

Z: Sorry girls! Maybe the next event! *winks*
R: You all look amazing by the way! We'll talk to you inside!
Z: O M G.
Pankit: OMG nahi, DMG!
R: Shush Z, act calm. *Ri herself is breathless*
Z: Breathe, Ri..breathe.
Sunaina: Helloo girlss *confused*
*R&Z finally come back to world*
Z: Hey guys..sorry for those few seconds..we were in complete and utter shock.
R:..still are. *sighs*
Z: Welcome to KaSh Heaven 800 Threads Celebration..how is it to be here for yet another award function?
R: We believe this is your third KaSh Heaven awards ceremony that you're attending.
Drashti: I'm super excited! You guys are so much fun to be with and the awards ceremony is always so lively and full of excitement!
Shilpa: I agree! And wow, 800 threads is just..wow! *laughs*
Karan: Yes, you guys have been really loyal to KaSh and we can't thank you enough for that.
Z: Oh by the way, we really wanna thank you KaSh, for giving us this opportunity to host the Red Carpet!
R: And thank you to all you guys for agreeing to come here!
Muskaan: Most welcome guys!
Mayank: Always a pleasure. *smiles*
R: It's great to have you guys here once again..hope you guys have fun tonight!
Pankit: Definitely *smiles*
Z: Thank you so much for coming once again! Please head in that way!
*They all head inside*
R: I still can't believe we spoke to THEM.
Z: I know right..this is..as if we're living a dream.
R: It is! Ok we should also go inside now' It's about the time to start the award ceremony and the main guests are already here' Oohhh I'm soo excited! Z, what about you?
Z: Huh?
R: You didn't listen to what I said? What were you thinking? KSG is already here' Kiske khayalo mein khoyi huyi ho? Oh btw I'm shocked you didn't faint there and didn't even speak to him.
Z: I didn't speak to him 'cuz I didn't wanna faint right there but umm' I am trying to figure out why that rickshaw coming this way' *confused* It looks weird between the limos..
R: OMG!!! Isn?t that Zahra getting off from the rickshaw?
Z: Oh God! Yes' this is soo embarrassing! I don't want to face her right now!
R: Let's just pretend we never saw her and go inside'
Z: Yeah' waise bhi the main guests have arrive, so let's not waste our time here.