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Dushy on the trail, pays the money, Kesar comes to know about this large transaction. I guess he will suspect Dushy for swindling the money from the factory. Dushy as per JK's promise would not be able to take Raman's name.

Talli ko finally hum sab par taras aa gaya hai. She has put the lock on her past life. Gulaal's golden words echoed in her (empty) head. Now she is focussed on Kunaal. Ab becharey Kunaal ki kambakhti..🤢

At the start of the epi, when SD is briefing Gulaal about the varat, she says "jin ki godh khali rehti hai, unn ki godh bhar jaati hai' and at that moment a slight expression appears on her face, its a slight smile, her lips go wider and then become normal and she is imagining, or she is amused at this unique idea that without consummation she can have a baby thru this varat. something she may want to have, pata nahin, look for yourself..
Then Now Mr. down-to-earth-honest Kesar walks in first listens to what SD is telling Gulaal and then wants to tell the truth to SD about their DV. Gulaal intercepts him like a fighter aircraft, and takes him out. Once Gulaal agreed in front of the family that she will do as MotaBha said to hide this breaking of DV now why is Kesar asking her to tell SD the truth? He did same for 5 suhagans ritual.

Kesar was going smooth with her, but writers are in (jaldi karo, jaldi karo mode) Kesar's questions is 'ke ek ke baad ek bahana bannana padh raha hai'. Obviously jhoot ko chupaney ke liye aur jhoot toh bolne hi padhtey hain. Iss baat par bhi he is worried ke Gulaal par koi pressure toh nahin. Now Kesar wants to ensure universally that no one should make Gulaal do anything without her consent. He should add Gulaal (C) 2011 All rights of pressurizing reserved

If he is clear to what they have agreed in the family meeting he should not create any fuss over it. Technically it was never a marriage as such, it was a marriage of convenience. If this marriage is hoax what difference does it make for Gulaal to carry out other rituals just to keep SD happy and busy.

Koi toh baat kehlwani hoti hai writers ne. Why does Kesar think she is doing under pressure.
Again Gulaal (writer) will have some stupid justification to create a twist and says "kesar mein ye sab majboor ho ke nahin kar rahi, apna dharam maan ke kar rahi hoon.. (👏 Talian, Gulaal jaag gayee hai!!) Then she says in a very encouraging tone to Kesar whose jaw is hanging and touching the deck "jab tak apna ye rishta toottah nahin hai (WOW, she is talking like Rented patni), iss rishtey ki malyada ka paalan karna mera dharm hai..( 👏 Talian, Gulaal ka zameer bhi jaag gaya hai) and Kesar is looking at her in a disbelief (Probably Talli did not brief him about this aspect of love) and against all odds, what she has been denying for so long, she just says it in the flow, "mujhe ye mananey mein koi harj nahi hai ke iss DV ke tootnay tak mein teri patni hoon." Kesar is speechless and then mumbles infront of non-stop talking machine. He should have suggested some fringe benefits of being patni but he does not want to make her do it under pressure. But again she proves to him that she is doing it for the family. The same family she walked out on many times in the past.🥱

Then Kesar walks out and possibly he is thinking that for her own convenience she does not mind accepting the fact that she is his patni, all this time she has been rejecting the very thought about being Kesar's patni.
Ab bhi Kesar good boy bana rahey ga????

Our Miss Talli now wants to keep this varat for Kunaal. Good for her and him too.

Last scene:
Gulaal enters the room and Kesar is reviewing the build up in FBs after SD came and how she is handling them as a married couple and not aware of the DV breakup. I think there is a tinge of hurt in Kesar as Gulaal wants to pretend as her patni and considers that as her dharam for SD sake only and not his. With him she only wanted to be friends.
Among other FBs he also sees her suspecting Kesar for being nice so that at the end of 3 months she might change her mind and stay with him. That gave him enough material to question Gulaal. 😈
So he gets up and pulls her in his typical style and asks her 'kyun kar rahi hai tu yeh sab kuch? Why is she doing all this for the happiness of the family and gets nothing out of it. Gulaal is smart .. she does not want to answer that. (writers have no rationale for this either) and she says 'mere pass (aur mere writers ke pass bhI) tere in sawaloon ka jawab nahin hai.Kesar' because she is now undoing all her doings with the MotaBha and family and says 'mujhe bas itna pata hai, ke ye (Star) parivar hi mera sab kuch hai.(aaj ka script yehi keh raha hai) Iss (Star) parivaar ki khushion se zyada mere liye kuch maaine nahin rakhta. (😲Gulaal ki yaaddasht kaam nahin kar rahi.. )
Vakeel safai Kesar asks 'aur kuch dinon ke baad, kya hoga Gulaal jab tu iss ghar ko chod ke chali jaye' gi.. (Kesar is asking for Guarantee or Warranty?) Is he looking forward to a Service Level Agreement to keep the family happy once she is gone.

