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Sabhi soni soni kudiyon ko mera saadar pranaam... 🤗Aur jo nahi dikhte unko hello 😉
Maan to self:
Kiss ko chaahun woh main paaun
Pagalo ke dil ko jeet jaaun
chaand taaro ko na pakaaun
kuch nayee tarah se chhaaun
Bas itnaaa sa khwaab hai..
hooo...
Bas itnaaa sa khwaab haiii... 🤣
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DEEJAY'S PEEJAY CORNER:
Dedicated to all those who are fighting to bring some peace in this chaotic forum:
Fighting for peace is like consummating for virginity.🤣
*DISCLAIMER: JHELTE RAHO JHELTE RAHI MERE GHATIYA JOKES KO JHELTE RAHO, EK DIN MUJHE AAP SAB PAR TARAS ZAROOR AAYEGA
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😆😉😛
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Pleadings to CVs waali link ab bekaar aur purani ho gayi hai... yeh lijiye meri thodi kahaniya padiye 😛😛
EK NAYI SHURUAAT, FINALLY SUHAAG RAAT:
https://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1666101
A TRANQUIL STORM: (This one is on hold indefinitely 😆)
enjoy!!!
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MAAN AUR GEET KI KAHAANI - AAJ IS GAANE KI ZUBAANI
DOORDHWANI RADIO SE DEEJAY DHANNO KA FARZ HAI! KOI SUNE YA NA SUNE... BAJANA TO BANTA HI HAI BOSSS! 😆😆
[YOUTUBE]HTTP://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z78WylxFyYE[/YOUTUBE]
Chal mere bhai chal mere bhai
Chal mere bhai chal mere bhai
Dekh bhai dekh rahi ladki solah saal ki
Apun ki jodi bhi lagreli kamaal ki
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O sorry brother kya karoon bhai
Dil hai machal hi jaata hai
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TODAY'S TAKE
CUT TO SCENE 3:
Geet standing restlessly by the window, thinking deeply and looking perturbed, says "Maan, har baar jab mujhe aisa lagta hai, ki ab main aap ko puri tarah se samajh gayi hoon, tabhi aap kuch aisa kar dete hai, ki main puri tarah se hairaan ho jaati hoon. 😕 Phir main soch mein pad jaati hoon, ki iss MAAN SINGH KHURANA naam ki kitaab mein, aise kitne panne hai jo maine nahi padhe 😲?"
As if to ease her bewilderment, maan jumps in through the window ecstatic to unite with her lady love. Geet looks astonishingly. Maan returns the favor with an even stimulating stare back 😉 and utters - "Mere baare mein soch rahi thi?" "Jee nahi" Geet's perplexity now visibly turning into agitation. "Lekin mujhe itna pata chal gaya hai, ki aap ne issko apna pakka raasta bana liya hai 🤣 mere kamre mein aane ke liye 😆! Maan replies - "ab tumhare bhaiyo se dar lagta hai mujhe, issi liye yahaan se aana padta hai!🤪 " Geet now amused, responds - "Waise, itni raat ko aap kaun sa masla lekar aaye hai mere paas?
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Maan's face now drops. As if in sheer discontent, he utters "Meri bhi kya kismat hai! 😭 main aap se haal-e-dil bayaan karne aaya tha, aur aap ko masla lag raha hai😡?" Geet now evermore fascinated, responds - "Hey babaji! Kitna nautanki wala 🤣 pati diya hai aap ne mujhe 🤣? Ghalib ki dukaan. jab dekho tab shayrio par shayri marte rehte ho 🤣 Chaddo!" And starts to leave. Maan now concerned holds her hand to stop her. "Geet! Ghalib ki dukaan🤔!" And suddenly his tone changes to his seductive best. "Geet! Yeh saari koshishe na, tumhe sirf muskuraate dekhne ke liye hai! " "Acha jee? Toh aap itni raat gaye mujhe hasane ke liye aaye hai?" Geet mutters looking thoroughly entertained. Maan holds her by her arms now, getting closer to her, softly and gently speaking - "Nahiin, tumhe goodnight kehne aaya tha. 😍" Geet finally smiles genuinely. "Magar bonus mein mujhe, tumhari hasi mil gayi." He continues. Her smile now gets wider. "Is gareeb ki toh, chandi hi chandi ho gayee ji!😳" Maan now at his romantic and verbal best. Their eyes lock. "Good night" Geet reciprocates. Maahi continues. Wind blowing, music playing, deep gazes flying, romance elevating, and suddenly, geet interrupts. "Maan!" "Mujhe pata hai tum kya kahogi!" Maan now irritated at his abruptly broken trance! "Yahaan se chale jaaiye, beeji dekh legi, tejji aa jayega lucky aa jayega vagera vagera! Hmmph! Thik hai, Good night! Main jaa raha hoon." Maan mutters it all in one breath as geet continues staring at him in awe!
Maan starts to leave out of his aggravation. For the first time in days, we see Geet stopping maan by holding his wrist. 👏 "Maan!" He stops and stands there all puzzled as if awaiting for her to say, stay the night! "Ruk jaaiye, she says." Maan's expression now changes to relieved, pleased, and excited. Maahi some more! He turns around. eyelocks repeat even more intensively. They are about to hug... and scene changes to - MAAMMMEEEY JAASSSOOOSS!🤢
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