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Salaam|Namaste SGPians!

Welcome
to
Band Baaja Sushaan

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD3gRP7isC4[/YOUTUBE]

Hi...I am Ishika...ermm aka Harika..

and I am here to invite you all to the celebrations of Ishaan bhai's aur Suhana bhabi's first marriage anniversary

Like you all know,last year on 8th April 2010,my bholu Ishaan bhai,and my modern Suhana bhabhi tied their knot for a great married life ahead..lekin..poor Suhana bhabhi,fainted on seeing my bholu Ishaan bhai,

,and my bholu bhai became bholuer🤡..god what day that waswe almost got scared..but aal was well..and after some rukawat,Ishaan bhai and Suhana bhabhi had a so-so sucessful wedding!

But that day,I decided to celebrate their marriage anniversary,with great pomp and big celebrations...and sshhh...

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I have a plan to arrange for a re wedding of Ishaan bhai and Suhana bhabhi😉Matlab,mere bhai aur bhabhi,phir se karenge shaadi..and this time,
you all are invited🤗🤗🤗

Par...mujhse ye sab shaadi ki planning nahi hota..I just cant do it😭isliye...I have called the much in demand wedding binness planners in Delhi,Bittoo Shounak and Shwetha Kakkar😳
I think they have almost reached.😳.ek baar phir dial karta hoon..
*takes out her mobile*

..she dials..Bittoo and Shwetha's joint mobile number..9988420420..

Shwetha:Hello Harika..arre we have almost reached...while entering Chawri Bazaar,Shounak zoomed in with his bike and the mud in the raasta fell on your neighbour who is calling herself beautiful bubbly ki beautiful mummy😕..and she has caught hold of Shounak's collar and is not leaving him untill he takes her to a parlour😭

Harika:Arre,toh tell Shounak to appreciate Manju Aunty by saying,she looks like Katrina Kaif,she will leave him instantly😆come fast yaar.

Shwetha:OK..chalo..will be there soon..

5 minutes later...

In comes Shwetha,drums roll to welcome her..

and then,a voice is overheard...Oye Bajao ji Bajao..aa gaya is kahaani ka hero😎,Bittoo Shounak..
*in comes Bittoo with fake herogiri*

suddenly,the drums break*dhadam*😕

Shounak:aila,mere aate hi,drums broke?😡😡😭

Shwetha:ab aisa herogiri dikhaoge,toh aisa hi hoga na😆

Harika:Arre..chup karo...dont fight for heaven's sake...with great difficulty,I have assembled all crazy SGPians here
*by promising them to give ek laddoo ke saath dusra free*🤣

Shwetha:Achcha..toh kaho..Kya kar sakte hai hum aap ke liye Harika?Whose wedding do we need to plan?

Harika:Mere bhai Ishaan aur bhabhi Suhana ke liye😛It has to be grand OK!..I dont want any mistakes...chalo main tumhe advance de deti hoon..now the whole burden is in urs and Bittoo's hands...chalo..mujhe ab jaana hai shopping ke liye..byee..the responsibility of all the paagal SGPians are yours!Bye!
*Harika leaves with Suhana for shopping*

Shwetha and Shounak in a fix..They see 10000 SGPians staring at them with 20000 eyes..

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Shounak:Shwetha,they look scary*gulp*😕😕

Shwetha:Chup kar..shh..arre my dear SGPians...I know what you are waiting for...
So let me tell you what we have planned for you and your entire family a mamoth celebration this week😃
This week we will celebrate Ishaan and Suhana's first marriage anniversary..by arranging a RE wedding for them😉We will conduct Haldi,Mehendi,Sangeet and the final Shaadi for Sushaan..and this time...YOU ALL ARE INVITED!...

Shounak:Yes!and we need your full support and participation..
No Participation=No Free Ladoos

*hears all SGPians say..YES WE WILL PARTICIPATE!Anything...for LADOOS!*

Shwetha:And you guys can make sigs,dedicate shayaris or poems to your favourite Sushaan and also indulge in many games which are coming your way😉all this week!!So dont ever think of missing the action..

*Shounak suddenly sees an angry vipra cooking in the Kashyap courtyard*

Vipra:Abe bhootni ke!😡Mar rahi hun main iss aag mein..My cooking will never end!!

