In Teja style'
Tu hoga re kahi ka Laadla..
D jaap hum suney.. aur celebrate koi aur karey..
(nods heads fervently)
On this special day.. at the stroke of midnight. .. he turns 20.. (his own words)...
woopie.. (Roshesh style)đĽł
All the Virani females in typical soap style..
Baa leading the gang.. thaali in hand sing away..
Ye to hain albela'
Is forum ka ek akela..
Kabhi positivity dekha'
Toh kabhi "being naughty" dekhaaa'
Paaji makes a face.. "arey ye kya laga rakha hain.."
looks around.. sees Jimmy- Nirali romance.. (shudders)..
on the other side Rajvi is being veerni with Viraj.. (he bangs his head)..
finally he turns around to get the shock of his life.. Sabina fluttering her eyelashes at th V-duo.. who are mooning from both sides (his blood now boiling)
he prays "koi mujhe is bhayanak situation se nikalo.. mujhe D jaap hi karna hain.." when the dark lord arrives.. snaps his evil fingers.. and wham..
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Paaji at a desolate train station.. narrates away..
Ek ladki thi deewani si
Ek ladke pe wo marti thi..
Nazre jhukake.. sharma ke..
Out of his trance.. wait a min.. this is my b'day.. I am the hero of this story.. I me and my D only..
*Narration change.. take2'clap 2*
Ladka Jawaan aur bahut khoobsurat hain
Jungle se guzarti hui train.. ladki khidki se bahar dekh rahi hain
Lahratein huyein ped.. asmaan pe panchi.. whistle pe whistle marti train.. tunnel se guzarti huyi..
breaks into a song and dance routine
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In typical filmy style.. D looks out the train.. jumps off it.. and runs in slow motion..
While Paaji in SRK ishtyle.. opens his hands.. anxiously waiting for the embrace and mooch mooches..
D is running and running and running.. But the marathon doesn't end..
Finally when she closes in Paaji closes his eyes.. to feel a tap on the shoulder.. and sees Dali pointing
Paaji turns to see D has passed him long back.. to run into the waiting arms of her Vaibhav-Ji..
He wonders aghast.. 'how is that' ye to mera dream hain.. aur main to positive sochta hoon..' only to hear the evil laugh of the dark lord..
"that's what I make you believe in my INCEPTION.. that its your dream.. that my young man is called a Masterstroke"
Paaji in awe does shashtaang pranam to IMV.. only to hear OMMM in the bg.. and CPs voice "tapolaap"
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Back in Vaibha Villa a 3 tier chocolate cake awaits paaji..
while V splashes the champagne..
D leads paaji to cut the cake.. Paaji cuts it..feeds the first bite to..
well of course IMV.. voicing out..
Shiv Sir this is for you.. and on my 20th b'day which coincides with the India's independence day.. I wish we finally get independence from the TRP tyranny.. and MB can respectably air with its essence intact..
All muktis scream in unison
'AMEN TO THAT'
Kabhi Neem Neem Kabhi Shahad Shahad
Love Friendship Dating and Relationships
Tum Se Tum Tak
Financial markets and global economy
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
