**~~*Member of the Week-Samy74-*~~** - Page 4

Originally posted by: algebramulti

Hey Samy....i'm back w/questions 4 u....😛

Why do u like KS? It is jai walia

Name 3 gals from KS u like the most & Y? - All 3 sisters as they are different

Your Philosophy of life is.... Spread Happiness

Name 5 things that u always carry in ur purse: Lip gloss, phone, sunglassess, purse and hair clip

If you were given a chance to be in anyone[living or dead]in the world for 1hr, who would u be & Y? Kofi Anan or Mother thresea

what's the best remark u've ever gotten from n e in ur life? Charming

whats the hardest thing about being a mod? Being friends with ppl and than telling them off...😆

how come u never participate in discussion or post n e threads in KS section?[i would love to see wat u have to say about our topics, pls try to participate if u can...ive heard u r funny...i would like to see it for myself as well 😃]

I use to post alot but I tend to have taken a back seat now...

Rapid Fire:

SRK or Aamir: Srk

Kads or Karisma: Kads

Srk-Kads or Srk-Rani: Srk-Kads

Saif or Akshay Kumar: Saif

Preity or Ash: Priety

Saif-Preity or Preity-Srk: Saif and Priety

Abhishek B. or John A: Both

K3g or Dilwale Dulhania: DDLJ

Andaz Apna Apna or hera pheri: Hera pheri

John-bips or Kareena-shahid: John and bips

excerise or diet: diet

junk food or Nutrition food: junk

last but not least, SASURAL YA MAIKA😆[i hope u dont get in trouble for this] :

Both are important😉

Samy...its been very nice knowing u....u seem like a very warm & extremely friendly person...u've done a great job as mod...thanks for all of ur efforts n hard work...i appreciate everything u do for IF very much...thank u very much...and may God always have his blessings on u & ur family....wishing u all the best in life!take care n buh bye!

You are welcome thanks for taking time out to ask me qeustions..😛

p.s. pls keep in touch...enjoy!

❤️sara

Originally posted by: rm_apple

yippeee Mad cow aks pati collector is the BOW!! get ready to bring the roof down..😆

yeh rahi pahela sawal:

tum mere pati ka peecha kab chodoge? 😆 U leave him he is mine..tera pati dream on😆

did you go to the Zee carnival to meet DK? if not, why did you not go? 😛 I ditn becos if I went AN wouldnt have like dit very much...😆

if you were asked to choose between John and Atif who will it be? It had to be both...tough choice..One i like fo rhis voice ther other is his physical appreance..

do you like lambs or cows? lambs😆

why do they call you a mad cow? Becos I have cows as my friends..😆

why is the grass always greener on the other side? Well why dont u cows answer that....

who is your fav actor in KS? none is not an acceptable answer😕😕 Jai Walia

I will be away for sometime so will not be visiting IF for sometime.. 😃

Tumne pukaara aur hum chale aaye😉……Cow its your weekend tomorrow…so to keep you n your rusted brain busy…here are few googly😆…. I warned you not to take panga with me….but tum zaalim duniya….was adamant…what you sow, so shall you reap😃

No cheating and no copy paste…..jhoot bole kawa kaatein….abb bajegi teri ghanntiiiiiiiii

What did the fish say hit the side of his glass bowl at 50 miles per hour?

Voiceless it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless bites, Mouth less mutters. SO WHAT IS IT?

The pea broke and the robber got away. What am I?

I turn around once. What is out will not get in. I turn around again. What is in will not get out. What am I?

In a pond there are 10 fishes 1 of them dies, but the water level goes up how?

What did the salt say to the pepper?

The one who makes it doesn't need it
the one that buys it doesn't keep it
the one that sells it doesn't use it
the one that's using it never knows it being used; What am I?

How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?

Do you know what's wrong with political jokes?

To cross the water I'm the way,
For water I'm above;
I touch it not, and truth to say,
I neither swim nor move. What am I?

What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Why does X stand for a kiss?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Can you cry under water?
How is it that we put men on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV?
Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Why do we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why do thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
Does a clean house indicate there's a broken computer in it?
Do cows have calf muscles?
If a funeral procession happens at night, should people drive with their lights off?
Shouldn't it be, "Some things in moderation"?
Why are builders afraid to have a thirteenth floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
Aren't all generalizations false?
Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?
Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking?
Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
How can the weather be "hot as hell" one day and "cold as hell" another?
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbit's foot?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
Would a part-time bandleader be considered a semi-conductor?

Originally posted by: coolbuddy

Tumne pukaara aur hum chale aaye😉……Cow its your weekend tomorrow…so to keep you n your rusted brain busy…here are few googly😆…. I warned you not to take panga with me….but tum zaalim duniya….was adamant…what you sow, so shall you reap😃

No cheating and no copy paste…..jhoot bole kawa kaatein….abb bajegi teri ghanntiiiiiiiii

What did the fish say hit the side of his glass bowl at 50 miles per hour?

Voiceless it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless bites, Mouth less mutters. SO WHAT IS IT?

The pea broke and the robber got away. What am I?

I turn around once. What is out will not get in. I turn around again. What is in will not get out. What am I?

In a pond there are 10 fishes 1 of them dies, but the water level goes up how?

What did the salt say to the pepper?