When she says 'Suchh kahoon toh ye sawal mein ne bhi apne aap se kayee bar poocha hai. Par koi jawab hi nahin milta'. (Has she been calling herself from her own cell phone?) Missed call marti hogi ya SMS? She might have spoken to herself but there is no one inside her.
In fact actual dialog is ''Suchh kahoon toh ye sawal mein ne bhi apne writers se kayee bar poocha hai. Par koi jawab hi nahin milta'. 🤪
Kesar is watching her back. Khayaal jo rakh raha hai. Bodyguard!!
then she hopes (like us viewers) kabhi kabhi anjaane mein chahti hoon ke kuch aisa ho jaye mujhe yahan se jana na padhey.

Kesar sees the opportunity and assumes that the iron was hot, its the right moment to hit. He raises hi phan like a snake with the right music in the background "Ye toh aik hi soorat mein mumkin hai Gulaal' But it was not the best of calls to be so direct, then adds "ke tujhey mujhse pyaar ho jaaye!!' Gulaal is so surprised that she turns around thrice to look at him properly. The first time she turns back, she does not believe Kesar said it, She turns around again and suspects that Kesar might have said that, and turns around for the 3rd time and in a disbelief uss ki ankhein bahir nikal aati hain. 😳
Woh keh rahi hain ke kuch aisa ho jaaye, ke mujhe jana na padhey aur Kesar sahib farma rahey hain ke tujhey mujh se pyaar ho jaaye.. Thats a sure shot suggestion for walking out of the house. But Kesar thought it would be a good (prize winning) idea. or he came up with a solution for Gulaal's problem.
It was more like scaring the hell out of her by yelling Booo!!!| from behind her. He should have handled more tactfully. In fact he should have given her few options without using the word pyaar::
1.Tumharey haath paon toot jayen
2. Tum Chotay Vasant ki amma ban jao
3. Dushyant se shadi kar lo
ya phir as last option
4. tumhe mujhse woh ho jaaye
She would have easily opted for the last one. Leikin Kesar phir Kesar hai. Talli ke baghair adhoora hai. No matter how he was behaving friendship / teri khushi but dil mein uss ki khwahish toh yehi hai ke Gulaal bhi mujh se pyaar karey.. hazaron khwaishein aisi...







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Dushy on the trail, pays the money, Kesar comes to know about this large transaction. I guess he will suspect Dushy for swindling the money from the factory. Dushy as per JK's promise would not be able to take Raman's name.


Talli ko finally hum sab par taras aa gaya hai. She has put the lock on her past life. Gulaal's golden words echoed in her (empty) head. Now she is focussed on Kunaal. Ab becharey Kunaal ki kambakhti..🤢...on the contrary he has bright career now...if anyone gets the biwi like talli then he becomes a good shayyar...example MG

At the start of the epi, when SD is briefing Gulaal about the varat, she says "jin ki godh khali rehti hai, unn ki godh bhar jaati hai' and at that moment a slight expression appears on her face, its a slight smile, her lips go wider and then become normal and she is imagining, or she is amused at this unique idea that without consummation she can have a baby thru this varat. something she may want to have, pata nahin, look for yourself.. gulaal is miraculous lady if she can produce water with her payyal y not baby through vrat...
Then Now Mr. down-to-earth-honest Kesar walks in first listens to what SD is telling Gulaal and then wants to tell the truth to SD about their DV. Gulaal intercepts him like a fighter aircraft, and takes him out. Once Gulaal agreed in front of the family that she will do as MotaBha said to hide this breaking of DV now why is Kesar asking her to tell SD the truth? He did same for 5 suhagans ritual. no fresh dialogues bechare writers kitna likhe

Kesar was going smooth with her, but writers are in (jaldi karo, jaldi karo mode) Kesar's questions is 'ke ek ke baad ek bahana bannana padh raha hai'. Obviously jhoot ko chupaney ke liye aur jhoot toh bolne hi padhtey hain. Iss baat par bhi he is worried ke Gulaal par koi pressure toh nahin. Now Kesar wants to ensure universally that no one should make Gulaal do anything without her consent. He should add Gulaal (C) 2011 All rights of pressurizing reserved excellent thought👏

If he is clear to what they have agreed in the family meeting he should not create any fuss over it. Technically it was never a marriage as such, it was a marriage of convenience. If this marriage is hoax what difference does it make for Gulaal to carry out other rituals just to keep SD happy and busy.

