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Disclaimer: mujhe kal ka episode bohot hi pasand tha.. super loved it n this story is not to offend anyone who is gonna get offended by it and are gonna hummer me abt it.. in short, its not intentional!! toh maaf kardo!! 😳
Disclaimer Part two: This story is purely a fictional, sarcastic, ironic and riotous take on yesterday's episode. You will find dialogues directly taken out of the show but None of this story track is actually true. Please watch the episode if you want to follow the show and read this if you want to have a laugh. And I promise, you will laugh harder if you read this, AFTER you watch the episode!! 😉
Instructions: Some parts might require you to keep distance from anything sharp, hot/cold or wet, since you might randomly break into giggles, fall off your chair or be traumatized by my ..er..humor!! 😈
p.s.The italics are the dialogues. There are 7 parts up until now. Look for them 😉
Part1:
RPS knows he has a super kid on his hands..isliye arjun ko lekar haveli chala gaya.. but sirf arjun he super kid nahi..hum bhi jaante hai ke jai ne yahi jagah pick kiya tha apni shaadi ke liye.. tab kitna accha lag raha tha aur ab arjun ke flashback ko support karne ke liye isko itna tehes nehes kar diya.. yahi question arjun ko bhi suja, ke aapko yeh jagah ab kyu yaad aaya!!🤓 toh RPS ka jawab aaya..
"Arjun har cheez par se parda uthane ka ek sahi waqt hota hai. Pani me pehle se hi lehren uth rahi hon tab patthar phenkne se kya haasil hoga? Hulchul tabhi hoti hai jab tehre hue pani par patthar phenka jaaye!"
ye line sunkar Arjun ko toh kuch samajh nahi aaya, but hume bohot kuch samajh me aaya!! RPS ne abhi abhi wkend pe Hulchul movie dekhi hai.. aur unko uska remake banana hai... casting all the Ullus n Singus.. toh isliye woh climax ke liye ek set dhund rahe hain!! aur ek ek building aka pani, me patthar phenk ke research kar rahe hain!! 😉
but Arjun ko ye nahi karna tha.. he wanted to go soul-searching.. scratch that.. he wanted to go arohi-searching... 😃
toh RPS ne kaha, koi baat nahi.. "Ek baat humesha yaad rakhna Arjun, tum jo bhi karo, jahan bhi raho, humesha mere bete rahoge!!"
Arjun replied, "Sorry dad! Aapka sikka hi khota nikla dad!"
RPS thinks, "Shaayad tum jaante nahi Arjun par yahi duniya ka dastur hai. Khota sikka hi humesha laut ke aata hai, jaise tum aaoge!"
aur suddenly aasman me badal garje, bijli khadki, aur aksh ki bhavishyavani hui.. "RPS! tum sahi disha me jaa rahe ho. Tumhara yeh sikka khota ho ya khotta (daddi wala khotta).. yeh laut ke zarur tumhare paas aayega!! Kyunki, prarthna toh tum karte nahi, par planning zabardast ki hai tumne!! Aur tumhare raaz ke after-math me Arjun the teer (arrow), zarur apne tarkash me lautega!!"
Yeh jo ki bhavishyavani thi, aur RPS ke liye thi, magically sirf RPS ko sunayi diya.. Toh RPS sunkar bohot khush hue, aur wahan se jhatpat khisak liye!!😛
Phir Arjun ne mud kar ek aur baar haveli ke set ko dekha.. "kya mein theek kar raha hun.. aakhir Hulchul ka remake hai!!"..🤔 ..😕 .. "nah!! mein Arohi ke saath koi acchi si KJo wali remake bana ta hun!! us me atleast romantic gaane toh honge! vaise bhi hume song n dance ki bohot practice bhi hai!!"
Cut to Ullu Nagar!!
Arohi ne saare parivaar ko line me khada kiya tha aur khud kisi file me ghusi hui thi!!
Amrit: "Arohi, ye sab kya hai??"
Arohi: "Aapne bhale hi Arjun ko mere bday par invite na kiya ho, par mera husband aaye zarur the, aur yeh unke diye hue dher saare gifts."
Amrit: "Arre waah, damaad babu ne tujhe vaccum cleaner diya hai!!"
Arohi: "haan, aur mein uska sahi istemaal ab karne wali hun"
Amrit: "Kya matlab!?!"
Arohi: "Mein dikhati hun, " she walks around to where gauri is standing.. "Mein jaanti hun, chachi, aap ne jo bhi kiya, jaise bhi kiya, woh sab sirf isliye kiya kyunki aap ke dimaag me akal ki jagah vaccum bhara pada hai!! toh meine aur Arjun ne decide kiya ke vishwa-kalyan ke liye ye zaruri hai ke hum aapki madad karen!! toh mere bday ke bahane, Arjun yeh top of the line vaccum cleaner le aaye hain, aur mein isse aapke dimaag ki batti jalane wali hun!!"
Gauri: "Arohi, tum aisa nahi kar sakti!! Tum jaanti nahi, mujhe iss vaccum ki kitni zarurat hai!! Sirf mujhe hi nahi, iss ghar ko kitni zarurat hai!! Agar yeh vaccum tumne hata diya, aur uske jagah akal bhar di, toh hum log humara title song kaise gaayenge!!? Hum log iss kahani ko aage kaise badhayenge!!? Socho Arohi socho!!"
Arohi immediately flash back me chale jaati hai!!