Shounak:Excuse me madam...why are you so angry?😕

Vipra:Arre kya kahun..subah se mare jaa rahi hoon khana banate hue..aur abhi kitna kuch baaki hai..workers kam hai...I am very angry at my co workers..

Shounak:Shaant balike shaantI guess you are the caterer whom Shwetha has fixed for SuShaan's wedding,isnt it?

Vipra:Ji haan..I am the owner of 'Vipra Caterers-We Feed Delhi'..😳achcha bhai suniye...I think oven mein cook kiya hua tandoori chicken pade hain,can you pls keep the plate of tandoori chicken in the table?😳

*On hearing the name of Tandoori Chicken,Shounak goes mad..*

Shounak takes the plate on his hand..:Koi dekh to nahi raha hai na..Chalo..let me have one or two pieces and then keep the plate later..ek do khaunga toh kiska kya jayega

*Shounak grabs the plate of Tandoori Chicken and runs away*

On the other hand,Shwetha is greeted by the Kashyaps..She is seated with Badi Ma and co...and having tea with them...and Inder and Elesh starts playing antakshari...and fun continues...

BUT......

While the Kashyaps are enjoying the antaskshari in Delhi,someone from Canada and California has their eyes on Ishaan and Suhana..and have vouched to make SuShaan's wedding unsuccessful...
Suhana and Ishaan's life are at risk...

Who are they?And what is their plan?

To find out,scroll down to the next post..

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*Scene cuts to Canada from Delhi*

Seen in a huge mansion

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A huge guy,sitting on a huge chair...like a king..with his chief and other team mates

*In comes Armaan*

Armaan:Sir,here is the plan...we have to execute this perfectly,otherwise we can get busted and arrested..🤔

Suddenly..there is a storm..wind blows..the lights of the mansion goes red..kyun?😕Kyunki yeh is kahani ke villain ka entry hai!😆

*people in the background cheer...long live Rubalwa,long live Rubalwa*

Rubalwa:yeh Suhana mujhko dede Thakur!😈My plan is set!I will be kidnapping Suhana on her wedding night..and then she will be MINE!
*goes mad..🤪🤪🤪*

Armaan:par sir,wouldnt it be better if you dress up as Ishaan and sit in the mandap?Your face will be hidden in the sehera..so no one will recognize you*pulls up collars*😎

Rubalwa:Dude!W*H?Are you from kekta Mai's camp.😆.ohh sorry..Kekta mai's 'K'amp?👎🏼Its so predictable yaar..We will surely get caught!!😡😡

Armaan:Oops..Sorry Sir!Theek hai...jaisi aap ki marzi!

Rubalwa:Rubal khush hua!!!Now no one can stop me from getting my love Suhana...Suhana will only be MINE!!
*Rubal takes out a bottle of coke..drinks it..and out of madness..does the BRRRR...dance and goes away*

*Armaan gives a devilish grin*

Armaan talks to himself like K-soaps ke vamps-Ek baar Suhana kidnap ho jaaye,then we will see whether Suhana becomes Suhana Dhillon or Suhana Shergill😈Rubalwa..main toh nahi doonga tujhe Suhana..she was,is and shall forever be just MINE!HeHeHaHaHa!!

*Armaan too drinks a Coke shot and goes BRRRR...*

*Rubalwa enters dining hall..sitting beside him in the dining table is Rubalwa's grandmom TanuAmma....TanuAmma knows what Rubalwa is upto..she says...

TanuAmma:Rubal Bitua...please..SuShaan ko chod do...Ragini ko chod do..she is only for my Armu😳😳

Rubalwa-Oye!Sun budhiya!!😡😡😡No Armu and all..Suhana/Ragini sirf meri hai,sirf meri!!!Use mujhse koi nahi cheen sakta!!!😡😡

TanuAmma:Rubal bitua..kidnapping is a crime...would I like if anyone tells that I am a dadi of a kidnapper?😭😭

Rubalwa:Stalking too is a time isnt it?huh.😈..would you like if someone tells that em the grandson of a stalker!!!😡😡

TanuAmma-Haila!Tujhe kaise pata chala?😕..Kisne bataya tujhe huh??Zaroor its Shounak who has exposed my stalking abilities...Use toh main nahin chodunga!!😡😡

*TanuAmma packs her bags to leave for Delhi to teach her partner in stalking Bittoo Shounak a lesson*

Scene cuts to California from Canada..in Crysind aka Febs house

Laxmi di:Febs...khana thanda ho raha hai...eat it fast..😡

Febs di:Comin' didi...just 5 minutes..

