*Meg
puts on her reading glasses and sits down on the comfy chair with all
the kids [you guys] siting in front of her on the carpet*
Megs: Welcome to Nabila's Fantasy Academy children!
Here you can learn all about Twilight, Harry Potter, Maan Singh
Khurana, Christian Kane, and John Abraham! For breakfast we serve,
chocolate omelettes, for lunch, we have chocolate sandwiches and dinner
consists of chocolate pasta! And today in class, i will read to you a
story about the headmistress of this school, Nabila
Wants-to-be-Mrs-Khurana who once went to the Hogwash School for Wizcraft
and Blizzardly. Sit back and enjoy!
In Hogwash
School for Wizcraft and
Blizzardly, Nabila, the 19 something fashionista of Gryffindor (Also known as
the house for the brave, the kind and the absolutely stupendous) was busy.
Extremely busy. But not watching a movie, or say doing some dorm work. She was
busy watching the usually reserved Maan , also of her house, (And who had
looked like he would kill DumbellDore when he announced him in Slytherin'but
that's another story altogether) do Tai-chi. (Or whatever martial arts he was
into)
Those abs. She would never forget those glorious more
than a Greek God could ever give you washboard abs.
But just while she was watching him do the Tai and
the Chi, her hamster Christian Kane, who was more into female hamsters than hot
males in the Gryffindor house, got bored and decided it was time his mistress
met her crush once and for all. He slipped out of her nimble fingers and went
scurrying towards the blocks of ice Maan was in the process of destroying. (Or
rather melting into a puddle of water-an effect he also had on girls, no matter
which house they belonged to). Maan yelped in surprise as the sharp-toothed
hamster came towards him and landed up slipping on one of those puddles. Nabila
reached out to help him and their hands met.
Instant sparks flew. And they say water is not a good
conductor of electricity.
Christian Kane, satisfied that his work was done,
scurried off to the gardens of the school to meet his girlfriend Edwarda
Cullen. But that's a story for another day.
Maan immediately steadied himself and helped an
obviously weak-kneed Nabila steady herself too. He then furiously yelled, 'Maan
Singh Khurana ko aaj tak kisi ne nahi sambhaala hai!' Nabila jumped-literally.
His effect was more than that of a levitation charm.
'I'm sorry,' she stuttered. Of course, she didn't
want to stutter, but she was tactful enough to know that boys were more
inclined not to force you to commit hara-kiri if you stuttered. In fact they
liked stuttering girls.
'It's okay,' he said grudgingly. He couldn't help but
stare at her. She was pretty. In fact she reminded him a lot of his previous
girlfriend, Geet, back in Punjab, in India. He liked her. And plus, she
had done a lot of damage to his ego that day, more than the usual quota of
most.
'Hey you wanna go on a date tomorrow-to the Naintara
Inn for Witches and Wizards??' he said casually, looking here and there. She
gaped, and then stopped herself. 'Yeah sure,' she said. 'Well I have to do my
exercise now,' he said gruffly. He didn't ask me what I was doing watching
him shirtless. Good job girl! She told herself.
But on the day they were supposed to go, suddenly
Maan realized he had an exam on Runes. Damn you DumbellDore! He was only good
at lifting weights. Nabila was crawled up on the dorm room sofa now watching
DDLJ-the Sequel, in which Raj has to compete for Simran's affections with Ryan
Gosling and John Abraham-but that's a story for another day.
It was when suddenly a nervous looking fresher came
up with a box. It was full of chocolates. And a note too: Isn't it your
birthday tomorrow? Meet me while I'm in the gym?
Nabila smiled to herself. Her 20th was
going to be the most special one ever'
Definitely not the end!
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*Megs puts away her glasses and grins*
Megs: Kids,
Miss. NJ will be presenting a Tribute to our headmistress from
Bollycurry next! Let's all head to the gym and get ready for the
assembly.
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