On the Couch with the 'Rock On' Gang๐
Well, since Shaan let Rahul off quite easily and smacked poor Sunny for being Honest..I think that they deserve some 'leg pulling' by all of us with of course me being the chosen rep!! ( Thanks Krishna for the Idea!!)
So I call them to our office pretending that it is some kind of media/press gathering, for if I had told the truth they would have run the other way with their tails between the legs!! ๐
So the Famous Four ( Shaan, Duck, Rahul and Sam) arrive wearing their brightest smiles except our rockstar Shaan who finally seems to be having his Hangover ( at last!)๐. He has a most miserable look on his face and is walking with with his eyes closed holding on to his ' BUDDY'' Rahul's shoulder!!! Grrrrrrrr..๐ก....No darling!! ain't offering you any anacin or crocin or aspirin!! Suffer for your sins, just a little longer!๐
I wave them to the couch which I stole from Shaan's room ( I'm very fond of it!), and while Shaan collapses on it holding his head in his hands ( man am I enjoying this..rubs her hands in glee!), while the rest look around desperately seeking 'the MEDIA'...๐
Me:Welcome, welcome..to the RBO forum..thanks for sparing sometime for us!! ๐๐
Sam:( furiously.I could actually see steam escaping from her ears), But we thought that we had been invited to a press meet, you got us here under false pretenses!๐ก
Me: No, no if you thought so I sincerely apologise ( I have better manners than Rahul here,๐) but this is akin to a meet..( wait till I'm done with you all!!), we leak all our interviews to the rest of the media, and they grab at it as if its a Sting operation. So you see, you all will soon be very famous or infamous for that matter!๐๐
Duck: ( smiling,) don't worry Sam, I know these guys, they are our fans from the forum. And Shaan knows them especially well! ( Giving him a big wink!)๐
Me: Yes, yes...we are your biggest pankhas and we just wanted to introduce ourself to you all! So lets get down to some business!! First of all..Sam!! What happened to the wedding planner in you..when you came we really thought that you were going to be planning the weddings of the rich and famous..like Imran Khan and what not!! Kya hua..๐
Sam:( suddenly shy and blushing like a nayi naveli dulhan.๐ณ) You know..woh sab sirk ek chaal tha..( now throwing coy looks at Mr.Rahul Mahajan,oops sorry Rahul Khanna)..my only intention was to plan my own wedding with you know who....๐ณ๐ก
Rahul is now looking at Sam as if she's an angel who tapkoed from the sky.๐..( lights off, bells start ringing, Dil mein baji guitar!!))...๐.
Me: Arrey bhai!! Control, control..yahaan aap interview dene aaye hain, romance karne nahin!! And anyways....We can digest only Shanak romance and nothing else!!
Now RaSam start giving me dirty looks...as if I don't have enough enemies already!!๐ก
Me: Accha Duck( whats up with that name now!!,)๐ for sometime now, I've been curious to know your secret!! For despite your irritating and not really very amusing attempts to rid of your hard earned cafe patrons, you have actually been able to hold on to it the establishment for sometime now. So that makes you quite a shrewd business man๐...perhaps after all Shaan should learn a few lessons from you!!! ๐
Duck who obviously didn't get my little shpiel or even if he did๐..didn't want to let his secret to be revealed..gave me his usual ' If you are Dumb then I'm Dumber! Look,' and put up his little finger and excused himself. ๐
Me:( a little loudly for Mr Rockstar seemed to have taken off to lala land๐ฅฑ! and we were not going to let him off that easy!), Shaan, were you listening?? Your so called old friends are really not what they propose to be!! And you have more bharosa on them than on your Jeevan Saathi!!???? ๐ก
This made Shaan come back to earth and he threw me look of disbelief...me his fan who once fainted in his arms was now preaching him??๐ฒ He closed his eyes and shook his head willing me to disappear but instead that made his head start pounding again and he fell back with a moan....Khanak!!! Mujhe bacha lo please!!........๐
Me:( Happy that he still pines for her....,) and my dear Rahul, you are a really tough person to figure out!! When you entered with a bang, I'd thought that you would be Kickboxer here to kick some sense into Shaan, but a music company owner?๐ Didn't gel at all..and then playing that horrible dirty MMS trick!!! No class act that!!! Aapne to sabhi villainon ki naak jhuka di!!!๐
Rahul:( Did I see a hint of remorse in those eyes?,) Duh!๐!...I'm sooo sorry to disappoint you guys!! Lagta hai ke the script writers don't really appreciate the intelligence of the audience...they think that all of you are just silly teenagers who fall flat on their faces for good looking guys wearing open necked shirts and that they don't see nothing else!!๐ก๐ฒ
Me: ( wishes that I had invited the CVs!!๐ก), Ohhh..now I got it!! And they couldn't be more mistaken!! Ask them to just visit our forum and see the quality of our posts!!๐.....How I wish some of our members cud contribute to the script!!๐
Me: And Shaan.......please don't play with Khanak's emotions like a football๐ก..now doubting, now trusting, now loving, now hating!!!๐ You didn't even give her a chance to speak!! Instead shamed her in front of your friends!! And poor Sunny...you hit him!! Was it for real or your aim was misdirected??...any guesses who deserved your staged slap??โ and not your hug??
Shaan:( dimaag mein lightbulb jala...Realisation!!)๐, ohhhhhhh...stupid me!! Sunny, mujhe maaf karna!!
Saying so, he pulls up Rahul by the collar and gives him a resounding mukka on the jaw๐๐๐๐..and then a left!๐! Rahul who was caught unawares, went down like a light and fell into Sam's lap.....who began to fuss over him right away!!๐ณ
Shaan caught my hand shook it hard and then hugged me tight...( haii wish I was Khanak๐,) thanks for making me see the light, I promise that I won't make my wife cry again!!!..๐๐๐
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Love,
Simi