The DP Snippet Corner: New Snippet Pg 70! - Page 20

Originally posted by: Rakhie_08

SNIPPET 14


Mohan: Seriously Kastur, sometimes I wonder at you. The world has moved on in leaps and bounds. I mean we're genetically cloning sheep man! But you? You're still stuck in age old traditions, customs and rituals that have no place in the modern world.

Kastur: Yeh kya bakwas kar rahein hain aap?

Mohan: Exactly! That's what I'm saying na? Open your mind. Ride the wave of possibilities. Educate yourself in new things. Broaden your horizons.

Kastur: Eh Ji, I may not have a degree in 'bullcrap' like you, but mein itni bhi buddu nahi hoon. I'm a simple girl with simple ideas. For example in the words of well-known genius Stephen Hawkings "The mass of the sun curves space-time in such a way that although the earth follows a straight path in four dimensional space-time, it appears to move along in a circular orbit in three dimensional space"

Mohan 😕 😲 looking at her totally bewildered and clueless.

Kastur: Nahi samaji na? Now here's a piece of wisdom from me. Never ever try to cut your own hair! Bas. Simple.

Originally posted by: Elizabeth Darcy

Snippet 40:

Mohan: I was switching channels and suddenly got MTV and there I found the perfect song to dedicate to you 😃

Kastur: Is it Dekho Chand Aaya?

Mohan: Kastur it's 10 in the morning! 😕

Kastur: Acha...thank God. That should be my song to dedicate to you, you're the big Eid ka chaand around this house 😆 Then maybe it's Nazar Ke Saamne, Jigar Ke Paas! 😃

Mohan: Jigar comes near you only for half-an-hour at 7 pm, that too only on Star Plus 😛 Which thankfully we don't have a subscription to 😈

Kastur: 😒

Mohan: Actually...it was Tera Jhadoo Chal Gaya! 😃

Kastur: *looks at the jhadoo in her hand in shock*

Kastur: Mera jhadoo chal gaya

Mohan: Daud gaya, wifey dear, daud gaya! Aur mujhe bhi daudega! 😆

Kastur: Hmph 😡

Mohan: Now what did I say...