Or better still, get revenge in the most inscrutable way that will leave Pratigya stunned and reeling and you can be all smug and satisfied!😃😆 Ha, I suggest you use Pratigya, not alienate her. Get off that corner cot and gather together all the women in "The House of Illiterates" and politely ask Pratigya to teach you all to read and write. Wow, isn't this an original thought!!!👏👏
Just imagine how excited Pratigya will be and will immediately set up a whole school in the haveli, or what will now be referred to PBJ School for Uninitiated. I am sure you will pick up the three Rs in no time at all since you are so incredibly smart and full of bright ideas. 😛😆
Once you learn to read and write, send Komalia out to get you a laptop (a chapta one) and immediately sign on to India forums.com and then, wait for this, here comes the best part, make polite suggestions to the CVs on how to sideline the character of 'Pratigya" from the show altogether! The CVs really pay a lot of attentions to our suggestions.
Pratigya will not know what hit her and you will get your revenge!!!
Or failing that, how about plastic surgery for the scars on your arms? I hear Dr. Mark Sloan is oh so incredibly talented'.. Amma meets McSteamy?..😳😳😳. OMG!!!! I see whole new show here'.