After 5 minutes...

Laxmi di:This girl will never change..I only have to go to her room with the food

*Laxmi di takes appam stew and goes to Febs room*

Suddenly,Laxmi di hears Febs di having a conversation with a suspicious person

Febs di to the stranger:Hello,yeah..Ishaan is only mine!!No one has the right over Ishaan as much as I do.😳😳.I will break Ishaan and Suhana's marriage..😡😡.I have an idea.😉..I will go to Delhi...dress up as Suhana,and sit in the mandap..and get married to Ishaan☺️☺️☺️..Ghoonghat ke adh mein koi nahi pehchanega..and I will also get my dilbar😳Then Ishaan will only be MINE!*typical Kekta Mai style*😆

*The appam stew tray drops from Laxmi di's hands..she is shocked!😲*

Laxmi di:WHAT?No Febs!!You cant do this!!!Dare you touch my SuShaan!😡😡I will hand you over to CBI!😡😡

Febs di:huh..Chal hat didi!.😡😡.You will only be able to call the CBI when u will roam free.😈..hehehahahaha*grins*

Laxmi di:Matlab?😕😕

*Febs di jumps,takes a rope..and ties Laxmi di to a chair*..YAY!Ab Ishaan mera hoga sirrff mera!!!..
*She too takes a coke can and goes BRRRR...*

*Laxmi di,now tied all alone in Febs room*

*struggling for 15 minutes..she finally gets hold of the phone..and calls CBI and tells them to follow Febs DI*

Wait!!CBI here..isnt Central Bureau of Investigation..nah!!

Here,CBI means..the Central Blooper Investigation!!!

This CBI is headed by two blooper queens

Sub Inspector Renu and Sub Inspector Sheema.

Inka kaam...har jagah blooper dhoondna...and based on these bloopers..they make the ends of the story meet..and solve every crime!!!😉

*tring tring tring*

Renu di:Halllooooooo!!!!Kaun hai???

Laxmi di:I am laxmi...please save my SuShaan..WOh khatre mein hai...My sister is planning to eliminate Suhana and marry Ishaan!😭😭😭Please save them...pleaseeeeeeee!!!

*Laxmi di keeps the phone*

Renu di:Hey Sheema ji..finally...ek case mil gayaab Ragini ke haathon ke nail paint discussion se freedom!!WE HAVE GOT A CASE!!!!

Sheema di:Sach!!!😲😲OMG..Itne dinon tak hum sirf Ragz ke nakunonko rangte hue dekh gaye..😭.lets pull up our socks and help in stopping Delhi from getting painted red by the criminals!!

Renu di:Par Sheema ji,humein toh Inspector Saab Sinha ji se permission lena padega😕

Sheema di:Toh Le Le na!!Phone karo!!

*Renu di rings Sinha sir..Sinha ji picks up the phone*

Renu di:Hello..Sinha Sir?😳

Sinha ji:Breathe in,Breathe out...Breathe in,Breathe out.....
*just visualize thats Sinha ji*😆

Renu di:WHAT?😕😕

Sinha ji:Arre..sorry Renu..actually I was engrossed in doing Baba Ramdev's kapalbhati😆

Renu di:Ohh..btw Sinha sir..ek emergency case hai..humein jald Delhi jaana hai...can you please spare 5 mins and listen to the case?😲

Sinha ji:Sorry renu..I am in yoga mode now...I will be back after a while..till then I am ress😃

Renu di:Halloo..beep..haila..phone kaat diya?😡He is always ress!!!IHe is the reason behind reservation problems in India!!😡😡

Sheema di:Koi gal nahin...Lets take charge on our own handsand nab those criminals behind my SuShaan😡

Renu di:Exactly...goli maaro reservation ko!!😡Lets go!!!

*Renu di and Sheema di..lands up in Chawri Bazaar..Charlies Angels ishtyle😆

..and they dress up as gharaatis(Suhana ke door ki chachi aur mausi)😆to investigate the whole case...

*Suddenly Renu di hears Ishaan shouting out with joy*

Ishaan:Badi Ma,hamare anniversary pe meri Sona is coming back from USA!!

