It is quite difficult to pull off this e-wedding! Somehow we managed the ring less engagement!!😊
Well, it is time to…….Balle Balle............. dhol nagara sab bajao kyoki Dk aur Gulabo ki Shaadi hai…............................
We'll have to see whether they get married on the e-ground of IF or get mummified hand in hand! Jingle, thanks for reminding about the Mummies, they will come handy now! I see the story taking a turn towards the Amazon jungle!! I tell you this wedding is riddled with confusion!! I just hope we don't need to console our Gulabo (surf to a forum on console.com, maybe? ) If this happens then I pledge free Kleenex tissues for Gulabo for 6 months!
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Wishing that none of this happens we begin……………………………
It is a pale moon-lit night .The wind is blowing through the dusty path. There we see Dk standing with his walking stick. Gulabo is still getting last min. touch up for the grand finale. All the e-'saalis' get a frenzied attack on seeing their e-jiju standing at a stones throw from them. 😉
Then suddenly everybody hears a piercing scream followed by a shrill cry. Our hero Dk, on hearing the sound just hurriedly goes in search of that horrible sound. Everybody is shell shocked & frozen in their place! Already Bunder's rooh was there to haunt us - now this…….Oh God! Help us! After a long search in the dark jungles of the Amazon, Dk saw 3 creatures collapsed upon the ground, they were our very own P, S, D! DK thought good riddance but as he turned to go, he realized they had transformed into 3 frogs. Eehhuu……….Holy Cow! Now what?????
Our quick tempered Dk, returns to the wedding beehive but all the bees i.e. the 'saali's are nowhere to be found! Ye kya ho raha hai yeh kya ho raha hai…........................................
Suddenly we see our Bunder jumping & coming…..Oh God! He freed himself from Jingle's grip, I knew it! He just started doing the….. …………Bhoot hu mai……… dance…….everybody is stunned trying to hide their giggles in b/w! We have our resident Mallika Sherawat Gargi aunty, doing the…….. Pyasa dil mera…………………………………... Then we see Suki-kaki doing……..Aai ka dhai jaba………………Finally we see all the e-saalies doing the…………Khai ke paan banaras wala - khul jai band akal ka taala……..coz we need Dk to open his mind………………….
FINALLY TO THE WEDDING PODIUM
Now the minute we have all been waiting for…………………………
Do you think they'll say "I DO".................................Let's see...............
Dk & Gulabo are standing facing each other …………….suddenly Gulabo notices Dk yawning................
Gulabo: So what have you been up to??
DK: Me, nothing why do you ask??
Gulabo: Coz you are yawning!
DK: Yawning! That is none of your business, we are here for the e-shaadi, if you want to go ahead please continue.Otherwise we can still call it quits!
Gulabo: Quits? Nooooo!! Looks at Dk & suddenly gets a wicked smile on her face….
Both of them are going on the stage……................
Gulabo: Be careful of the wedding dress!
Dk gives her a questioning look. "What??"
Gulabo: Ya, I may want to wear it again!!!! lol😆
DK: What are you saying???
Then controlling his anger says, Ok I understand!!
They both look at each other & decide for a contract marriage of 6 months!!
Now finally the garland exchange part............................................. ….. Both Of them are getting ready with the garlands. Then suddenly (I hope you remember that we are having the wedding in the jungle), a frog comes jumping at Gulabo's leg…… Gosh! The garland from DK's hand falls on the frog's neck & Gulabo immediately becomes unconscious! After a moment of silence, everybody from IF starts focusing on Gulabo! Poor DK is completely neglected and in this confusion, only he notices the frog, on getting blessed by DK's wedding garland, changes back into our long-lost Disha! 😊
They live happily ever after in TV-land, and our own Gulabo wakes up on mother earth. Welcome Back – Gulabo! It was a worthy experience for you – and a lot of fun for all of us….Good luck on your real wedding!! lol😃
Tadangggggg----------------The Endd---------------------Good Night!!
PS: Friends it was Chilly who had conceptualized the whole wedding saga which kept us busy for almost 2 weeks with mahandi, sangeet, bachelor's party, bridal shower, haldi etc! I just tried to grasp her concept and move forward. It is not same without Chilly! Chillo, we all miss you. Hope all of you had fun with this imaginary wedding. Thanks to all for those witty post which tickled our funny bones. Not to forget the lovely songs all of you contributed. Special thanks to the participants of the e-swayamvar none of this would have been possible if all of you would not have done the questionnaire.So it was a combined effort!Special thanks to Memsaab, Lata, Swathi, Samy, Lalgulab, Mamta, Sakina, Manisha, Maya, Bomby, Asian Princess, Jingle, Nikki, Meme & Apple!! Sorry I can't fit all the names here.............love u all!!😊
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