The one who makes it doesn't need it
the one that buys it doesn't keep it
the one that sells it doesn't use it
the one that's using it never knows it being used; What am I?

How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?

Do you know what's wrong with political jokes?

To cross the water I'm the way,
For water I'm above;
I touch it not, and truth to say,
I neither swim nor move. What am I?

What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Why does X stand for a kiss?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Can you cry under water?
How is it that we put men on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV?
Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Why do we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why do thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
Does a clean house indicate there's a broken computer in it?
Do cows have calf muscles?
If a funeral procession happens at night, should people drive with their lights off?
Shouldn't it be, "Some things in moderation"?
Why are builders afraid to have a thirteenth floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
Aren't all generalizations false?
Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?
Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking?
Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
How can the weather be "hot as hell" one day and "cold as hell" another?
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbit's foot?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
Would a part-time bandleader be considered a semi-conductor?

Cow kahein ki kia sirf to copy and paste kar sakti hai...😆😆Meri billi mujhe hi muyon....

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? do the cows laugh in the 1^st place…..ya you would know as you are one yourself

Why does X stand for a kiss? Maybe it has to be censored that's why that "X"

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? Just want to prove their stand is right knowing that they are wrong

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If you are murdered by an assassin you will be considered assassinated…its more or less the same thing, just you have to be in a government profile .tera number bhot jaldi Sexy Cow mere haathon

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Money does grow on tree Cow, where do you get the paper to print currency. You tell me why an indoor or outdoor plant usually termed as Money Plant.

Can you cry under water? I can cry anywhere, why do I have to go underwater to cry….I am not a crocodile honey

How is it that we put men on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Priorities. Luggage is unimportant. Beating the communists at the cold war was important.

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? the court that is supposed to hear something, not the defendants.

Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV? TV is objective whereas movie is non-material. You cant be "on" plan but you can be included "In" a plan

Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round? Don't you get burger buns in UK who eats round meat in bread slice…of course a cow like you

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? I bet you didn't read this Q before posting.....its not ethical Cow

Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Putting in two cents means that you are giving it freely, and probably giving more than what is wanted.
Penny for your thoughts means the person is asking for your thoughts, but only wishes to purchase one penny's worth

Why do we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America? Maybe Presidents Job is not all that interesting

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour? Babies some how manage to find themselves refreshed with 10minutes sleep

Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Let me know when you can fold a round box..BTW you ancient Cow we are getting square pizzas now….hungry kya Dominoes kha

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Thanx to MT for this reply in KS 4rum & I taught someone how to copy n paste. Making dishwashing liquid with real lemons because the acid in it can take the grease and stuff of the plates easier than the fake stuff can. Drinking stuff with fake lemon juice is probably better for your stomach and intestines than the real stuff anyway.

Why do thaw and unthaw mean the same thing? There is no such word as "unthaw" u call it defrost or melt…..kaunsi ghatiya dictionary hai tere paas


Does a clean house indicate there's a broken computer in it? No. It signifies that the occupants aren't filthy lazy pigs. You might also notice that the clean house won't have any wheels attatched.

Do cows have calf muscles? A master cow like you must know its answer

If a funeral procession happens at night, should people drive with their lights off? No. The lights on provision is to keep the entire procession entact. Its an old law meant to respect the dead.
Shouldn't it be, "Some things in moderation"?

Why are builders afraid to have a thirteenth floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? Supersitions can be found in all areas of life

Aren't all generalizations false? Yup

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? there isn't much below the waist that could cause loss of life if it were hit with a bullet.

Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking? Yes when in their grave

Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted? No, they've just changed jobs.

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? No, it is meant to be used, they are stacked randomly

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead? Without pressing the button you wouldn't know if the batteries are dead

Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery? Psychic's aren't real , if so all psychics would be millionaires

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Coz he couldn't afford a razor…..jaakar Jane se pooch….me no Jane here

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? On the stage where else, aren't the audience part of the world

How can the weather be "hot as hell" one day and "cold as hell" another? Oh boy I am lucky Cow before I could answer these senseless Q's MT has solved my problem….. here you go Possibly because Hell has only two weather's to be enjoyed!

If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently? It has to do with the missiles shape not women shape


Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one? The terminology might have included the speakers and or cabinet that tv's used to come in.


Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? No they take tea breaks

Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one? Yeh kya why is your voice echoing….yeh Q itna pasand aaya ki you have repeated

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? No acts of God can be insured

What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbit's foot? That you abuse animals

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"? all are rushing at the same hour, hence leading to traffic jam

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? Touch wood I don't suffer from this😆

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? If you have such an appetite then the entire Cow fraternity must be having😆

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? what the heck is this😕

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? You can still shoot them with your camera😉

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Ask a meteorologist, he would not say twice as cold

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe? No they get footloose

Would a part-time bandleader be considered a semi-conductor? He's always a conductor when he's a conductor. A semi-conductor is a different thing altogether.

Samy😆

Hi Everyone

Samy,I would like to say that your answers were great and kept everyone entertained. I just want to say a big thankyou to you for all your answers and actively taking part in the member of the week post.

Samy It has been a pleasure to know more about you and we all wish you the very best and keep on posting and keep up your fantastic work...THANKYOUSamy74

All the best and always keep smiling..

IF Development Team