1)

^Am I the only one thinks that thingy is a mistletoe? If so, W*F. At college? :L Seriously, damn.
2)

^OMG. The baby is kicking.
3)

^This picture so doesn't look like me. -Fake smile-
4)

^Where the heck did the wind come from?! :O
5)

^LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
That's all I have got. It was reallly hard to get something funny.
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