*Renu di shudders*

Renu di:Kya???SONA!!!!Is baar toh us kalmuhi ko nahi chodoongi...maar dalungi SONA ko!!!

Sheema di:Hey bhagwan Renu!We have come here to catch culprits,not become one!!😆😆

Renu di:Just close your eyes and remember how Sona tortured us!!😭😭
😭
*Sheema di closes her eyes..she shivers too*

Sheema di:Uff!!Yaad mat dilao..Theek hai...lets do one thing...let me plan a trap to catch Rubalwa and Febs..while ou plan a trap to eliminate Sona forever.😈

Renu di:Done,Dona Done!!!

Sheema di and Renu di..too gets hold of a coke and goes BRRRR...

*They both go away to plan*

In Chawri Bazaar again..

*Enters Leo Lewis-The choreographer for sangeet*

Leo:C'mon people..stand in a line for the auditions...I want people who excel in modern contemporrary dance..chalo chalo..lets get going..show your dance ki SHAKTI!😆😉

*A girl pushes everyone in the line to grab spotlight...hey..thats dramebaaz Feefi!!!*

Feefi:I want to show my jalwa.🤪.please muche select karlo..i want to give a chummeshwari perfromance...*and she starts dancing bhangra*

Leo:hmphh.🤔.Feefi..I want some contemporary dance..not bhangra..better luck next time..😳

Feefi:uff ho...Sangeet mein bhi contemporary?😕No better luck next time.😡😡..u have to choose me..otherwise I will call the media!!..Media kahan hai..call the medias call the medias..😡😡😡😡😡😡

Leo:oops..i forgot..she is the drama queen of SGP forum na?😕Kisse panga le liya?😭😭

*while Leo is trying to cool Feefi down,there enters a girl in Michael Jackson get up*

*she moonwalks into Chawri Bazaar..in the background,song plays.."Who let the dogs out?Woof Woof Woof*

Leo and Feefi:Ab yeh namuna kaun hai?😕

the girl says:I am not a namuna.👎🏼.I am mjtruelegend!😎

Feefi:Haila..Sheemu di!!!How r u???Kitne dino baad.😛😛😛.

Sheemu di:I know..I was busy taking care of my dogs you know😳

Feefi:

Sheemu di:

Feefi:

Sheemu di:
Feefi:

Sheemu di:

Leo:Hey bhagwan..This is the side effects of SGP forum's BBC!till they do their usual blah blah blah,lemme get out of this drama...😆

*Leo escapes*

*While Feefi and Sheemu di are busy chit chatting,chori chori chupke chupke,a guy walks past them..hey..thats Tejesh for you all*

*Suddenly,Tejesh is stopped by..lots of..woof woof woof*

Tejesh:Arent they Hitler's dogs from the dog house?😡Its time,I teach Sheemu a lesson😈I shall set all the dogs free..hehehahahaha...

*tejesh sets all the dogs free...the dogs run away..helter skelter...and chases everyone..tejesh escapes*

*The dogs starts chasing Inder,Elesh,Feefi and Ishaan..*

Feefi:OMG!!mummmaaaaaa..doggies...helpppppppppp..

runnnnnnnnnnnn

Sheemu di:Who let my hard earned dogs out??Wapas aa jaoooo..pleaseeeeeeeee

Sheemu di starts running behind the dogs..

*Meanwhile,in one corner of Chawri Bazaar,Bittoo Shounak is still busy hogging Tandoori Chicken*

*suddenly..one of Sheemu's dogs comes in and grabs the tandoori piece from Shounak and runs away*

Shounak:MummmaaaaaaaMera Tandoori!!!!!!!!!

*Shwetha Kakkar comes running seeing Bittoo cry*

Shwetha:What happened?Tu to kyun raha hai??

Shounak:Kutta Tandoori leke bhaag gaya

Shwetha:Dont worry Shounak..I will give you loads of Tandoori...lekin usee pehle humein office jakar is wedding ko plan karna hai..now get up fast

Shwetha:OK Ladies and Gentlemen...so as you have seen..there is so much hullabaloo and tamasha going on over SuShaan's wedding...there might be questiuons arising in your mind like...

Will Rubalwa be successful in kidnapping Suhana?

Will febs di be successful in marrying Ishaan?

