i'm sure the kripa-despisers would be quite happy with this post... me too... i feel like it rite now... so let's go...
WAY no 1: boil her alive in baby oil... add a little chilly powder and carrot (or even spinach) or than extra sting (zing... i mean!!)
WAY no 2: show her a videotape of angad romancing some cheap floozie... add extra cootchie coo sounds to make the shock reaction more intense!!!
hope jots and nittu contribute well and generously to this noble cause by offering some of their rib tickling ideas here!!!