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Waaaasssssuuuuuuuuuuuup Guys. I am back. How have you been. So much work just fell on me and it took another week.
I managed to catch some highlights online. It seems Skeletor has left with Confusion Queen for good. Man I never thought Skeletor could cry so much. He cried way more than Confusion Queen and you should have seen the look on Confusion Queen's face š¤£. Like No shit? Why is papa crying so much? Breaking up with Hardy? And God only knows how Gopal died. Even God is puzzled by the way things were shown here. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Such a tragic ending to the Laurel Hardy partnership. Sighhhhh. š
So Stiffness is now like a man on a mission eh? What an ass. Just a few days back he was crying like a baby for not getting enough attention from Confusion Queen. I actually caught a few scenes when they were parting. Both of them acted like if and only if the director had not asked them to break up like that they would still be very much together. Its the story damn it. You guys gotta get rid of each other. I was utterly confused. Why did Confusion Queen leave? Unless she wanted to create so much confusion !!!!
Whatever. So now Stiffness suddenly takes a 180 degree turn and decides to get a change over. From a lover who sucks thoroughly at loving he's decided to become a politician who sucks thoroughly at politics. No wonder he is an actor who thoroughly sucks at acting š¤£. Rarely (actually never) have I seen a politician with not even a hint of a smile on his/her face. Okay dude. You have decided to become a full time politician. Whats up with the long face?? Yeah, yeah I know Stiffness has a long face, but now his face looks really extra long. Like you go with that face to ask for votes, people will ask you "Who died?" He makes a face like that during campaigning, folks would think the election is already over, he got his ass handed to him and his deposit got summarily forfeited š¤£ Get some smileys from this forum if you cant get a better face.
And I know where Stiffness inherits his pathetic acting from. Who else but NNT. Look at him talking to Stiffness or Chander or Alka or even his wife. He speaks and acts as if he is discussing the sales forecasts for Nirma in the rural belt for the next quarter. He is pretty pathetic by himself. No expressions no emotions. Baap bete ko takkar de raha hai. The funniest scenes are between NNT and Stiffness. As if while exchanging sales and production numbers they are also practicing geometry by trying speak to each other at right angles. These two are the most hammed up actors in this story. Specially when he asks Chander to take the blame for Gopal's murder (WHAAAAT)? As if he wants the dealer inventory report by tomorrow morning on his desk. Atrocious !!!!!! š” How come these guys get such important roles nobody knows.
The only ones left to salvage this story are Alka and Chander. Not much can be said about Joan of Ar(ti)c. I think Joan of Ar(ti)c was in some horror show prior to this. I mean look at her. Almost all the time she makes a face as if all of us are in a haunted house and all of a sudden she breaks into a creepy smile as if she suddenly hit upon a plan to cut you up into 72 pieces. š² Run. She will give good competition to Stiffness. Instead of fighting the election they should just sit across the table and have a glaring competition at each other. And really stop dropping in on Chander like that without warning. Poor guy takes a loooooooooooot of time to get comfortable with Alka and she comes riding her horse to discuss stupid panchayat stuff. Get a life. Alka though seems to have mellowed down a wee bit. Otherwise all the time she was scolding everybody with her dialogs. "Papa, what the hell is going on?" "Abhishek why are you acting the goat?" "Chander, I love you." Oh well. She needs to stop scolding Chander a bit now. After all he looks to be in love finally. Otherwise we had no way of making that out by the way he acted. We had to take Alka's words for truth till now.
Ooooh well. Good to be back. Not so good to see Stiffness still stiffly around this story. I wonder if there had to be a pre-election night debate between Stiffness and Joan of Ar(ti)c what would happen besides the stares and glares. Joan of Ar(ti)c will practice voodoo while Stiffness will show his looooooooooong face at right angles. Damn. What a tragedy. Hopefully Chander and Alka can do some damage control. And please lock NNT up in a room with a TV. He can carry on watching the news or this show with his wry smile and we wont be bothered again by his hamming. So long folks till the next update. Have fun.
