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Posted: 13 years ago
Snippet 47:

*Narmada-vau and Saroj are discussing the latest chaal of a TV soap ki vamp, while Kastur and Mohan listen on. Mohan smirks and decides to tease an unsuspecting Kastur with his earlier-poor Hindi 😆*

Mohan: So vamp ne basically aag mein mirch daal diya 😕
Kastur: Ghee! 🥱
Mohan: Whaa?
Kastur: It's aag mein ghee dalna, ji, not mirch
Mohan: Won't mirch mein the aag hotter? 🤔 I mean seriously, I'm from the masala business, mirch makes EVERYTHING hot 😉
Kastur: The ghee makes the aag hotter ji. Yeh lijiye paani. And FYI, mirch and namak you apply on zakham!
Mohan: Okay let's get this straight. So it's zakhm mein mirch and aag mein paani...err, wait...that sounds wrong even to me
Kastur: 😲 AAG MEIN PAANI??
Mohan: No wait, zakham mein paani aur aag mein namak? 🤓
Kastur: Mohanji are you talking about suffocating the fire or making it hotter? 😡
Mohan: Oh, I know! Mirch mein aag aur paani mein namak 😎
Kastur:
Saroj *looks up*: Tum dono kya bak bak kar rahe thay? 🥱
Mohan: Nothing, Momzy, uss vamp ne toh Kastur ki dimaag kharaab kardi, bechari inki kya kasoor 😆
Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
@Rakhi...Omg I so agree...Baapji treats everyone same-to-same!! 🤣

@Silky: You know what, whenever Mohan and Baa meet for the first time I want their meeting to be something like this 😎
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Posted: 13 years ago

@ Lizzy, Mohan in your last snippet reminds me of Paresh Rawals character in Bhagban, where he was always getting his proverbs mixed up!
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Posted: 13 years ago
Paani me aag...
paani me namak...zahm me paani...
Is their any combination uve left out Liz ???
And the baa is so intelligent do do mohan dikh rahein hain...and she advices themt to get glasses...actually Dharampankhes ki prob hai...jitne bhi glasses pehenlo noo use...
Silky... Badi badi shehron me choti choti baat hoti hai...Baa aur HC i to bahut jamegi...after all both sallu da fans...
LOved them guys...
Aur silky mujhe treat kyun dena hai ???
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Posted: 13 years ago
Abe tu goldie ban gayi isiliye,stupid 🥳
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Posted: 13 years ago
Tu bhi jaldi ban jaa...
Haan haan treat de dungi...kya chahiye chocos ???
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Posted: 13 years ago
Have you left out any combination Lizzy!!!🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
lizzz
snippet 46 was the best one🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
too gud...too too gud...i swear, u can make an entire show with all these snippets...with harshad in the lead of course...
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Posted: 13 years ago
Snippet 48:

*Mohan and Kastur have been caught romancing in a corner by Baapji*

Baapji: imageimageimage Naalayk, gadhe, yeh tumhari dharampatni hain, premika nahin. 😡
Mohan: Par mein toh pati ka dharam hi nibhaa raha tha 😕
Baapji: Hamare zamaane mein...🥱
Mohan: Agar aapke zamaane mein yeh sab na hota toh phir I wouldn't have even been standing here okay? 😡
*Baapji leaves in a huff*
Kastur: Gaaliyaan sau, aur aadmi ek? Bahut naa insaafi hain re 😆
Mohan: Hilter Baapji pyaar ka dushman hai haii 🥱
Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 13 years ago

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