Will Laxmi di be able to save SuShaan with Sheema di?

WIll TanuAmma be sucessful in teaching Shounak a lesson?

Will Harika be successful in organizing a perfect wedding for her bhai and bhabhi?

Will Renu di be sucessful in murdering Sona?

Kya hum karenge renu di ka Sona Khoon Maaf?

Will Sheemu di be successful in knowing who let her dogs out?

and the BIGGEST question...

When will this bakwaas storyline with wierd twists and turns have a THE END?🤣😡

Arre bhai,to know the answers to this question,you will have to Join Band Baaja SuShaan!Kya kaha?How to join?😲

Bitto Shounak shall explain in the next post...

so scroll down....

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Shounak:So my paagal SGPians..jo khate peete,sote jaagte thinks only about SGP.😆.all that you have to do to know the answers to these questions is by joining in...

We shall begin the celebrations..choosing to be a part of..Gharaatis..and Baaratis..So you can choose to be a Gharati and be on the Bajpais side..or choose to be a Baarati and be on Kashyaps side...Once you post which team you wanna join,i will update it here😳

#1-Renu di
#2-netri
#3-Sheema di
#4-Tanu di
#5-Harika
#6-Feefi
#7-Farkina
v/s

#1-Keenu
#2-Aneesha
#3-Shwetha
#4-Sheema di
#5-Fathima di
#6-Manjushree
#6-Lekha

DOGAATHI!

*woof woof woof*

This is for those who are confined to Sheemu di's DOG House!

#1-Tejesh

From 5th April,Harika and Shwetha shall conduct many games between the Gharaatis and the Baaratis,Vipra Caterers shall serve some lip smacking snacks,Leo will teach you all some latke jhatke for sangeet.😆.while the Achchai aur Buraai ka Takkar story continues every day...

Programme Schedule

Here is the Porgamme Schedule for Band Baaja SuShaan

Programme	Date	Venue
Mehendi Ceremony	5th April 2011	SGP Forum
Haldi Ceremony	6th April 2011	SGP Forum
Sangeet Ceremony	7th April 2011	SGP Forum
Grand Finale:Shaadi	8th April 2011	SGP Forum

NOTE:This Shaadi ka Circus is prouduced by Aman/Manasi productions!Unlike STAR Plus and Balaji..where more audience=more TRPs=more story kheecho,here..the more you join,the more TRPs we get..the more earlier we wind up!So for your well being and to keep your brains intact...JOIN NOW!!!😆

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Kisi ne kabhi kaha hai,that you only make fun of people,whom you are close to and your own..So I have taken the liberty to make fun of some SGPians..whom I just dont treat as my friends..but as my extended IF family😳..

So please dont mind of anything written here..No offence intended to anyone..
🤗🤗🤗to Shwethamma,Harika,Rubalwa,Febs di,Laxmi di,Feefi,Tanu di,Sheemu di,renu di,Sheema di,Sinha ji,Tejas,Armaan....I have taken the liberty to pull your leg..coz I treat you all as my own😛

P.S-Incase your wondering ki woh kaun hai jisne kaha hai ki we make fun of people,whome we are close to..FYI...thats me🤣

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Nothing can be done with only one's effort...A celebration like this needs help from a lot of people..So now the list of thank yous...

EDIT:The MOST important THANK YOU-to my friend Ghazal naz from BB forum...This was her idea for Bhaskar Bharti and I was just inspired by her idea..SO THANK YOU TO HER!🤗🤗

Thank you Aman for giving consent for this thread two months ago😆🤗
Thank you Shwetha and harika for helping with the games🤗
Thank you Shwetha for providing helping me out with the pics of SuShaan🤗
Thank you Harika for making the avis/sigs needed for the occassion🤗
Thank you Vipra for agreeing to provide delicious food during the programme😆🤗
Thank you Rubal,Feefi,netri,Vipra,Harika and Shwetha for liking the thread in advance😆🤗
Thank you Tanu di and Laxmi di for helping with the scripts🤗
Thank you Sheema di for being ready to help anytime🤗
And Thank you to every SGPian here..coz agar aap log nahin hote..toh yeh post kisliye hota😉🤗

Toh Chalo...aaj ke liye bas itna hi...like Guruji says...phir milenge chalte chalte..

.till then...keep BRRRR...ing!!!🤣