Bday party ke baad, Arvind taya ji aur Arohi ke papa dono ek corner me baith ke kuch serious baat kar rahe the. Puch ne par dono ne bataya ke, ab jo ke Arohi ki shaadi aur divorce dono ho chuka tha, aur Arjun shareef convert ho raha tha, Chandigarh me police-walon aur lawyers ke liye koi kaam nahi bacha tha!! Upar se RPS bhi Hulchul ki remake bana raha tha. Toh isliye unhone decide kiya ke woh apne families ke history aur stories ko le kar ek movie banayenge!! Kyunki, ab iss dushmani ko aage badhane ka aur koi tareeka nahi tha inke paas!!
Toh the next day the ullu's were out and they noticed a long queue, so KSA, rajvir, sudhir and arvind went to the guard standing at the gate and asked him "yaha kya ho raha hai...why is there a long queue?!?!" Then the guard replied ''people are here to audition for karan johar's next upcoming venture'' . So the ullus decided why not give it a go and see if they can weave their way in to stardom...so they went inside and auditioned together!!
this is what they said::
''police officers ho kar, police officers nahi hai hum, kyunki humari akal hai kum' '😎
this impressed karan johar so much that he decided no need to see any more auditions as these people are perfect for the roles
so he casted them in his next upcoming movie titled 'Akal Ho Na Ho'😉
And they decide to start the PR for it!! There were gonna be posters every where:
Ladies and gentlemen watch for this latest blockbuster movie which will be hitting in a cinema near you!!
And they also got a title song to hit the promos:
har ghodi badal rahi hai rup, zindagi!! (for the late comers, ghodi = gauri 😛)
akele me kabhi, kabhi hai group, zindagi!!
har pal yahan.. jee bhar uddo!!
jo hai trauma, akal ho na ho!!
"Arohi!! Arooohi!!" Gauri's voice penetrated into Arohi's flashback n she came back abruptly to reel-ity!! She was completely flustered by the idea of the movies.. yeh sab ko movie bana ne ka kyun suj raha tha.. maayke me, sasural me.. sab ko suddenly stardom ka chaska lag gaya tha..
Tabhi Gauri ne Arohi ke khamoshi ka fayda uthaya aur kaha, "Arohi tum bhi toh acchi acting kar leti ho.. Yaad hai Jai ki shaadi mein tum aur Dhondz Arjun ko kitna jala rahe the!! Mere paas toh uski CD bhi hai, wait lemme show u"
Yeh keh kar Gauri gayi CD laane!! Aur Arohi gayi sidiyon pe baith ne!! Her head was spinning wid all these ideas!!
How could she resist!! Making a movie was an awesome idea.. but 'Akal Ho na Ho' bohot hi sad ho jayega 🤔 aur Hulchul remake thoda zyada hi comedy ho jaayega !! Tabhi usse idea aaya, ke bollywood kyun, banate hain koi hollywood-remake!! 😈
Arohi ke badle badle thoughts dekh kar, Rajvir bola
"Arohi, tum hamare saath aisa nahi kar sakti! Tum samjhti kyun nahi ho!! Tumhare bina hum movie kaise banayenge!! Aur hume tumhare sasural walon se atleast iss field me toh jita do!!"
Arohi: "Nahi chachu. iss baar na mein aapke side pe hun, na apne sasural walon ke. Mein aur Arjun tang aagaye hain iss roz roz ke khitpit se.. hum ab khitpit english mein karenge.. isliye decide kiya hai ke hollywood remake banayenge!!"
Sudhir: "Bakwas band karo Arohi, aur apne kamre mein jaao!!"
Arohi: "Calm down dad!! Aap aise kyu react kar rahe hain!! mein wahi kar rahi hun jo daddu ne hamesha se hume sikhaya hai. Daddu, aap hi ne sikhaya hai, Ke chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, Ahlu-Singu dushmani ko barkarar rakhna chahiye.. toh agar mein aap dono ke beech kisi ek ki side nahi le sakti, toh mujhe side me ho jana chahiye!! Aap log apni movies banao!! Mein aur Arjun, hollywood se kaam chala lenge!!"
Tauji: "Arohi, aisa mat karo! Hume chod ke mat jao!
Arohi: Kyu tauji, ab aapko kya problem hai!?!?
KSA: "kyunki hum ulluwaliyas hai, aur hollywood ke concepts mein jo ho na ho, akal zarur hota hai!! aur iss tarah akal ki baat karna, humare usulon ke khilaaf hai!!"
Tauji: "Aur ye Arjun, Mein usko dekh lunga.. pata nahi kya patti pada rakhi hai humari bacchi ko.. itne saalon tak toh acchi khaasi bevakuf bani thi!! Ab yeh akal ki baatein na jaane kahan se seekh aayi hai!!"
Itne me Gauri aa gayi aur usne Arohi ke hollywood wale saare plans sun liye!! toh immediately woh rajvir ko ideas dene lagi taaki woh Arohi ko rok le!!
Arohi: Chachu, aap jaante hain, gauri aap se ye sab sirf isliye karva rahi hai.. kyunki isko aapke hindi movie nahi, arjun ke saath hollywood-remake karna hai!!
Gauri: Shut up Arohi, yeh kya bakwas kar rahi ho!!
Arohi: Mere paas iska proof hai!! tum ne jo Arjun ko itne saare movies ke suggestions bheje the, woh saare mein dikha sakti hun!!
Gauri: "aap log iski baaton pe believe mat kijiye!! mein toh aapke hindi movie me hi interested hun.. dekhiye, mein toh humare saare home videos laayi hun, casting me help ho jayegi na!! yeh dekhiye.." and she pops a cd into the player!!
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