I managed to catch some highlights online. It seems Skeletor has left with Confusion Queen for good. Man I never thought Skeletor could cry so much. He cried way more than Confusion Queen and you should have seen the look on Confusion Queen's face š¤£. Like No shit? Why is papa crying so much? Breaking up with Hardy? And God only knows how Gopal died. Even God is puzzled by the way things were shown here. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Such a tragic ending to the Laurel Hardy partnership. Sighhhhh. š
So Stiffness is now like a man on a mission eh? What an ass. Just a few days back he was crying like a baby for not getting enough attention from Confusion Queen. I actually caught a few scenes when they were parting. Both of them acted like if and only if the director had not asked them to break up like that they would still be very much together. Its the story damn it. You guys gotta get rid of each other. I was utterly confused. Why did Confusion Queen leave? Unless she wanted to create so much confusion !!!!
Whatever. So now Stiffness suddenly takes a 180 degree turn and decides to get a change over. From a lover who sucks thoroughly at loving he's decided to become a politician who sucks thoroughly at politics. No wonder he is an actor who thoroughly sucks at acting š¤£. Rarely (actually never) have I seen a politician with not even a hint of a smile on his/her face. Okay dude. You have decided to become a full time politician. Whats up with the long face?? Yeah, yeah I know Stiffness has a long face, but now his face looks really extra long. Like you go with that face to ask for votes, people will ask you "Who died?" He makes a face like that during campaigning, folks would think the election is already over, he got his ass handed to him and his deposit got summarily forfeited š¤£ Get some smileys from this forum if you cant get a better face.
And I know where Stiffness inherits his pathetic acting from. Who else but NNT. Look at him talking to Stiffness or Chander or Alka or even his wife. He speaks and acts as if he is discussing the sales forecasts for Nirma in the rural belt for the next quarter. He is pretty pathetic by himself. No expressions no emotions. Baap bete ko takkar de raha hai. The funniest scenes are between NNT and Stiffness. As if while exchanging sales and production numbers they are also practicing geometry by trying speak to each other at right angles. These two are the most hammed up actors in this story. Specially when he asks Chander to take the blame for Gopal's murder (WHAAAAT)? As if he wants the dealer inventory report by tomorrow morning on his desk. Atrocious !!!!!! š” How come these guys get such important roles nobody knows.
The only ones left to salvage this story are Alka and Chander. Not much can be said about Joan of Ar(ti)c. I think Joan of Ar(ti)c was in some horror show prior to this. I mean look at her. Almost all the time she makes a face as if all of us are in a haunted house and all of a sudden she breaks into a creepy smile as if she suddenly hit upon a plan to cut you up into 72 pieces. š² Run. She will give good competition to Stiffness. Instead of fighting the election they should just sit across the table and have a glaring competition at each other. And really stop dropping in on Chander like that without warning. Poor guy takes a loooooooooooot of time to get comfortable with Alka and she comes riding her horse to discuss stupid panchayat stuff. Get a life. Alka though seems to have mellowed down a wee bit. Otherwise all the time she was scolding everybody with her dialogs. "Papa, what the hell is going on?" "Abhishek why are you acting the goat?" "Chander, I love you." Oh well. She needs to stop scolding Chander a bit now. After all he looks to be in love finally. Otherwise we had no way of making that out by the way he acted. We had to take Alka's words for truth till now.
Ooooh well. Good to be back. Not so good to see Stiffness still stiffly around this story. I wonder if there had to be a pre-election night debate between Stiffness and Joan of Ar(ti)c what would happen besides the stares and glares. Joan of Ar(ti)c will practice voodoo while Stiffness will show his looooooooooong face at right angles. Damn. What a tragedy. Hopefully Chander and Alka can do some damage control. And please lock NNT up in a room with a TV. He can carry on watching the news or this show with his wry smile and we wont be bothered again by his hamming. So long folks till the next update. Have fun.
Tum Se Tum Tak
Ganesh Kartikeya
