Dharmesh takes Riya to Rasika

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Posted: 14 years ago
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Dharmu and Riya visit Rasika to get some real tips to trap Manav.

Rasika- Are dharmu tum? Aur tumhare sath mein yeh chalti firti make up ki dukaan kaun hai?

Dharmesh- namaste aunty. Yeh riya hai. Meri friend

Rasika- abe 150 kilo ke tamatar..aunty hogi teri biwi..abhi to main jawan.. hun kamseen hun. Kaam ki baat karo. Tere jaisa kameena bina kaam ke kisi ke yahan aa hi nahi sakta

Dharmesh- Manav ko badnaam karna tha Riya ke sahare.. kuch success mil nahi rahi..aap kuch tips de deti to badi meherbani hoti

Rasika- yeh kal ki chhokri manav ko kya badnaam karegi? Mujhe kaha hota ..do min mein Manav ko nanga kar deti

Dharmesh-matlab?

Rasika- I literally mean it 😆

Riya- plz meri madad kariye na maam..

Rasika- aaj tak gul khilane mein kya experience hai tujhe?

Riya- 14 affairs kar chui hun..7 live in kar chuki hun..aur abhi dharmesh ke sath thodi thodi rangreliyan bhi chalu hain..

Rasika- sirf 14..ab tak kam se kam 150-200 ho jane chahiye the..tum aaj kal ki ladkiyan kisi kaam ki nahi..kam se kam 250 one night stands, 2-3 abortions na ho to kya ladki yaar...aur ab is petu dharmesh ke sath pata nahi kaise rangreliyan manane ka claim karti ho….itna bada pet jata kahan hai uska?

Riya- tabhi to aap ke paas aayi hun maam..plz help me..boliye main kya karun?

Rasika- Manav ka le lo

Riya- Oh God..office mein?

Rasika- main dil ki baat kar rahi thi baby..waise tum ne jo socha tha wo bhi zaroori hai 😆

Riya- par wo lene kahan deta hai..I mean dil lene ..archana uske dil-o-jigar mein chhayi hui hai na..

Rasika-bhad mein jaye wo pavitra ladki….tum aisa karo manav ke saamne minis mein aao

Riya-wo bhi try kar liya..

Rasika-micro minis mein aao..aur uske saamne achhi tarah se baitho..samajh rahi ho na? 😆

Riya- fir

Rasika-behosh hone ka natak karke manav ke seene pe gir pado..aur uske badan mein wo jadoo paida karo ki wo yehi chahe ki tum uske seene se hato na..

Riya- fir

Rasika- fir kya..wo tumhe jab bed pe leke sulayega..tab bhi uski kameez pakad ke rakho….wo jab jane ki koshish karo uska pakad lo 😆

Riya- Nahi…itni jaldi

Rasika-i mean usko pakad lo aur chhodo mat..waise tumne jo socha tha wo bhi zaroori hai 😆

Dharmesh- aur manav excitement mein pagal hoke hamla bol kar dega. Main pichhe se video shoot karta rahunga.

Rasika- shut up you fool. Riya fir tum behoshi mein bad bad shuru kar dena…mujhe thandi lag rahi hai..koi mujhe badan ki garmi do..nahi to main mar jaungi

Riya-Mumbai mein itni thandi kahan aayegi

Rasika- buddhu ladki..tumhe bimari ka natak karna padega..

Riya-fir bhi agar manav chala gaya to..

Rasika- to chullu bhar paani mein dub marna..apne aap ko ladki kehti hue tumhe sharm nahi aati..

Dharmesh- plan to jabardast bana hai..par proof kya rahega video shoot na karen to?

Rasika- proof to Riya ke pet mein palega..😆

Riya- nahiii..mujhe maa banna padega??

Dharmesh- kya solid idea hai

Rasika- (phone rings. Picks it up) kyun baar baar tang karte ho baby..amavas ki raat mein abhi deri hai..bola na tumhe..haan baba haan… manohar ko us raat main kahin aur bhej dungi..abhi rakhti hun..abhi kisi ko de rahi hun 😆..are suggestion de rahi hun u naughty boy!!!

Dharmesh-kaun tha?

Rasika- Are vishwas tha..har amavas ki raat usse hell se world mein aane ka mauka milta hai na..usi keliye advance booking kar raha tha.

The End…

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BhatSonu thumbnail
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Posted: 14 years ago
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yaaay sd bhai is back with a bang 🥳
darmu 150 kilo ka tamatar 🤣
too good sd bhai i cant stop myself from lauging
bechare vishy ko ab b rasika ke yaad aati hai 😉
all in all a fab.post ,enjoyed every single line of it
gr8 job 👍🏼
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Posted: 14 years ago
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very nice sd.😆..rasika would have trapped manav much easily han..😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Great SD ... have been missing you a lot ..The minute I saw the new article , I wanted you to do something on it..
You did great ...
Rasika is just too good ..Riya is nothing in front of her ..😆😆👏
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Posted: 14 years ago
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🤣🤣gr8 one SD bhai... 🤣
had missed ur posts...
Rasika n Dharmesh's jodi rock!!🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
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good one👍🏼🤣
Rassi and Dharmu jodi rocks🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
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🤣SD at his best...
she is the original vamp and has lot of tips to offer Riya😈
SD awesome as ever🤗
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Posted: 14 years ago
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good one SD 😆 aww my fav couple Vishy & Rassi, even death cant separate them 🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Good one SD👍🏼 I really loved reading your story. Riya, Dharmesh and Rasika would make a good duo, I wonder if Rasika has forgiven Dharmesh for that incident in the office.
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Great job👏😆

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