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Zaynoo : KaShalaam namaste KaShians!!! Aap sabka saagat hai apke apne KaShians se bana KaSh and KaShians ke radio channel 20.8 FM pe…
Riya : Z its swagaat not saagat…
Zaynoo : Yeah whatever… this is why I wanted to do this intro in English…
Riya : You know what? I am just gonna ignore your silly talks today otherwise the audience are gonna get bored.
Zaynoo : Don't know about anyone else but I am sure Ramsha has already started enjoying the show.
R ignoring Z : So KaShians do you guys know that today is a very special day?
Z : what a silly question… We just launched our own radio channel… of course it's a special day…
R : No Z… Its not like that. We decided to launch the channel today because it's a very special day. How come you don't remember?
Z: Hawww… Really? What is it? *excited*
R : Bata doon bata doon? *long pause* It's Zahra's birthday…
Z: Oh…*disappointed* That I know… But that's not that special…*rolling eyes*
R : *annoyed* Lets just ignore Z's irritating talks… So yeah I think most of you know it's Zahra's birthday today. We wanted her to be here today but she is busy with her birthday party… So we have invited some special guests… I hope Zahra will be happy as she loves them…
Z : Special guests? Why didn't u tell me before? I am your co-host… And I don't have any clue of what's going on…
R : You'll know in a while why I didn't tell you before…
Z : So who is it? Salman?
R : I said GUESTS Zaynoo… And no Salman is busy with Bodyguard's promotion so he couldn't be here…
Z : Umm… Shahid-Amrita?
R: Unfortunately no… Shahid is busy with Mausam's promotions and Amrita said she doesn't wanna come without Shahid…
Z : OMG OMG OMG!!! Is it KaSh?
R : How can you expect KaSh to be here after what Amna did to them on her birthday? And KaSh are Bollywood stars now… Their schedule is packed…
Z: Then who are they? *almost shouting*
R : Please welcome Zahra's all time favourite Maham and Tani Di…
Z : What??? They are special guests? I see their faces everyday…
R : I knew you were gonna react this way… Now you know the reason why I didn't tell you before? Hello Maham … Hi Tani Di… Welcome to our 20.8 FM…
Maham : Hi Riya…!!
Tani : Hi Baby…!!
Z : Helllooo… I am here too…* waving hands*
*3 of them ignoring Z*
R : So lemme explain the whole thing to you… We are inexperienced and this is our 1st show. But we have tried our best to be professional… As it's KaSh and KaShians' channel we should be talking about KaSh. But as it's Zahra's birthday we have decided to keep "Zahra" as the discussion topic… And we will be taking calls in between… I am sure people wanna wish Zahra on her birthday… So people who want to give their birthday messages or even if you just want to talk about her please call us at "208-KaSh-ians"…
Z : Are you serious? We are really going to dedicate our 1st show to Zahra? What is there to talk Zahra… I mean what is….
*Zaynoo couldn't finish her line Tani started singing*
Tani : *closing eyes* Hooo… Ek larki ko dekha toh aisa laga… Jaise khilta gulab… Jaise shayer ka khwab… Jaise ujhli keeraan… Jaise maan mein heeraan… Jaise chandni raat… Jaise narmi ki baat… Jaise mandir mein ho ek jalta diya…. Hooo….
Tani opened eyes… and realized everyone has put their fingers in the ears… Everyone removed their fingers…
Maham : Ho gaya tumhara? Maine kaha tha na… DON'T SING TODAY…
Zaynoo : Dude what was that?
Tani : I always sing that song to Zahra… she loves it… And you guys liked it… Just admit it… After all mera gaana sirf naseeb walo ko sunne mein milta hai…
Maham : Yeah right…
Riya : Guys can we please focus on the show?
Zaynoo : See… The topic should have been KaSh. These guys don't seem to be interested to talk about Zahra…
Riya : Maham and Tani Di… You guys have been really close to Zahra from the beginning… So please tell us about some of the secrets of Zahra…
Zaynoo : Thanx for ignoring me again Ri…
Riya : You're always welcome…*smile*
Maham : Well Zahra is lucky… She has an aunty… who keeps giving her gifts which are not suitable for her…
Z : Not suitable bole toh…
Maham : Like you know iPad… iTouch… Laptop… those stuffs… and Zahra is just a 6 years old kid… she doesn't know how to open it…
Tani : Yeah… she doesn't deserve all that… Aunty should give those devices to us… We are pro at using them…
*The phone rings*
Riya : Oh we have the 1st caller of the day… The caller id says it's Swancy… Lets pick up her phone… *answering the call* Hi Swanz!!! How are you… Have u topped up your phone? You need to reply to my text girl…
*Swancy gives her msg ignoring Riya*
Zahra.
OMG I don't know what to say yaar, I just want to wish you a Very Happy Birthday, you are such a special friend to me and have always been there for me when i was down. And i hope that I've done the same too, you are just a superb person and i wish you all the best and love for the future.
Today you are a day older, And even more wiser
You've always been the person who would know exactly what to do
You would always be there for anyone with a helping hand
And I know that you are one of the most genuine people out there
I love you loads, and I wish you all the love from the bottom of my hearts.
I just want to say that You are just an amazing Human being, and no words could describe just how much i adore you to bits. I always look up to you, because no matter what happens you always know the right thing to do, and thats the best thing about you, always being in control.