Koi toh baat kehlwani hoti hai writers ne. Why does Kesar think she is doing under pressure.
Again Gulaal (writer) will have some stupid justification to create a twist and says "kesar mein ye sab majboor ho ke nahin kar rahi, apna dharam maan ke kar rahi hoon.. (Clap Talian, Gulaal jaag gayee hai!!) Then she says in a very encouraging tone to Kesar whose jaw is hanging and touching the deck "jab tak apna ye rishta toottah nahin hai (WOW, she is talking like Rented patni) lol, iss rishtey ki malyada ka paalan karna mera dharm hai..( Clap Talian, Gulaal ka zameer bhi jaag gaya hai) and Kesar is looking at her in a disbelief (Probably Talli did not brief him about this aspect of love) and against all odds, what she has been denying for so long, she just says it in the flow, "mujhe ye mananey mein koi harj nahi hai ke iss DV ke tootnay tak mein teri patni hoon." Kesar is speechless and then mumbles infront of non-stop talking machine. He should have suggested some fringe benefits of being patni but he does not want to make her do it under pressure. But again she proves to him that she is doing it for the family. The same family she walked out on many times in the past.🥱
the vrat is for family...the marriage is for family...if there will be child than that too for family...no chii thoughts for kesar...

Then Kesar walks out and possibly he is thinking that for her own convenience she does not mind accepting the fact that she is his patni, all this time she has been rejecting the very thought about being Kesar's patni.
Ab bhi Kesar good boy bana rahey ga???? depends if he gets thappad he becomes a good boy if not will continue with his brattish attitude...

Our Miss Talli now wants to keep this varat for Kunaal. Good for her and him too. could she...

Last scene:
Gulaal enters the room and Kesar is reviewing the build up in FBs after SD came and how she is handling them as a married couple and not aware of the DV breakup. I think there is a tinge of hurt in Kesar as Gulaal wants to pretend as her patni and considers that as her dharam for SD sake only and not his. With him she only wanted to be friends.
Among other FBs he also sees her suspecting Kesar for being nice so that at the end of 3 months she might change her mind and stay with him. That gave him enough material to question Gulaal. 😈
So he gets up and pulls her in his typical style and asks her 'kyun kar rahi hai tu yeh sab kuch? Why is she doing all this for the happiness of the family and gets nothing out of it. Gulaal is smart .. she does not want to answer that. (writers have no rationale for this either) and she says 'mere pass (aur mere writers ke pass bhI) tere in sawaloon ka jawab nahin hai.Kesar' because she is now undoing all her doings with the MotaBha and family and says 'mujhe bas itna pata hai, ke ye (Star) parivar hi mera sab kuch hai.(aaj ka script yehi keh raha hai) Iss (Star) parivaar ki khushion se zyada mere liye kuch maaine nahin rakhta. (😲Gulaal ki yaaddasht kaam nahin kar rahi.. ) loved it mera bhi zameen par let kar hasne ka maan kar raha hai...but its a public forum i should behave properly😛
Vakeel safai Kesar asks 'aur kuch dinon ke baad, kya hoga Gulaal jab tu iss ghar ko chod ke chali jaye' gi.. (Kesar is asking for Guarantee or Warranty?) Is he looking forward to a Service Level Agreement to keep the family happy once she is gone.
ya for his sake too...who will serve breakfast clean his clothes his room...talli is also going naa
When she says 'Suchh kahoon toh ye sawal mein ne bhi apne aap se kayee bar poocha hai. Par koi jawab hi nahin milta'. (Has she been calling herself from her own cell phone?) Missed call marti hogi ya SMS? She might have spoken to herself but there is no one inside her.
In fact actual dialog is ''Suchh kahoon toh ye sawal mein ne bhi apne writers se kayee bar poocha hai. Par koi jawab hi nahin milta'. 🤪 writers u better come up with proper explaination u cant get away by smply giving a thappad to kesu...
Kesar is watching her back. Khayaal jo rakh raha hai. Bodyguard!! joro ka gulam
then she hopes (like us viewers) kabhi kabhi anjaane mein chahti hoon ke kuch aisa ho jaye mujhe yahan se jana na padhey.

