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Shobhana

@-Shobhu21-

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#201

Lizzy:

scented to sirf 20rs ki aati hai...🤣... Koi bhi sunega naa will go mad Liz...

Mera raja beta...heheeh Saroj must be damn happy that atleast koi ek to hai who understands the importance of...mujhe pasand nahi

Rakhi :

I can still see ur face.,... Now its fine if he sees her face now... but she shudnt see him when he is wth his dharampankhes...so he shud actually ask her to bring it more forward...🤣🤣🤣🤣

Haldi moong... haan actually naa Mohan shud say words like these... Baapji ko naye masale ke ideas bhi aa jaayenge...

Finally mene saare snippets pe commwnt karna sikh hi liya...

loved them guys...

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-Ramya-

@-Ramya-

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

#202

Originally posted by: Elizabeth Darcy
Snippet 41:

Kastur: Ek chutki sindhoor ki keemat aap kya jaano Mohan babu!
Mohan: Scented version toh sirf bees rupai ke thay
Kastur:

🤣🤣

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farhana

@Rakhie_08

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#203

Originally posted by: Elizabeth Darcy
Snippet 42:

Mohan:Can we cut the melodrama? Please?🤔
Bharat:Nahin kar sakthay!
Veena: Kabhi nahin, harghiz nahin, yeh toh hamari khadaani beemari hain!
Bharat:Melodrama hamare khoon mein hain!
Mohan:Yeah right, kalai kaatke dikhaao?🤢
Veena:Aur kyunki tum Kanti Bhai ka pota bhi ho, your melodrama quotient will be dugna!!
Saroj:Beta...
Mohan:Aisi harkatein...
...
...
...
...
*Everyone waits in bated breath*
Mohan:...mujhe pasand nahin🥱
Bharat and Veena:😃😃😃
Saroj *nazar uthaarofies*:Haiii mera raja beta!😃

🤣 🤣 🤣 Mujhe pasand nahin! Haha. Definitely his mummy's boy.

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SNIPPET 15

Kastur and Mohan at the zoo. Kastur takes out a banana for the monkeys and pushes it through the bars.

Mohan: Kastur, look the sign says "Do Not Feed The Animals".
Kastur: Toh? It wasn't the animals that put up the sign!
Mohan:

Edited by Rakhie_08 - 14 years ago

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#204

Disclaimer: Contrary to what Champion says here, Kastur was never, is never, and will never be a benji. I on the other hand, am a very big benji 😛

Snippet 43:

Mohan: Maana ki main Gujarati hoon, par iska matlab yeh toh nahi hain na, ki main apne maathe pe chandan se yeh likh doon ki main ek Gujarati hoon 🤔

Kastur: Baat main dam hain 😲

Mohan: 😲 Sach?

Kastur: 😃 Ek minute *returns with something in her hand*

Mohan: Yeh kya hai?

Kastur: Actually aap modern kism ke ladka hai na? Toh aapko chandan nahin suit karenge, modern ladkon ki tarah black marker se likho apne maathe pe!! 😃😃😃

Mohan: Main kaa karoon Ram mujhe benji milgayi

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 14 years ago

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farhana

@Rakhie_08

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#205

SNIPPET 16

The family are performing pooja. Mohan grabs Kasturs hand. Kastur looks like all her Diwali's have come at once. Like this 😃😃😃

Kastur: Oh Ji, you are holding my hand. You want to get romantic?

Mohan: Nahi. If I let go you'll start doing my arti again!

Kastur: 😕

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SNIPPET 17

Kastur lamenting over all those years she spent holding a candle for Mohan. Mohan being his ever gracious self and indulging in some self-loving!

Mohan: Vaise Kastur, it's not your fault babe. I'm just irresistable. You fell in love at first sight huh?

Kastur: I'm a fool. I should have looked twice!

Mohan: 🤔

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SNIPPET 18

After another of one of Mohan's antics, where he spent the entire night out with friends and then passed out drunk on somone's floor, he and Kastur have their usual argument.

Kastur: Hai Ram, yeh shaadi hai yeh koi yud??!

Mohan: No question about it, yeh yud hai. And I'm sleeping with the enemy! 😡

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Marvel-freak

@Marvel-freak

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#206

Lizzie and Rakhi 🤣🤣

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mishti_17

@mishti_17

Stunner

+ 7

Posted: 14 years ago

#207

🤣 Lizzy.. Scented version wala was epic.. 🤣

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-Ripal-

@-Ripal-

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#208

Originally posted by: Elizabeth Darcy
Disclaimer: Contrary to what Champion says here, Kastur was never, is never, and will never be a benji. I on the other hand, am a very big benji 😛

Snippet 43:

Mohan: Maana ki main Gujarati hoon, par iska matlab yeh toh nahi hain na, ki main apne maathe pe chandan se yeh likh doon ki main ek Gujarati hoon 🤔
Kastur: Baat main dam hain 😲
Mohan: 😲 Sach?
Kastur: 😃 Ek minute *returns with something in her hand*
Mohan: Yeh kya hai?
Kastur: Actually aap modern kism ke ladka hai na? Toh aapko chandan nahin suit karenge, modern ladkon ki tarah black marker se likho apne maathe pe!! 😃😃😃
Mohan: Main kaa karoon Ram mujhe benji milgayi

🤣 😆 damn funny me kyaa karu raam muje benjii mil gai 😆

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-Ripal-

@-Ripal-

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#209

Originally posted by: Rakhie_08

SNIPPET 16

The family are performing pooja. Mohan grabs Kasturs hand. Kastur looks like all her Diwali's have come at once. Like this 😃😃😃

Kastur: Oh Ji, you are holding my hand. You want to get romantic?
Mohan: Nahi. If I let go you'll start doing my arti again!
Kastur: 😕

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SNIPPET 17

Kastur lamenting over all those years she spent holding a candle for Mohan. Mohan being his ever gracious self and indulging in some self-loving!

Mohan: Vaise Kastur, it's not your fault babe. I'm just irresistable. You fell in love at first sight huh?
Kastur: I'm a fool. I should have looked twice!
Mohan: 🤔

*********************************************************************

SNIPPET 18

After another of one of Mohan's antics, where he spent the entire night out with friends and then passed out drunk on somone's floor, he and Kastur have their usual argument.

Kastur: Hai Ram, yeh shaadi hai yeh koi yud??!
Mohan: No question about it, yeh yud hai. And I'm sleeping with the enemy! 😡