funny exerpts of book 2!!

i ppl,here are some funny xerpts of book 2,they will make u laugh,plz read it!!😊

Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."

------------------------------------------ Harry learned quickly not to feel to sorry for the gnomes. He decided to just drop the first one just over the hedge, but the gnome, sensing weakness, sank his razor sharp teeth into Harry's finger and he had a hard job shaking it off until - "Wow, Harry - that must have been fifty feet!" ------------------------------------------ "You're alive," she said blankly to Harry.
"There's no need to sound so disappointed," he said grimly, wiping flecks of blood and slime off his glasses.
"Oh, well...I'd just been thinking...if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet," said Myrtle, blushing silver. ------------------------------------------ "'A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers,'" Ron read aloud off the back cover. "That sounds fascinating."
------------------------------------------ Hermione, however, clapped a hand to her forehead. "Harry -- I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!" And she sprinted away, up the stairs.
"What does she understand?" said Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from.
"Loads more than I do." said Ron, shaking his head.
"But why's she got to go to the library?"
"Because that's what Hermione does," said Ron, shrugging. "When in doubt, go to the library." ------------------------------------------ Warlock D. J. Prod of Didsbury says: "My wife used to sneer at my feeble charms, but one month into your fabulous Kwikspell course and I succeeded in turning her into a yak! Thank you, Kwikspell!"

thanx..i love the dialogue of fred and george 😛 😛

i luvvvvvvved it. 😆 thanks

😆 😆 😆 thanx shan i really loved the'heir of slytherin' one 😆 😆

Originally posted by: hazelgirl

thanx..i love the dialogue of fred and george 😛 😛

me too..

and even the myrtle thing.. blushing silver 😆 😆


thanks for those stuff shan 😃

fred n george are two awesum pieces of creation of god.... (we'll actually JKR)

I esp like Fred's "Give her hell from us, Peeves."

Tejas

Originally posted by: hazelgirl

thanx..i love the dialogue of fred and george 😛 😛

me too,glad u liked it!!