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Shobhana

@-Shobhu21-

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#121

Mohan ki maa... Aur mohan ki herogiri pasand nahi ???😆😆😆

Impossible

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#122

Thanks to Vandy, Nads and Megs for the Recliner Baba theory, which most of you will find HERE: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/tere-liye/1513096/recliner-baba-ki-jai-ho 🤣

Snippet 36:

*Mohan enters his bedroom the moment he returns home, and stops when he spots something*

Mohan: Uh oh...

Younger Brother: What is it, bro?

Mohan: This can't be good...they placed a recliner in my room 😡

Younger Brother: Oh Mummy did that the moment you left for UK. Boy was I jealous 🤣

Mohan: So THIS was why my Pankhas were chanting recliner baba ki jai ho 😲

Younger Brother: Bhai they have talking fans in the UK?? 😲😲

Mohan: Never mind that. This isn't gonna be good. Having a recliner in your room is NOT a good sign! 🤢

Younger Brother: 😕 But why?

Mohan: Haven't you watched enough of your quota of Hindi serials you hairy baboon? 😡 Only guys about to get married have recliners in their rooms. So that they can act idiotically chivalrous and give their supermahaan wives the bed. 🤢

Younger Brother: Bhai they have Hindi serials in the UK?? 😲😲

Mohan: 'Course they do, Curtain-Face Now do me a favour and bury me under the recliner, please.

Younger Brother: Bhai?

Mohan: What? 😡

Younger Brother: Would this be a good time to ask Kastur Bhabi to say recliner baba ki jai ho? 😃

Mohan: I have a pankha named Kastur Bhabi now?

Younger Brother: Kastur Bhabi has ceiling fans named after her too?

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 14 years ago

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Neha

@silky_harshad

Inactive

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#123

Snippet:5
Narmada vau:haiii main kya karu?kaise kru?kab karu🤢
Mohan:well i will help u😊.make a drink 4 me,put it in a glass n add ice cubes,n do it rite now.ok
Narmada vau:haiii devarjee!! I have severe headache 🤢
Mohan:then make one for urself too.it causes me a hangover,but it will surely help u in reducing ur hangover of bahanaas!!!

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Neha

@silky_harshad

Inactive

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#124

Well,that young bro shud read RB theory 🤣

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#125

Silky the Narmada-vau one HAS to be my favourite from all your snippets 🤣 Bahaana Hangover!! 😆 Btw check Snippet 36 I made changes to the ending 😆

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Shobhana

@-Shobhu21-

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#126

Kya RB theory hai... waah waah... Loved the RB theory...

Koi us chote bro ko samjao...

And bichari bhabhi...

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Neha

@silky_harshad

Inactive

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#127

kastur bhabhi have ceiling fans named after her!!!🤣 bechara mohan!🤣 🤣 lizzy u r gr8
*bows*

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sam123_0

@sam123_0

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#128

I had missed the last three...

"I married him"

"Mujhe pasand nahi"

"RB ki jai ho"

Too good Lizzy... I love Saroj even more now... 🤣.. first for Mujhe pasand nahi and next for arranging RB in Mohan's room 🤣

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#129

This snippet's actually a sequel to this one: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/45965289�, and this one: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/45897768�. Read the last one first and then the first one, in case you haven't already. These are Silky's hangover snippets, which I love immensely 🤣

Snippet 37:

*Mohan reclining on Recliner Baba, Kastur storms in*

Kastur: Mohanji!! 😡

Mohan: Am I having a nightmare or did the CVs really give YOU Baapji's Dukhi Aatma music right now 🤓

Kastur: What did Narmada Bhabhi ever do to you that you would treat her like this 😭

Mohan: Believe me, I was doing her, and the entire house, a HUUUGE favour. Haven't you noticed how nice and quiet the house has become? You guys owe me a Nobel Peace Prize.

Kastur: You hung her over too 😡😡

Mohan: If giving someone a hangover amounts to murder, wifey dear, then in Narmada Bhabhi's case I'd be committing euthanasia 😆

Kastur: 😲 My husband wants to commit FRATRICIDE!!! 😲 😲

Baapji: *appears out of nowhere and glares*

Kastur: ...Mera matlab hain bhratrghataka...maaf kijiye Baapji.

*Baapji leaves. Mohan looks left, then right, to make sure Baapji is nowhere in sight*

Mohan: The thing you said right now...that Prada whatever...was that one whole sentence? 😲

Kastur:

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-Ramya-

@-Ramya-

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

#130

My first try! (With Lizzie's help)😳

Snippet 1:

Kastur: *sings alone* Ghis Ghis Mit Jaun Re…
Mohan: 😲 Run run
Kastur: Kya hua Mohan ji!? 😲
Mohan: There's a snake around, I can hear the ghissing! 😕😕
Kastur: Oh mere Mohan!

*Mohan wonders 'why dint she add Ji at the end of my name'*🤔❓

Snippet 2:

Kastur: *walks by Mohan and in half sleep says* Jai Shree Viku
Mohan: 😲 What?!😲 Dont you dare to call me Viku! 😡 When Did I become Viku from Mohan 😳

First You were saying 'Jai Shri Krishna', Next 'Jai Shri Mohan'and now 'Jai Shree Viku'!🤢 How many naamkaran's you will do to me?! 🤓🤔

Viku is so 🤢