Kesar sees the opportunity and assumes that the iron was hot, its the right moment to hit. He raises hi phan like a snake with the right music in the background "Ye toh aik hi soorat mein mumkin hai Gulaal' But it was not the best of calls to be so direct, then adds "ke tujhey mujhse pyaar ho jaaye!!' Gulaal is so surprised that she turns around thrice to look at him properly. The first time she turns back, she does not believe Kesar said it, She turns around again and suspects that Kesar might have said that, and turns around for the 3rd time and in a disbelief uss ki ankhein bahir nikal aati hain. 😳 hein hein hein...last night he palyed ludo and now he wanna play ghar ghar ishmart naa
Woh keh rahi hain ke kuch aisa ho jaaye, ke mujhe jana na padhey aur Kesar sahib farma rahey hain ke tujhey mujh se pyaar ho jaaye.. Thats a sure shot suggestion for walking out of the house. But Kesar thought it would be a good (prize winning) idea. or he came up with a solution for Gulaal's problem.
It was more like scaring the hell out of her by yelling Booo!!!| from behind her. He should have handled more tactfully. In fact he should have given her few options without using the word pyaar::
1.Tumharey haath paon toot jayen
2. Tum Chotay Vasant ki amma ban jao
3. Dushyant se shadi kar lo
ya phir as last option
4. tumhe mujhse woh ho jaaye
5. or she should demand alimony and ask to tranfer his 50 % shares in badi haveli to.her..problem solved legally ...and she can live in the house forever
She would have easily opted for the last one. Leikin Kesar phir Kesar hai. Talli ke baghair adhoora hai. No matter how he was behaving friendship / teri khushi but dil mein uss ki khwahish toh yehi hai ke Gulaal bhi mujh se pyaar karey.. hazaron khwaishein aisi...
Main aur meri tanhaai aksar yeh baatein karte hain
Tum hoti to kaisa hota, tum yeh kehti, tum voh kehti
Tum is baat pe hairaan hoti, tum us baat pe kitni hansti
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to vaisa hota
Main aur meri tanhaai aksar yeh baatein karte hain
Majboor yeh haalaat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi
Tanhaai ki ek raat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi
Kehne ko bahut kuch hai, magar kisse kahe hum
Kab tak yunhi khaamosh rahe aur sahe hum
Dil kehta hai duniya ki har ek rasm utha de Deevaar jo hum dono mein hai, aaj gira den
Kyoon dil mein sulagte rahe, logon ko bata de Haan humko mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai, mohabbat
Ab dil mein yehi baat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi






love the post excellent analysis👏
Edited by arti07 - 14 years ago
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OMG where is the super like button, i love this post🤣🤣star parivaar, copyright for pressure, guarantee or warranty🤣 🤣
looking forward to a Service Level Agreement to keep the family happy once she is gone.🤣🤣
When she says 'Suchh kahoon toh ye sawal mein ne bhi apne aap se kayee bar poocha hai. Par koi jawab hi nahin milta'. (Has she been calling herself from her own cell phone?) Missed call marti hogi ya SMS? She might have spoken to herself but there is no one inside her. 🤣🤣
🤣🤣thats all i can do, sorry not in a position to comment any further 🤣🤣
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OMG hillarious😆...yaar ye kya hai.😛.I will die laughing...🤣

excellent⭐️

chotu vasant ki amma...😆😆😆

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Slingshooter, loved reading your post, very satirical and hilariously funny at the same time. 🤣
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OMG..😲 😊 😃 😆 🤣...super hilarious post...🤣...thanks yaar...🤣...I can't hold my laugh...🤣


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Originally posted by: arti07

love the post excellent analysis👏

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superb and we we got another poet in the forum...welcome to the gulaal shayyari club!
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Originally posted by: arti07

superb and we we got another poet in the forum...welcome to the gulaal shayyari club!

Adaab Arz hai. I am inspired by Kunaal. (lag hi raha hoga!😳)


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Originally posted by: bioinfo


🤣🤣thats all i can do, sorry not in a position to comment any further 🤣🤣

Thanks. 😃

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