- Marijuana is bad
- Drinking bhang on Holi is just awesome, but it may leave you unable to provide 24/7 protection for your uptight wife, who is now open prey to other men in their bhang-induced stupor
- Guns are bad
- Do not overreact to minor incidents , say for example if the cable guy doesn't show up between 12 and 2pm , and you took the whole f'ing day off from work and now where the f%*& is he??? DO NOT chase him into mud pools for a fist fight.
- Do not provide easy access to guns for hot-headed highly passionate men; best not to have FULLY LOADED double-barrel shotguns hanging on walls like highly prized wall art
- And if you ever have the opportunity to come between two Thakurs fighting, with one aiming the above-mention weapon at the other, refrain from joining in. It only looks like fun. They actually fire the guns sometimes you know. Best to STAY AWAY!!! In fact run in opposite direction.
And how's this for a novel idea: CALL THE POLICE!!!😲😲😲
Strange how no one called the police to say a really hot guy (who btw badly needs a haircut) is chasing another man through town in his jammies, waving a rifle, calling out "you turd, you touched my wife and I will kill you." Mmmm, just a regular morning in Thakurland ?
Now Krishna, go home. have a shower and grab some food. You have been running on empty all day. Pratigya will be fine.