BREAKING NEWS! DMG season 3

The popular Show "Dill Mein Ghaas' is gearing up for its third season according to its producer Mr.Nitwit Shukla. While the news has made the loyal fans go mad with joy, the disloyal fans are crestfallen.

Miss Lovely, the ardent AR fan distributed mittayi & halwa to celebrate the coming back of Arju-Rampa saga . She told our reporter that finally her prayers got answered and now she can watch AR playing with Silky dupatta , falling on each other and sharing intense eye locks. Miss Rosy had tears in her eyes as she recalled how Arju used to sing about 'Ishq taking exams' while holding Rampa's dupatta.

Tinku demanded that they show a 1-hour special episode on AR marriage & a week long consummation since it will be the 'highlight' of the new season. Miss Munni meanwhile has demanded, not to include Sidhu in the new show.

But not all are happy with the news. SR fans are outraged that after making their poor noble Sidhu 'bali ka bakra', the PH is thinking about bringing back AR on their TV screen. "How dare they?!" screamed Khushboo. "They cheated us fans by making Rampa go back to Arju without showing SR consummation. Now they want to play with our feeling by showing AR romance??? Rampa is a characterless woman! She should rot in hell!"

Miss Rosy alleged that SR fans are 'jealous' of AR pure love. "Has Rampa ever said ILU to sidhu???All those hugs and eye locks with sidhu were done only coz of her farz.

Miss Bunty said that Arju is a 'horny' fellow lusting another man's wife.

Miss Muni retorted that Sidhu is a 'kutta' who 'raped' rampa by giving body heat. "Why did he remove clothes??Couldn't he splash hot water on her or put her in the fire?but noo.. He is such a disgusting fellow!He gift his wife a transparent lingerie so that he can enjoy seeing her body? Which husband does that??"

This lead to a heated argument where both fan groups competed with one another to abuse Arju, Rampa & Sidhu.

We tried to talk with Rampa who at the moment is busy conducting 'muqabla' to make people laugh. She told us that she would love to come back to sanjeevani where she could cry and run at the speed of 194kmh.

Meanwhile our reporter had a chat with Mr.Nitwit who said DMG season 3 would make fans very happy. When asked about the story line, Mr. Nitwit said, "We are yet to think about the storyline. But we assure the fans that the new season will have plenty of eye locks, passionate hugs, random basket ball matches, tent scenes, shower songs, dupatta falls & lifts. What more do they want?"

So will Rampa marry the third time ?? Will fans get the chance to see Arju completing his tent wala scene?? Will Rampa shed her confused avatar and remain loyal with Arju for ever??? We asked these questions to Nitwit who got annoyed and told us to tell fans to 'stop demanding for DMG 3' .

Looks like the producers themselves have no idea about what they want. No wonder the protagonist of their show is as confused as them.

JS

Originally posted by: blossom1234

OMG OMG my JS is back with a bang👏

this was hilarious

i rolled laughing🤣🤣

thank u thank u thank u so much🤗

Originally posted by: nikita_88

🤣Jhoota Singh nice to have you back in business!

No comments - such hard hitting facts only you can come out with leaving me speechless.

🤣🤣🤣 The end was a killer - Looks like the producers themselves have no idea about what they want. No wonder the protagonist of their show is as confused as them. 🤣

Its ok Rampa and Arju can come back it is a free way to abuse them - I mean how else am I meant to control my anger management 🤣

Originally posted by: DJ..

You are back with a bang ..............

I am sure Zee and Reshu will love this present

baaki ka comment baad mein 😳

Originally posted by: shamil

nikzyy🤗
actually I dont mind Dill mein ghaas back on my tv screen. I owe a lot to the rampa & the ridiculous storyline which made me develop my creativity.
yes, totaram is backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk😈