I love you Loads baby
And Happy Birthday Once again, I wish you all the love for today
Have a great day today, and just enjoy life to the fullest.
*hangs up*
Riya: Wow!!! That was… umm… Not nice.. No Hi shi… bas msg diya aur phn rakh diya as if we 4 dnt exist in da studio…
Zaynoo: Jaise ko taisa mila… parap parap… Kaisa maaza aya… parap parap…*singing*
Maham: Z pls don't sing in your American accent… Kaan dukhta hai…
Ri: Thank you Swanz for calling. You were supposed to get a prize for being the 1st caller… But as you were rude to me you are getting nothing now…
Z: Let me take the next call… Shayad tumhari awaz usko pasand nehi ayi…
R: *being sad* Tani Di… Maham shared a secret… What about you?
Tani: Umm Zahra's secret… Umm… *thinking* She is seriously silly… Like spongebob…:-?
Z: I love spongebob… Don't insult my spongebob comparing him with Zahra…
Riya was about to say something but the phone rings…
Z: I am gonna get it… Ooohhh… I'm lucky… It's Nori… *taking the phone* Hello Nori!!! Wassup?!
Happy Birthday Day to you
Happy Birthday Day to you
Happy Birthday Day to dearr
Umm (think) kiska bday hai aaj? :P yaad nahi ara
areyyy hannn yaad aya
KaShappy Birthdayy to my BD and our Dearest Zahruuu!!
You are one of the most lovable person i have ever met!! you are a sweetheart Muahhh!! Love to have u right here ALWAYS! Whenever i need some help, u r always der for me!! I really love u so muchhh Muahhh!! Wishing u all the success peace love and hapiness!! God Bless you! May ur all dreams and wish come true!! and May u get KaSh soon on onscreen & ROFL ;)Remember u asked my age on my bday :| now its ur turn muhaha tell me wats ur age:P and pleasee tell the truth :D =)) Dont 4gt to tell me hann?
Happy Birthday Once Again
God Bless you
Love you
Muahhhxxx
*Nori cuts the call*
Z: What? Again? Seriously? These people are sooo uncivilized…. Don't they have the minimum manners to say Hi and bye? *furious*
Tani: Wait… Isn't Nori Dr. Raj of KaSh Heaven? Why is she saying I love you to my Dr. Abhi? Was Dr. Raj Ga… *Riya starts shouting*
Ri: Tani Di… DON'T SAY THE WORD…
Tani: Ok ok I won't… But tell Nori Raj not to flirt with my Abhi… Abhi belongs to Nikki only…
Zaynoo: Wow Tani becoming possessive about Zahra all at a sudden…
Maham: she is just showing off… She doesn't love Zahra that much… she even refused to have Abhi-Nikki wedding on heaven…
Tani: Toh kya hua? Yes I did refuse to have the shaadi… But we are engaged… I mean Abhi and me… And I have noticed that people are trying to steal her away from me lately… But hellooo… All the people out there who are trying to steal my Zahra from me…. Lemme tell you guys… Zaha is mine… and always will be… *showing tongue*
Z: Why aren't you talking much Maham?
Maham: Because I don't wanna waste my energy on some boring person like Zahra…
Z: I love u Maham….
Tani: You know we are able to make fun of Zahra only because she is a nice girl… If she was someone like me na phir dekhte kya haalaat karti… Zahra is nice and stupid…
Z: yeah Z-Z is stupid…
Maham: Agreed…
Ri: Umm… what am I supposed to say? *phone rings again*
Z: Oh it's Amna… I am not gonna take her call… She is mean…
Maham: Me neither…
Tani: Can I ?
Ri: Sure if you want to…
*Tani picks up the phone*
Amna: Wishing u a very happy birthday zahra. I wish i could make u a bday sig but i cant cause of my stupid net. maybe i'll make u one when my net gets fixed? Anywho have an awesome day. Party hard wid ur 'aunty' .
Tani: Amna but Aunty really does exist…
Amna: How do you know? How can you be so sure that it's her aunty and not her boyfriend? Who talks to her aunty late at night?
Maham: It is her Aunty… I have talked to her…
Amna: No Maham… ASLI NAHI HAI…
Maham: Ahh Amna… not again… Not now please…
Zaynoo: Wow…!!! Amna didn't hang up on Tani…
Amna: Ugghhh… I didn't want to hear this girl's voice….*pissed* I hate Zaynoo and Riya…
Riya: Kyun maine kya kiya Amna?
Amna: Tumlog chor ho… I was supposed to be the host… You guys stole my position…
Zaynoo: What? We didn't…
Amna: Yes you did… behes maat karo…
*Amna and Zaynoo weer arguing when Maham cuts the call*
Maham: Sorry for the in convenience everyone… So as we were saying… *Amna's call again* Oh my God! It's Amna again… she is gonna kill me for cutting her call…
Tani: Don't pick it up.
Maham: I knew something like this is gonna happen… I guess we should finish the program before situation gets worse…
Riya: I am too scared to talk right now…
Zaynoo: I am in a very bad mood… I can't do the closing… sorry… Amna ruined my mood…
Maham: I am saving energy… Tani you do that…
Tani: I hope you guys enjoyed our first show… If you hated it I feel pity for you.. because we are gonna come back again someday… Yeh thi khabre ajtak… bhar mein jaiye kal tak… Now enjoy the song we chose for you…
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-zv2_YAb58[/YOUTUBE]
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